WTF is Kalen DeBoer doing right now?

From what I’ve heard (with a grain of salt), they’re focusing on getting early-ish offers to ‘23 guys and ‘24 guys. Some dudes on the old staff who were transitioning were setting up visit for January but they’ve seemed to have haulted, maybe The Homie Omi got to them… but who knows.
I’m disappointed until I’m not.

I’ve really enjoyed legit 20 years now of Doogman saying the staff is focusing on future classes of recruits instead of the ones that you know can sign now and you know play next year especially since the entire roster is going to transfer instead of play for a bunch of Mountain West dudes.

I at least though Haener and Cropper were low hanging fruit to get some momentum going here but couldn’t even get that.

Someone said Dempsey alone put $5 million into NIL but maybe that was bullshit and/or doesn’t mean shot when there’s rumors A&M boosters are spending $25-30 million on one class and Georgia is offering Caleb Williams $2 million

I found this place before I even saw Dawgman, weird, I know.
My stuff comes from a person I know who is somewhat apart the program, not a booster, I’m a pour.

It is dead period right now and the ‘22 guys will not be scholly guys so I slightly pump the brakes on the recruiting ‘22s, Jimmy fucked our program better than Johnny Sins when it comes to recruiting

 
Step 1: Hire Courtney Morgan
Step 2: ???
Step 3: ???

Legit feels like nothing has happened since we hired Morgan. Completely incongruous with anything that's happened since.
 
I'm not concerned. Variables are how Courtney Morgan does in closing 2022 (Conerly Jr. and the Cali DE) and who DeBoer hires for WR coach (and if he can take a well regarded commit with him).

They've been pretty aggressive on offering 2023 players and seem to making new offers daily (per 247). Some of the commits may be ready to enroll early to count as part of the 2022 class so that helps.
 
Hiring a non-coach staffer who excels at shooting the shit on the phone can't possibly be the be-all and end-all for recruiting some suggest

We've got a lot of eggs in the basket of a guy who was at San Jose State before his one year at Michigan (which no doubt could have come up with the $$$ to keep Morgan if he was as dynamic as he's been portrayed).
 
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Give him time.

He is probably still shopping for his new Lake Washington waterfront home and on the $3M/year we are paying him it is probably a challenge as the inventory right now is low and prices are high. This isn't like 2013 when Petersen arrived.

Then he has to buy a boat with a coffee holder.

Priorities man.

That said if I were him I'd go for this house on the Seattle side of Lake Washington. Asking under $9M.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4102-55th-Ave-NE-Seattle-WA-98105/48998500_zpid/

He could host some great recruiting parties there.
 
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Give him time.

He is probably still shopping for his new Lake Washington waterfront home and on the $3M/year we are paying him it is probably a challenge as the inventory right now is low and prices are high. This isn't like 2013 when Petersen arrived.

Then he has to buy a boat with a coffee holder.

Priorities man.

That said if I were him I'd go for this house on the Seattle side of Lake Washington. Asking under $9M.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4102-55th-Ave-NE-Seattle-WA-98105/48998500_zpid/

He could host some great recruiting parties there.

If he has a hype video of him arriving to work when the sun is up, you hired the wrong guy. If the sun hasn't yet come up, then it looks good.
 
Give him time.

He is probably still shopping for his new Lake Washington waterfront home and on the $3M/year we are paying him it is probably a challenge as the inventory right now is low and prices are high. This isn't like 2013 when Petersen arrived.

Then he has to buy a boat with a coffee holder.

Priorities man.

That said if I were him I'd go for this house on the Seattle side of Lake Washington. Asking under $9M.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4102-55th-Ave-NE-Seattle-WA-98105/48998500_zpid/

He could host some great recruiting parties there.

If he has a hype video of him arriving to work when the sun is up, you hired the wrong guy. If the sun hasn't yet come up, then it looks good.

Mario was the self proclaimed hardest working man in college football and still sucked. So there’s that.
 
Give him time.

He is probably still shopping for his new Lake Washington waterfront home and on the $3M/year we are paying him it is probably a challenge as the inventory right now is low and prices are high. This isn't like 2013 when Petersen arrived.

Then he has to buy a boat with a coffee holder.

Priorities man.

That said if I were him I'd go for this house on the Seattle side of Lake Washington. Asking under $9M.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4102-55th-Ave-NE-Seattle-WA-98105/48998500_zpid/

He could host some great recruiting parties there.

If he has a hype video of him arriving to work when the sun is up, you hired the wrong guy. If the sun hasn't yet come up, then it looks good.

Mario was the self proclaimed hardest working man in college football and still sucked. So there’s that.

Slept in his office
 
Focused like a laser beam on the real issue

Weed

It's smart. Jen should make every coach hit a player on camera in the first game each season so we have the leverage we want when we need it.
 
So far:

1. Brings along his staff full of mid-majorish assistant coaches

2. Multiple projected starters and No. 1 signee jumping ship

3. UW's NIL "plan" is en epic fail

4. Already talk of lowering expectations to 4 or (if we're lucky) 5 wins next season

Blame Peterfag and his 401ks for #3
 
Rumors floating on discord that DeBoer may be implementing more drug testing and has a hard no drug/swearing policy in the building which is leading to more attrition than expected.

Back to Tryone’s version of Say Who?

Kids were smoking weed in the facility during lifting and dropping fbombs in front of important alum/boosters. Thanks Jimmy.
 
Rumors floating on discord that DeBoer may be implementing more drug testing and has a hard no drug/swearing policy in the building which is leading to more attrition than expected.

Back to Tryone’s version of Say Who?

Kids were smoking weed in the facility during lifting and dropping fbombs in front of important alum/boosters. Thanks Jimmy.

lol

I have 0 issue with the staff putting their foot down. This team is rotten. Rebuild time.

 
Rumors floating on discord that DeBoer may be implementing more drug testing and has a hard no drug/swearing policy in the building which is leading to more attrition than expected.

Back to Tryone’s version of Say Who?

Say Whom, Say what, say who say the Washington Huskies are not bad people, but actually good, say whom......
 
Hiring a non-coach staffer who excels at shooting the shit on the phone can't possibly be the be-all and end-all for recruiting some suggest

We've got a lot of eggs in the basket of a guy who was at San Jose State before his one year at Michigan (which no doubt could have come up with the $$$ to keep Morgan if he was as dynamic as he's been portrayed).

Exactly. There is 0.00% chance Morgan left over money. Had Michigan wanted to keep him badly enough, he's not here period end of story, and if he wanted out bad enough, and again was as excellent as his job as the narrative has been spun, he's also not here. Another program throws Oregon like money at him.
 
Our NIL program sounds like we are bringing pebbles to a bazooka fight, and in the first month Kalen's biggest win is bringing Morgan over from Michigan (some would call him a meet and greeter, others would say he's a fluffer) who will be here 2-3 years tops, and getting Oregon to give us 500k to take Adams away, but in the process we are going to lose the "strength" (lol lol) of the team w/ Bynum gone, Germaine bolting, and 50/50 at best that Macmillian and Rome stay.

Obviously he deserves a chance and will get it, but so far this looks like seeing two trains 5 miles away that are on the same tracks speeding towards a head on collision.

Right now there is no one in this conference even remotely worried about UW football. We now no why the rumblings from SC about how bad it was going to turn out with Lake at the helm were true, and from a recruiting standpoint other coaching staffs are laughing at going up against the staff we have.

 
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