Wyoming (appreciation) superiority guysm pole - aka how many Tims have you visited?

Wyoming (appreciation) superiority guysm pole - aka how many Tims have you visited?


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I used to run into Evanston, WY, to buy up all the Coors Extra Gold in the town and bootleg it back across the Utah state line. Evanston is in the ass hole of WY and was a choo choo town originally on the UP (hi @swaye ) but now thrives on selling full cheap liquor, fireworks and porn to the Mormons.

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We used to do the same in E.WA, the Friday afternoon Lewiston run for Banquet, back when we couldn’t get non-union beer...

Our lake place growing up was next to the Coors distributor out of Lewiston. He'd roll in on Friday nights with a pickup truck full of the stuff.

Once in a while he'd send a whole beer truck up. Fucking amazing. Getting drunk at age 12 is awesome.

There’s just a mystique about Banquet beer that is without peer.
 
I remember all the dads in the neighborhood going nuts whenever someone was returning from out of state. They would load up at the border...Coors was non- union, and banned in Washington, IIRC...we ran it in high school for 3 years. Late in my senior year, I would save a sixer for him, with a wink and a nod...
 
I used to run into Evanston, WY, to buy up all the Coors Extra Gold in the town and bootleg it back across the Utah state line. Evanston is in the ass hole of WY and was a choo choo town originally on the UP (hi @swaye ) but now thrives on selling full cheap liquor, fireworks and porn to the Mormons.

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My new mental image of the Row Boat king.
 
I used to run into Evanston, WY, to buy up all the Coors Extra Gold in the town and bootleg it back across the Utah state line. Evanston is in the ass hole of WY and was a choo choo town originally on the UP (hi @swaye ) but now thrives on selling full cheap liquor, fireworks and porn to the Mormons.

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My new mental image of the Row Boat king.

Pretty much
 
I've been there more than anyone else on the bored unless someone has lived there for an extended period. I was five years old playing in the Buckhorn back when you could still bring kids into the bar. I still have family there en masse and visit every couple of years and for family reunions. My family owns a lot of acreage on Elk Mountain. I had to rustle stray bulls when I was ten back onto our land and that was probably one of the scariest things of my youth. My uncle laughed at me and told me to man the fuck up. I will probably inherit land there and may retire there. If California goes to shit or the zombie apocalypse happens I can drive from LA to that ranch from memory and that's right where I'm fucking going.

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Sorry not sorry if you hate Wyoming you hate America and are probably a soyboy and a pussy.
 
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I’ve always wanted to go and behold the majestic beauty before Californian and Washington refugees trash the place.

Californian and Washington refugees move back out to Colorado after their second Winter when they realize that it happens EVERY year.
 
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Some of the most awesome scenery I've ever seen, and some of the worst shithole excuses for towns I've ever seen. Stay in the north/northwest and you'll be fine. The southern third of the state is a mess.

I'm not man enough to live there year round, but I can dig a summer visit any old time. I'd like to spend about 3 weeks fishing and camping there.

Sad. I thought DFlea was logging camp TUFF.
 
I’ve always wanted to go and behold the majestic beauty before Californian and Washington refugees trash the place.

Californian and Washington refugees move back out to Colorado after their second Winter when they realize that it happens EVERY year.

WY just moved up my list then.

My Norse blood and Midwestern parentage allow me to tolerate harsher winters.

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I've been there more than anyone else on the bored unless someone has lived there for an extended period. I was five years old playing in the Buckhorn back when you could still bring kids into the bar. I still have family there en masse and visit every couple of years and for family reunions. My family owns a lot of acreage on Elk Mountain. I had to rustle stray bulls when I was ten back onto our land and that was probably one of the scariest things of my youth. My uncle laughed at me and told me to man the fuck up. I will probably inherit land there and may retire there. If California goes to shit or the zombie apocalypse happens I can drive from LA to that ranch from memory and that's right where I'm fucking going.

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Sorry not sorry if you hate Wyoming you hate America and are probably a soyboy and a pussy.

I reckon I’m north of 25 visits.
 
I’ve always wanted to go and behold the majestic beauty before Californian and Washington refugees trash the place.

