Why is the NCAA a worthless fucking piece of shit?

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Helfrich said he has been told that Oregon was the only one of four playoff teams whose players were randomly drug tested.

"If one team is tested in the College Football Playoff, everybody should be tested in the College Football Playoff," he said, adding that the differences between school- and NCAA-run tests should be made the same. "... A holding penalty is not 10 yards in the first quarter and 25 yards in the fourth quarter. There is some element to that right now."
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You gotta be fucking kidding.
http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2015/07/oregon_ducks_face_down_unknown.html#incart_river

Then again, maybe they have their reasons

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I wish we got random tests. Enjoy your real football program. I'll be drinking myself into an early grave this fall.
 
Helfrich said he has been told that Oregon was the only one of four playoff teams whose players were randomly drug tested.

"If one team is tested in the College Football Playoff, everybody should be tested in the College Football Playoff," he said, adding that the differences between school- and NCAA-run tests should be made the same. "... A holding penalty is not 10 yards in the first quarter and 25 yards in the fourth quarter. There is some element to that right now."
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You gotta be fucking kidding.
http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2015/07/oregon_ducks_face_down_unknown.html#incart_river

Then again, maybe they have their reasons

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That's your excuse?
 
The Ducks put their piss in a cup.

Ohio State put their dicks in that ass.

I'm good with it.
 
Drug testing in sports for anything other than steroids and possibly amphetamines is a fucking joke. Who gives a shit what recreational drugs a player uses.
 
Drug testing in sports for anything other than steroids and possibly amphetamines is a fucking joke. Who gives a shit what recreational drugs a player uses.
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A football player on angel dust would be a sight to see. Would probably fuck everyone up and be immune to tackles, at the cost of not being able to understand a single playcall or rule
 
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Helfrich said he has been told that Oregon was the only one of four playoff teams whose players were randomly drug tested.

"If one team is tested in the College Football Playoff, everybody should be tested in the College Football Playoff," he said, adding that the differences between school- and NCAA-run tests should be made the same. "... A holding penalty is not 10 yards in the first quarter and 25 yards in the fourth quarter. There is some element to that right now."
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You gotta be fucking kidding.
http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2015/07/oregon_ducks_face_down_unknown.html#incart_river

Then again, maybe they have their reasons

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Why would you randomly think random drug testing is actually random? Test my pee, duck.

 
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