World Airports You've Been to

Until you have landed on 4 acres of US sovereign soil in the middle of the Persian Gulf, you really haven't landed anywhere.

Flare to land, squat to pee. Fuck off Air Force.

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Pitch controls airspeed; power controls altitude. Eye-to-hook... keep playing with that power... eyeball the meatball.

Cool shit, Swaye! I'd love to get an opportunity to try this in a sim some day. I should bug my Navy buddy who is based out of NAS Whidbey. He's on the C-40 though and doubtful he could get me into a Growler sim.

You see him working the throttle? It really is like that. You are getting calls from the LSO like "Power" and "Easy" which is helping give you an idea of the rate of movement you have around the glideslope. The meatball is fairly instantaneous but the LSO's can see start to go high or low (they have a camera with a GS line on it) before your brain can process all the variables. So that helps. But yeah, especially the first several times you do it it is stem power and muscle memory that gets you through. Hard for people to fully grasp all that you are trying to process - angle of attack, power, airspeed, glideslope, lineup: and all on the backside of the power curve as you suggest, so everything is 180 out from how you would "normally" fly.

It does get easier as you get experienced, but at night it is always a butthole clencher. I could squeeze coal into diamonds most nights. Good tims.

What always blows my mind is how you fuckers line it up in stormy weather. All that shit is hard enough on a calm day but I have no fucking clue how pilots manage with swells exceeding 30ft. Same goes for coast guard pilots and rescue copters.

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Welp, the good news is the sheer size of the carrier prevents a good deal of bobbing, but yes, on really rough seas it is pitching about a bit which just brings the margin for error down to miniscule levels and tightens the window to about the size of a pin head. If it was easy, they would have little girls and Oregon Ducks do it. PUMP MY AVGAS DUCK!

There's anecdote in the Perfect Storm (book, not silly movie) about a Coast Guard SAR helicopter. Well, for starters, crazy they were even out there. Crazier still, when the rescue swimmer gets out of the door, he immediately puts his hand into the top of a wave.
 
Did not include Merica' bc that list would take me a long fucking minute to do(even longer than the poaster rankings) and sorry not sorry but not going to look up the individual codes of all these unless someone really cares which airports in Joburg I flew in and out of.

Charles De Gualle
Heathrow
Madrid
Amsterdam
Rotterdam
Black Rock City (I included this one bc it's cool as hell to land on open playa fuck off)
Johanesburg x 2(or 3?) different ones. Joburg is fucking huge.
Pretoria
Cape Town
Kalahari (Hotazel & Kathu)
Vancouver
Quebec
Hong Kong
Bengaluru
New Delhi
Puducherry
Goa
Mumbai
Tokyo
Osaka
Cabo San Lucas
Mexico City
Villahermosa
Cancun
Santiago, Chile
 
CUN
PVR

US:
HSV
IFP
PHX
BUR
LAX
OAK
ONT
SMF
SAN
SFO
SJC
DEN
FLL
MCO
MIA
SAV
ATL
OGG
HNL
BOI
ORD
MDW
IND
ICT
DTW
AZO
GRR
MSP
MCI
RNO
LAS
EWR
LGA
CLT
RDU
LUK
CMH
DAY
CHS
GSP
BNA
DAL
DFW
IAH
SLC
IAD
SEA
BLI
YKM
GEG
PDX
MFR

 
We got some platinum travel members here I see. I'll be hitting Doha and Instanbul next month.
 
Ok, I will join the dick measuring, but I've only got 2 inches of thunder compared to some of you globe trotters!!

For me outside of US n' A...

