wine choice
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MikeDamone
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This one drinks like a Chablis
Drinks like a merlot.
greenblood
New Fish
Go with a mid-tier Pinot Noir. Acrobat is pretty good, and a good value
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Kingdome_Urinals
New Fish
Passing Time 2013 with fire roasted vegetables.
PostGameOrangeSlices
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Cisco
2018 Cristom Mt. Jefferson Cuvée Pinot Noir
*shudder*
Save the porking for Oregon.
MikeDamone
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wonee. zin from paso roblrs
backthepack
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Slap the bag bitch
Mad Dog
Cisco
18% alc. by vol.
Cisco is bottled by the nation's second largest wine company, Canandaigua Wine Co., in Canandaigua, NY and Naples, NY - the same company as Wild Irish Rose.
Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum.
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I speak from experience.
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Can I delete the duplicate post? FYFMFE
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