Why Sam Darnold could lead USC to its first title in 13 years

which is a noted bonus for any hotshot USC quarterback with permanent access to a table at Delilah or Catch or any place staked out by TMZ. The chances he will end up on Snapchat in a hot tub with a Kardashian are next to nil

the open secret that the coach at the time, Steve Sarkisian, was struggling with what would turn out to be an alcohol addiction

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I still dont know USCs coachs name

When I realized he didn't know Sam Darnold was the best QB he had after spring and fall camp I instantly lost interest. He will turn to shit when Sam leaves in a year.
 
ESPN MO:

2 weeks before the CFB starts, release an article about how Alabama is either the favorite for a NC or has a Heisman favorite on it's team.

1 week before the Season, cover the "fan"base out West and release an article about how this could REALLY be the year for SC to win a title.

Rinse. lather. jerkoff.
 
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