Yeah, we could be practicing for Stanford right now... or...

or we could be playing dodgeball.

If I were there, I'd make sure I was on the same team as Lindquist. Hopefully he doesn't take someone's head off today.
I think you would want Lindy (ILTCHL) on the other team, since the sport involves throwing.
 
Hey, sometimes you've got to let loose and have fun. Petersen works his ass off, so he's entitled to a little R&R. If it was someone like Sark, who was on permanent R&R, I'd have a problem with it.
 
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Sark would be by the Kidd Valley Burger cart with a KOMO "kick ass" presser and a mic/camera in his face if this were his show.

Coach Pete is planning which Sark fuck head he'd like to tag in the side of the grape.

Top notch, Pete.
 
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It was the 90's but I remember smear the queer and dodgeball being two different games.

This. Dodgeball was dodgeball, and smear the queer was where 20 guys would chase one guy with a football and then beat his ass until he fumbled, and then they'd chase the dipshit that picked it up and beat his ass. Repeat until the end of recess, or until the playground cunt tells you to stop.
 
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