Why USC beats Oregon on Saturday


4-3!!!!!

Regular season world champs.

Other than UW having more of everything post season good point

The usual duck arbitrary timeline moved to 1998 for USC

Still failed

Ducks talk arbitrary? You’re literally the 4-3 guy.

Yes because I've been told by ducks that history doesn't matter. So let's keep it current

2-0
 

4-3!!!!!

Regular season world champs.

Other than UW having more of everything post season good point

The usual duck arbitrary timeline moved to 1998 for USC

Still failed

Ducks talk arbitrary? You’re literally the 4-3 guy.

Yes because I've been told by ducks that history doesn't matter. So let's keep it current

2-0

History matters it’s just that the successful part of yours was so long ago.
 

4-3!!!!!

Regular season world champs.

Other than UW having more of everything post season good point

The usual duck arbitrary timeline moved to 1998 for USC

Still failed

Ducks talk arbitrary? You’re literally the 4-3 guy.

Yes because I've been told by ducks that history doesn't matter. So let's keep it current

2-0

History matters it’s just that the successful part of yours was so long ago.

Better to have success long ago than to never have success
 

4-3!!!!!

Regular season world champs.

Other than UW having more of everything post season good point

The usual duck arbitrary timeline moved to 1998 for USC

Still failed

Ducks talk arbitrary? You’re literally the 4-3 guy.

Yes because I've been told by ducks that history doesn't matter. So let's keep it current

2-0

History matters it’s just that the successful part of yours was so long ago.

Better to have success long ago than to never have success

I find it better to have success now when I’m alive.
 

4-3!!!!!

Regular season world champs.

Other than UW having more of everything post season good point

The usual duck arbitrary timeline moved to 1998 for USC

Still failed

Ducks talk arbitrary? You’re literally the 4-3 guy.

Yes because I've been told by ducks that history doesn't matter. So let's keep it current

2-0

History matters it’s just that the successful part of yours was so long ago.

Better to have success long ago than to never have success

I find it better to have success now when I’m alive.

So then you acknowledge that Washington is the 👑.

Thanks Mike. Back to your butthurt Portland routine
 

4-3!!!!!

Regular season world champs.

Other than UW having more of everything post season good point

The usual duck arbitrary timeline moved to 1998 for USC

Still failed

Ducks talk arbitrary? You’re literally the 4-3 guy.

Yes because I've been told by ducks that history doesn't matter. So let's keep it current

2-0

History matters it’s just that the successful part of yours was so long ago.

Better to have success long ago than to never have success

I find it better to have success now when I’m alive.

So then you acknowledge that Washington is the 👑.

Thanks Mike. Back to your butthurt Portland routine

23 years of nothing
 
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4-3!!!!!

Regular season world champs.

Other than UW having more of everything post season good point

The usual duck arbitrary timeline moved to 1998 for USC

Still failed

Ducks talk arbitrary? You’re literally the 4-3 guy.

Yes because I've been told by ducks that history doesn't matter. So let's keep it current

2-0

History matters it’s just that the successful part of yours was so long ago.

Better to have success long ago than to never have success

I find it better to have success now when I’m alive.

So then you acknowledge that Washington is the 👑.

Thanks Mike. Back to your butthurt Portland routine

23 years of nothing

You can stay awhile, and listen..
 

4-3!!!!!

Regular season world champs.

Other than UW having more of everything post season good point

The usual duck arbitrary timeline moved to 1998 for USC

Still failed

Ducks talk arbitrary? You’re literally the 4-3 guy.

Yes because I've been told by ducks that history doesn't matter. So let's keep it current

2-0

History matters it’s just that the successful part of yours was so long ago.

Better to have success long ago than to never have success

I find it better to have success now when I’m alive.

So then you acknowledge that Washington is the 👑.

Thanks Mike. Back to your butthurt Portland routine

23 years of nothing

You can stay awhile, and listen..

I’d image

Tell me all about 23 years ago. Glued to the set.
 
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4-3!!!!!

Regular season world champs.

Other than UW having more of everything post season good point

The usual duck arbitrary timeline moved to 1998 for USC

Still failed

Ducks talk arbitrary? You’re literally the 4-3 guy.

Yes because I've been told by ducks that history doesn't matter. So let's keep it current

2-0

History matters it’s just that the successful part of yours was so long ago.

Better to have success long ago than to never have success

I find it better to have success now when I’m alive.

So then you acknowledge that Washington is the 👑.

Thanks Mike. Back to your butthurt Portland routine

23 years of nothing

You can stay awhile, and listen..

I’d image

Tell me all about 23 years ago. Glued to the set.

He was in elementary school.
 
I wouldn't bet a cent on USC winning. They have been shockingly soft and gutless almost every year since Pete left and teams like that are generally roadkill for Oregon and Oregon gets up to play the Trooj. Reasons why I could see USC having a chance:

1. This is Caleb and Riley's last chance to really do anything together. Lose this and all they have is last year beating Notre Dame and UCLA and not a single banner to hang. Win and they're in the driver's seat for the second slot for the P12CG. I don't know how prideful either are or how good Riley is though.
2. Oregon's due to have an off game and it's Pac-12 after dark or some shit
3. Caleb is serious really good and could go off with one of those games where they score every time and have the ball last. Their WRs aren't impressive though. Sucks for him this isn't one of those USC teams that wakes up and realizes they have Robert Woods AND Marqise Lee or JuJu Smith Schuster AND Deontay Burnett or Amon-Ra St. Brown AND Michael Pittman. He missies Jordan Addison.
 
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Should add Oregon's pass defense is still super suspect if you look at it. They've been shredded by any functional QB they've faced other than Colorado who was missing their best offensive playmaker. Stanford for some reason started their QB who can't throw a pass.

Shough shredded and bailed them out with idiotic ints
Penix we all know what happened
Ward shredded them worse than Penix in Autzen

tick.tick.tick.tick.tick...
 
Condoms 45
U of hO 42

U of Hoe

Get it?! Because they’re hoes. It’s a play in words to show everyone how clever I can be.

The fuck did you ever get accepted to UW
 
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