London Heathrow
Brussels
Souel Incheon
Phucket for the Tai Lady Bois
Sydney
Melbourne
Ayer's Rock // Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park - Parks Australia
Montreal

 
Amsterdam
London Heathrow
Frankfurt
Munich
Cairo
Vienna
Paris Orly
Oslo
Stockholm
Berlin
Kiev
Zaporizhia
Krasnodar
Rome
 
We've been to London and Paris. BFD

I'm pretty sure I've been in every state
 
Lisboa
Amsterdam
Frankfurt
Munich
Berlin
Beijing
Guadalajara

Seattle
St Louis
Chicago
New Orleans
LaGuardia (total shithole)
Kennedy
Portland
Oakland
San Francisco
Dallas
Houston
Boston
Orlando
Miami
Memphis
Kansas City
Denver
Phoenix
Spokane
Los Angeles
Elko, NV. airline of death. Bachelor party weekend and for flight back they had to wait for a couple hours because it was too hot in the late afternoon to get enough fuel in the plane to get all the way back to Seattle. On the plus side it was a $39 dollar round trip flight and included a night at the red lion. Downside is the whores in Elko are about what you would expect.

Actually, that part kinda worked out. At the third whorehouse we were running low on money and we picked an old fat biker looking chick and 6 guys tag teamed her (not my cup of tea, I sat that one out) and as far as I could tell 3 guys just lubed up a fat roll and humped to their hearts content. Might be the best $12.00 I ever spent, now that I think about it.
 
International

Vancouver
Amsterdam
Paris
Frankfurt
London (Heathrow and Gatwick)
Stanstead
Madrid
Barcelona
Bilbao
Florence
Rome
Naples
Beijing Capital
Addis Ababa
Sudan - refueling stop
Jeddah - layover with no booze
Abuja - Nigeria
Delhi
Mumbai
Hydrabad
Brisbane
Cairns
Sydney
Melbourne
Auckland
Christchurch
Cancun

Domestic:

Seattle
Portland
Sacramento
Oakland
San Francisco
San Jose
LAX
San Diego
Burbank
Phoenix
Tucson
Dallas
Houston
Austin
Kansas City
Salt Lake City
Minneapolis
Denver
Chicago (both)
Charleston
Raleigh
Wilmington
Atlanta
DC - Reagan and Dulles
Newark
NY - La Guardia
Boston
Miami
Fort Lauderdale
Orlando
Vegas
Philadelphia
Honolulu
Maui
Kauai
Kona

 
Lisboa
Amsterdam
Frankfurt
Munich
Berlin
Beijing
Guadalajara

Seattle
St Louis
Chicago
New Orleans
LaGuardia (total shithole)
Kennedy
Portland
Oakland
San Francisco
Dallas
Houston
Boston
Orlando
Miami
Memphis
Kansas City
Denver
Phoenix
Spokane
Los Angeles
Elko, NV. airline of death. Bachelor party weekend and for flight back they had to wait for a couple hours because it was too hot in the late afternoon to get enough fuel in the plane to get all the way back to Seattle. On the plus side it was a $39 dollar round trip flight and included a night at the red lion. Downside is the whores in Elko are about what you would expect.

Actually, that part kinda worked out. At the third whorehouse we were running low on money and we picked an old fat biker looking chick and 6 guys tag teamed her (not my cup of tea, I sat that one out) and as far as I could tell 3 guys just lubed up a fat roll and humped to their hearts content. Might be the best $12.00 I ever spent, now that I think about it.

Elko for a bachelor party? Wow. Just wow.
 
Not my pick. My bachelor party was east St. Louis. Lucked out and it fell on visible scar night at Roxy’s.
 
London Heathrow
London Gatwick
Manchester International
Liverpool John Lennon
Paris Charles DeGualle
Rome Leonardo Da Vinci
Berlin Tegel
Berlin Schonefeld
Frankfurt International
Munich International
Moscow Sheremetyevo
Budapest Ferihegy
Tokyo Narita
Shanghai Pudong
Beijing Capital International
Xian Xianyang
Chongquing Jiangbei
Yichang Sanxia
Hong Kong International
Seoul Incheon
Kuala Lumpur KLIA
Bangkok Suvarnabhumi
Bangkok Don Mueang
Singapore Changi
Taipei Songshan
Delhi Indira Ghandi
Kathmandu Tribhuvan

Sounds like a lot of cool fucking cities!
 