Californian and Washington refugees move back out to Colorado after their second Winter when they realize that it happens EVERY year.

This is the problem with #MyBend. Not harsh enough in the winters to keep out the dirty Californicators like me.
 
I've been there more than anyone else on the bored unless someone has lived there for an extended period. I was five years old playing in the Buckhorn back when you could still bring kids into the bar. I still have family there en masse and visit every couple of years and for family reunions. My family owns a lot of acreage on Elk Mountain. I had to rustle stray bulls when I was ten back onto our land and that was probably one of the scariest things of my youth. My uncle laughed at me and told me to man the fuck up. I will probably inherit land there and may retire there. If California goes to shit or the zombie apocalypse happens I can drive from LA to that ranch from memory and that's right where I'm fucking going.

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Sorry not sorry if you hate Wyoming you hate America and are probably a soyboy and a pussy.

Please send me an address or coordinates in advance of the upcoming apocalypse. I have guns, fishing gear, and four horses which can either be ridden, eaten, or sliced open and climbed inside of if it gets extra cold.
 
I’ve always wanted to go and behold the majestic beauty before Californian and Washington refugees trash the place.

Californian and Washington refugees move back out to Colorado after their second Winter when they realize that it happens EVERY year.

This is the problem with #MyBend. Not harsh enough in the winters to keep out the dirty Californicators like me.

I've been there more than anyone else on the bored unless someone has lived there for an extended period. I was five years old playing in the Buckhorn back when you could still bring kids into the bar. I still have family there en masse and visit every couple of years and for family reunions. My family owns a lot of acreage on Elk Mountain. I had to rustle stray bulls when I was ten back onto our land and that was probably one of the scariest things of my youth. My uncle laughed at me and told me to man the fuck up. I will probably inherit land there and may retire there. If California goes to shit or the zombie apocalypse happens I can drive from LA to that ranch from memory and that's right where I'm fucking going.

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Sorry not sorry if you hate Wyoming you hate America and are probably a soyboy and a pussy.

Please send me an address or coordinates in advance of the upcoming apocalypse. I have guns, fishing gear, and four horses which can either be ridden, eaten, or sliced open and climbed inside of if it gets extra cold.

Been in negative 50's without windchill factored in. I can pop off. Norwegian genes.
 
I’ve always wanted to go and behold the majestic beauty before Californian and Washington refugees trash the place.

Californian and Washington refugees move back out to Colorado after their second Winter when they realize that it happens EVERY year.

This is the problem with #MyBend. Not harsh enough in the winters to keep out the dirty Californicators like me.

I've been there more than anyone else on the bored unless someone has lived there for an extended period. I was five years old playing in the Buckhorn back when you could still bring kids into the bar. I still have family there en masse and visit every couple of years and for family reunions. My family owns a lot of acreage on Elk Mountain. I had to rustle stray bulls when I was ten back onto our land and that was probably one of the scariest things of my youth. My uncle laughed at me and told me to man the fuck up. I will probably inherit land there and may retire there. If California goes to shit or the zombie apocalypse happens I can drive from LA to that ranch from memory and that's right where I'm fucking going.

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Sorry not sorry if you hate Wyoming you hate America and are probably a soyboy and a pussy.

Please send me an address or coordinates in advance of the upcoming apocalypse. I have guns, fishing gear, and four horses which can either be ridden, eaten, or sliced open and climbed inside of if it gets extra cold.

Been in negative 50's without windchill factored in. I can pop off. Norwegian genes.

An overplayed (but still kick ass) song that I would just have on loop the entire winter.
 
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I’ve always wanted to go and behold the majestic beauty before Californian and Washington refugees trash the place.

Californian and Washington refugees move back out to Colorado after their second Winter when they realize that it happens EVERY year.

This is the problem with #MyBend. Not harsh enough in the winters to keep out the dirty Californicators like me.

