Whose got it better than Ciganetti and his Lawyer

All that we have are second/third hand private conversation recaps from the people that couldn’t close the deal. Sexton gave UW it’s not you it’s me line and it’s always easier to accept that at face value than evaluate the alternative.
Sexton's entire career is getting coaches to the SEC lol
DeBoer didn't want to be here relative to Alabama
So much cope
 
All that we have are second/third hand private conversation recaps from the people that couldn’t close the deal. Sexton gave UW it’s not you it’s me line and it’s always easier to accept that at face value than evaluate the alternative.
Sexton's entire career is getting coaches to the SEC lol
DeBoer didn't want to be here relative to Alabama
So much cope
Jimmy is there to get paid. He doesn’t give a fuck where. Explain Dan Lanning now please.
 
All that we have are second/third hand private conversation recaps from the people that couldn’t close the deal. Sexton gave UW it’s not you it’s me line and it’s always easier to accept that at face value than evaluate the alternative.
Sexton's entire career is getting coaches to the SEC lol
DeBoer didn't want to be here relative to Alabama
So much cope
Sexton is Cignetti's agent.
 
All that we have are second/third hand private conversation recaps from the people that couldn’t close the deal. Sexton gave UW it’s not you it’s me line and it’s always easier to accept that at face value than evaluate the alternative.
Sexton's entire career is getting coaches to the SEC lol
DeBoer didn't want to be here relative to Alabama
So much cope
Jimmy is there to get paid. He doesn’t give a fuck where. Explain Dan Lanning now please.
Dan will eventually be in the SEC
He wasn't offered the Bama job or he would be gone.
I see him at Georgia or LSU.
Bama wont go for the PNW guy that was 0-3 against DeBoer if DeBoer doesnt work
 
Jimmy gets his guys paid and the SEC pays. You are over thinking this.
 
why would Lanning leave Oregon for LSU or Georgia? He’s in the B1G now and he’s getting paid, his staff is getting paid, and his players are getting paid. What does LSU or Georgia offer that he can’t do at Oregon?

Oregon is a top 5 job in the country, if not higher.
 
why would Lanning leave Oregon for LSU or Georgia? He’s in the B1G now and he’s getting paid, his staff is getting paid, and his players are getting paid. What does LSU or Georgia offer that he can’t do at Oregon?

Oregon is a top 5 job in the country, if not higher.
I think as a southern guy he will eventually return there. He is still a relatively young coach. Whatever amphetamines he is on are putting in work, however
 
why would Lanning leave Oregon for LSU or Georgia? He’s in the B1G now and he’s getting paid, his staff is getting paid, and his players are getting paid. What does LSU or Georgia offer that he can’t do at Oregon?

Oregon is a top 5 job in the country, if not higher.
I think as a southern guy he will eventually return there. He is still a relatively young coach. Whatever amphetamines he is on are putting in work, however
Kansas City isn’t the south, it’s the plains. It’s got a lot more in common with Omaha than it does any southern city. The chiefs job is the one I’d worry about him jumping to the most, then uga because I don’t see that opening until Kirby retires and I’m guessing that’s who he’d recommend.
 
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Your take that DeBore could have been retained had we just paid $15 million was absolutely ridiculous when you made it years ago. It has gotten only worse over time. '
I am sorry your significant other found a better partner. Its been over for two years and she came to her senses. There is nothing you (because you are you) could have done to keep her.
Give up. Constantly moving the goalposts and changing your story doesn't make your take less stupid or irrational.
His goalposts have been as constant as the turning of the earth
 
why would Lanning leave Oregon for LSU or Georgia? He’s in the B1G now and he’s getting paid, his staff is getting paid, and his players are getting paid. What does LSU or Georgia offer that he can’t do at Oregon?

Oregon is a top 5 job in the country, if not higher.
I think as a southern guy he will eventually return there. He is still a relatively young coach. Whatever amphetamines he is on are putting in work, however
It's nicotine. Zyns. And rumor has it he's getting vested in Nike on top of his salary. Also, maybe they fucking hate Missouri? I've been to St Louis. The building next to their whatever big courthouse building is boarded up with broken glass all over. It makes Portland looks like Venice.
 
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why would Lanning leave Oregon for LSU or Georgia? He’s in the B1G now and he’s getting paid, his staff is getting paid, and his players are getting paid. What does LSU or Georgia offer that he can’t do at Oregon?

Oregon is a top 5 job in the country, if not higher.
I think as a southern guy he will eventually return there. He is still a relatively young coach. Whatever amphetamines he is on are putting in work, however
Lanning spent three years at Georgia. So the fuck what? Georgia has nothing to offer that is better than Oregon.

nothing
 
why would Lanning leave Oregon for LSU or Georgia? He’s in the B1G now and he’s getting paid, his staff is getting paid, and his players are getting paid. What does LSU or Georgia offer that he can’t do at Oregon?

Oregon is a top 5 job in the country, if not higher.
I think as a southern guy he will eventually return there. He is still a relatively young coach. Whatever amphetamines he is on are putting in work, however
Lanning spent three years at Georgia. So the fuck what? Georgia has nothing to offer that is better than Oregon.

nothing
recruiting is a lot easier. If Dan is pulling in top 3-4 classes at Oregon he’d get the #1 overall class at uga, annually, without breaking a sweat.
 
why would Lanning leave Oregon for LSU or Georgia? He’s in the B1G now and he’s getting paid, his staff is getting paid, and his players are getting paid. What does LSU or Georgia offer that he can’t do at Oregon?

Oregon is a top 5 job in the country, if not higher.
I think as a southern guy he will eventually return there. He is still a relatively young coach. Whatever amphetamines he is on are putting in work, however
Lanning spent three years at Georgia. So the fuck what? Georgia has nothing to offer that is better than Oregon.

nothing
recruiting is a lot easier. If Dan is pulling in top 3-4 classes at Oregon he’d get the #1 overall class at uga, annually, without breaking a sweat.
I think that was more applicable pre-NIL. Lanning has a blank check at this point and that's all the kids really give a shit about.
 
why would Lanning leave Oregon for LSU or Georgia? He’s in the B1G now and he’s getting paid, his staff is getting paid, and his players are getting paid. What does LSU or Georgia offer that he can’t do at Oregon?

Oregon is a top 5 job in the country, if not higher.
I think as a southern guy he will eventually return there. He is still a relatively young coach. Whatever amphetamines he is on are putting in work, however
Lanning spent three years at Georgia. So the fuck what? Georgia has nothing to offer that is better than Oregon.

nothing
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Advantage Georgia
 
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