London Heathrow
London Gatwick
Manchester International
Liverpool John Lennon
Paris Charles DeGualle
Rome Leonardo Da Vinci
Berlin Tegel
Berlin Schonefeld
Frankfurt International
Munich International
Moscow Sheremetyevo
Budapest Ferihegy
Tokyo Narita
Shanghai Pudong
Beijing Capital International
Xian Xianyang
Chongquing Jiangbei
Yichang Sanxia
Hong Kong International
Seoul Incheon
Kuala Lumpur KLIA
Bangkok Suvarnabhumi
Bangkok Don Mueang
Singapore Changi
Taipei Songshan
[/b]Delhi Indira Ghandi
Kathmandu Tribhuvan

how the fuck do have Songshan on your list and not TPE? Clearly just went to Taipei on a commuter flight.
 
Salem
Redmond
Medford

and somehow Yakima when I supposed to be going to Palm Springs. It was an insanely cheap air/hotel package, so I should have been a little leery about it.
 
Salem
Redmond
Medford

and somehow Yakima when I supposed to be going to Palm Springs. It was an insanely cheap air/hotel package, so I should have been a little leery about it.

Sad that, Salem, a bustling metropolis of over 140,000 souls can't get any commercial flights. Doomed to be half way between Quooks and PDX I suppose.
 
Salem
Redmond
Medford

and somehow Yakima when I supposed to be going to Palm Springs. It was an insanely cheap air/hotel package, so I should have been a little leery about it.

Sad that, Salem, a bustling metropolis of over 140,000 souls can't get any commercial flights. Doomed to be half way between Quooks and PDX I suppose.

We(!) try to encourage Salemites to stay home.
 
Salem
Redmond
Medford

and somehow Yakima when I supposed to be going to Palm Springs. It was an insanely cheap air/hotel package, so I should have been a little leery about it.

Sad that, Salem, a bustling metropolis of over 140,000 souls can't get any commercial flights. Doomed to be half way between Quooks and PDX I suppose.

Actually it's fappening. Not yet a done deal but definitely better than an 81% chance of service to Seattle, SF and Denver.

https://www.statesmanjournal.com/st...e-money-flights-mcnary-field-2020/3658978002/
 
Did not include Merica' bc that list would take me a long fucking minute to do(even longer than the poaster rankings) and sorry not sorry but not going to look up the individual codes of all these unless someone really cares which airports in Joburg I flew in and out of.

Charles De Gualle
Heathrow
Madrid
Amsterdam
Rotterdam
Black Rock City (I included this one bc it's cool as hell to land on open playa fuck off)
Johanesburg x 2(or 3?) different ones. Joburg is fucking huge.
Pretoria
Cape Town
Kalahari (Hotazel & Kathu)
Vancouver
Quebec
Hong Kong
Bengaluru
New Delhi
Puducherry
Goa
Mumbai
Tokyo
Osaka
Cabo San Lucas
Mexico City
Villahermosa
Cancun
Santiago, Chile

Tell me more about Puducherry. Or should I PM @puppylove_sugarsteel
 
Did not include Merica' bc that list would take me a long fucking minute to do(even longer than the poaster rankings) and sorry not sorry but not going to look up the individual codes of all these unless someone really cares which airports in Joburg I flew in and out of.

Charles De Gualle
Heathrow
Madrid
Amsterdam
Rotterdam
Black Rock City (I included this one bc it's cool as hell to land on open playa fuck off)
Johanesburg x 2(or 3?) different ones. Joburg is fucking huge.
Pretoria
Cape Town
Kalahari (Hotazel & Kathu)
Vancouver
Quebec
Hong Kong
Bengaluru
New Delhi
Puducherry
Goa
Mumbai
Tokyo
Osaka
Cabo San Lucas
Mexico City
Villahermosa
Cancun
Santiago, Chile

Tell me more about Puducherry. Or should I PM @puppylove_sugarsteel

Dirty, smelly, and the type of place you definitely want to spend some time with a rag and soap in the sink afterwards.
 
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