I've been there more than anyone else on the bored unless someone has lived there for an extended period. I was five years old playing in the Buckhorn back when you could still bring kids into the bar. I still have family there en masse and visit every couple of years and for family reunions. My family owns a lot of acreage on Elk Mountain. I had to rustle stray bulls when I was ten back onto our land and that was probably one of the scariest things of my youth. My uncle laughed at me and told me to man the fuck up. I will probably inherit land there and may retire there. If California goes to shit or the zombie apocalypse happens I can drive from LA to that ranch from memory and that's right where I'm fucking going.

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Sorry not sorry if you hate Wyoming you hate America and are probably a soyboy and a pussy.

Please send me an address or coordinates in advance of the upcoming apocalypse. I have guns, fishing gear, and four horses which can either be ridden, eaten, or sliced open and climbed inside of if it gets extra cold.

Been in negative 50's without windchill factored in. I can pop off. Norwegian genes.

Minus 50 - where was that? My PR is minus 25 with no windchill.
 
Some of the most awesome scenery I've ever seen, and some of the worst shithole excuses for towns I've ever seen. Stay in the north/northwest and you'll be fine. The southern third of the state is a mess.

I'm not man enough to live there year round, but I can dig a summer visit any old time. I'd like to spend about 3 weeks fishing and camping there.

Sad. I thought DFlea was logging camp TUFF.

I've grown kinda soft in my old age, but I'll tell you that the worst weather you're ever going to see at Camp Govey or Camp Grisdale is nothing compared to a winter in Wyoming - and I know because my grandpappy used to live at Camp Govey and only come home on the weekends.

 
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I used to run into Evanston, WY, to buy up all the Coors Extra Gold in the town and bootleg it back across the Utah state line. Evanston is in the ass hole of WY and was a choo choo town originally on the UP (hi @swaye ) but now thrives on selling full cheap liquor, fireworks and porn to the Mormons.

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My new mental image of the Row Boat king.

Pretty much

So @IPukeOregonGrellow ive bought beer many a time from the store in that scene. Porters liquor and fireworks.
 
I’ve always wanted to go and behold the majestic beauty before Californian and Washington refugees trash the place.

Californian and Washington refugees move back out to Colorado after their second Winter when they realize that it happens EVERY year.

This is the problem with #MyBend. Not harsh enough in the winters to keep out the dirty Californicators like me.

I've been there more than anyone else on the bored unless someone has lived there for an extended period. I was five years old playing in the Buckhorn back when you could still bring kids into the bar. I still have family there en masse and visit every couple of years and for family reunions. My family owns a lot of acreage on Elk Mountain. I had to rustle stray bulls when I was ten back onto our land and that was probably one of the scariest things of my youth. My uncle laughed at me and told me to man the fuck up. I will probably inherit land there and may retire there. If California goes to shit or the zombie apocalypse happens I can drive from LA to that ranch from memory and that's right where I'm fucking going.

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Sorry not sorry if you hate Wyoming you hate America and are probably a soyboy and a pussy.

Please send me an address or coordinates in advance of the upcoming apocalypse. I have guns, fishing gear, and four horses which can either be ridden, eaten, or sliced open and climbed inside of if it gets extra cold.

Been in negative 50's without windchill factored in. I can pop off. Norwegian genes.

Minus 50 - where was that? My PR is minus 25 with no windchill.

Pretty sure that was out on the plains between Rawlins and Laramie pod. I was pretty young. It was so cold if you held your mouth open the top of your tongue would form ice. Couldn't feel your face after about 15 seconds.
 
I’ve always wanted to go and behold the majestic beauty before Californian and Washington refugees trash the place.

Californian and Washington refugees move back out to Colorado after their second Winter when they realize that it happens EVERY year.

WY just moved up my list then.

My Norse blood and Midwestern parentage allow me to tolerate harsher winters.

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Good to see you have the horns out.

 
Enough times to have learned an important lesson that 64 ounces of Mickey’s at 8,000 feet is like 256 ounces of Mickey’s and appreciate that Yellowstone is beautiful and going to wipe out humanity some day.

But also enough times to realize Boulder being the Austin of the Mountain region and Missoula being the Asheville are more my speed. Plus, Highway 12 through the middle of Idaho at some point became my scenic detour when forced to travel East to West or vice versa via covered wagon.
 
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