Why do so many people use acronyms that make no sense?

[EsophagealFeces]

ITTCTFG, D.

 

[dnc]

Now, moar than ever befoar, ILROTNAH

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

I stopped looking up half the internet lingo used on here. I just assume they're wiseass insults. Seems a safe bet.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

Someone needs to create an acronym for the infamous "Take off the gloves" Tequilla rant

@TierbsHsotBoobs‌ did this once. It took him a while to go through that whole abortion of a post and acronym it. Funny shit though.

I did that once and only once. Even my life isn't miserable and pathetic enough to do that again.

Liar.