Will you be rooting for Michigan or Texas next week?

Will you be rooting for Michigan or Texas next week?


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sark is starting to get a nice little fake southern accent… If we? don't get in the playoff I hope we see them in a bowl to go 3-0 against that sorry fuck
 
Ewers and Sark are going to go double bagpipes on that that punk ass Michigan inexperienced-DEI hire-totally-fucking-out-of-his-league corch.
War Horn Eagle or some shit!
 
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"sark is starting to get a nice little fake southern accent… If we? don't get in the playoff I hope we see them in a bowl to go 3-0 4-0 against that sorry fuck"

FTFY. UW already is 3-0 vs Sark. We? beat him once when he was at SC in 2015. You may remember how his right eyeball exploded during the game, he went on a bender, and was fired shortly after.

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Didn’t we? beat him when he played for BYU, too? I believe it was BYU’s only loss that year.
 
I like watching Sark on the sidelines early in the 4th quarter as the game is slipping away ~ i know that it is a personality defect ~ but it's like being fascinated while watching a disaster in slow motion and not being able to look away.
 
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Cory Littleton in the background… he had a sack on the ASU QB, game I attended same year in Tempe that could be heard from the stands. Good player. Then we? lost.
 
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I live in Austin, I go to a game or two a year at DKR (I like to call it that[1 in 5 Texas fans know what it means]) so I'm hoping for something between an ebola outbreak and the sum of all fears.
 
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Mrs. Sark #2 filed for divorce about 6 months after he hired Jonny Nansen again… coincidence? No way
Also, lol at Kwit having to sit between those two
 
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I don't need any more Texas tears. They're our little southern brother. Without family, we are nothing.
Fuck Michigan. Hook em.
 
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Seriously, its the B1G vs the SEC. I would never root for Sark and the SEC even when (like now) I give Michigan little chance to win.
 
I live in Austin, I go to a game or two a year at DKR (I like to call it that[1 in 5 Texas fans know what it means]) so I'm hoping for something between an ebola outbreak and the sum of all fears.
Darrell Royal coached the Huskies for one season, btw. Yes, Cool story bruh
 
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