Why the Huskies suck ass at recruiting and football

ITT: quooks still upset over 70-21, 38-3

Quooks have won 12 out of the last 15 games mutt. 80%. Yeah, we're really seething over a few bad losses when the program was down.

The program is still down. Doogs we're proclaiming accomplishments that hadn't yet happened for five years under Sark. You've got your Sark now. Only four more years of off-season natties and meatless sizzle. Enjoy.
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Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.
 
Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.

Well leavitts gonna be gone after this year. But you've got the mustache guy so thats cool
 
Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.

Well leavitts gonna be gone after this year. But you've got the mustache guy so thats cool

Leavvit gonna punch his ticket from something bigger?
 
ITT: quooks still upset over 70-21, 38-3

Quooks have won 12 out of the last 15 games mutt. 80%. Yeah, we're really seething over a few bad losses when the program was down.

You're program's not down. Last year was a classic Oregon squad.
 
Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.

Well leavitts gonna be gone after this year. But you've got the mustache guy so thats cool

Leavvit gonna punch his ticket from something bigger?

Going where? The only school that would hire him as a HC just extended their current coach for another 5 years (KState) and his son is taking over after him...
 
Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.

Well leavitts gonna be gone after this year. But you've got the mustache guy so thats cool

Leavitt wants to win a natty as much as the rest of them. His best shot of doing that is sitting tight at Oregon and riding the hype. He's already one of the highest paid assistants in the history of college football. Must suck to be a fan of a pogrom that's about a century behind the PAC 12's crown jewel.
 
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Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.

Well leavitts gonna be gone after this year. But you've got the mustache guy so thats cool

Leavitt wants to win a natty as much as the rest of them. His best shot of doing that is sitting tight at Oregon and riding the hype. He's already one of the highest paid assistants in the history of college football. Must suck to be a fan of a pogrom that's about a century behind the PAC 12's crown jewel.

UW has beaten Oregon more times than Oregon has beaten UW. That says it all. Oregon is right where they belong beneath UW. Are you putting Oregon above USC as Pac-12's "crown jewel"? Fuck you're dumb.
 
Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.

Well leavitts gonna be gone after this year. But you've got the mustache guy so thats cool

Leavitt wants to win a natty as much as the rest of them. His best shot of doing that is sitting tight at Oregon and riding the hype. He's already one of the highest paid assistants in the history of college football. Must suck to be a fan of a pogrom that's about a century behind the PAC 12's crown jewel.

Can you shut the fuck up with referencing Oregon and Championship in the same sentence until they win more than 7 games or come within 30 of UW?

TIA.
 
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Oregon is mustering in the off season natty this year

But this isn’t like Sark at all though!

there's a billion page thread on i think the tsio forum where they unironically talk shit about recruiting in august

against a program coached by petersen that assraped them 102-24 in 2 seasons

and they hired mario cristobal

praise allah every day the shoe is on the other foot. gun to my head i never thought it'd come. look at them growl and hype themselves up through teary eyes.

it's changing my entire 'uw fans are the stupidest fans in the world' narrative. the parallels are hilariously similar. someone should do a study!
 
Oregon is mustering in the off season natty this year

But this isn’t like Sark at all though!

There is one difference. For all the sizzle Sark tried to create, his recruiting was never good until he got to USC. Crystalbowel, at least so far, is delivering in recruiting in spite of what ballzdeep says.

It's just hilarious that OBK, Mosster et al., are so bought into the idea that good recruiting and embarrassing attempts to relate to the kids will automatically translate to anything of substance...championships for example. They're so fucking bought in that they're already claiming them. Fuck me that's funny.
 
Oregon is mustering in the off season natty this year

But this isn’t like Sark at all though!

There is one difference. For all the sizzle Sark tried to create, his recruiting was never good until he got to USC. Crystalbowel, at least so far, is delivering in recruiting in spite of what ballzdeep says.

It's just hilarious that OBK, Mosster et al., are so bought into the idea that good recruiting and embarrassing attempts to relate to the kids will automatically translate to anything of substance...championships for example. They're so fucking bought in that they're already claiming them. Fuck me that's funny.

They aren’t even bringing in USC type talent (a few guys maybe) and Sark still went 12-6 (9-4 and 3-2) at USC bahahah. Sark might even be a better corch than Crystobol too.
 
I don't get the handle. It's been 6 years and counting since Harv's seen a single husky tear.
 
Cristoballer doesn't need to be a great coach necessarily for UO to go all the way, although he might end up being one, no one really knows at this point. What we do know is that the team is being stocked and loaded with all star talent. He just needs to be good at delegating responsibilities to the right people at the right time. Things he should have learned from the great one at Saban U.

Well leavitts gonna be gone after this year. But you've got the mustache guy so thats cool

Leavitt wants to win a natty as much as the rest of them. His best shot of doing that is sitting tight at Oregon and riding the hype. He's already one of the highest paid assistants in the history of college football. Must suck to be a fan of a pogrom that's about a century behind the PAC 12's crown jewel.

Can you shut the fuck up with referencing Oregon and Championship in the same sentence?

TIA.

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