Who's Taking Their Sweatpant Boners Over to Hawaii

You should try to die in a tsunami or a typhoon if you think the Hawaiian islands suck. You're really a miserable pathetic fucking grinch if you think Hawaii isn't the shit.
 
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You should try to die in a tsunami or a typhoon if you think the Hawaiian islands suck. You're really a miserable pathetic fucking grinch if you think Hawaii isn't the shit.
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Hawaii is there 365 days per year. Choosing to go their in August is obkfs.
 
You should try to die in a tsunami or a typhoon if you think the Hawaiian islands suck. You're really a miserable pathetic fucking grinch if you think Hawaii isn't the shit.
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Hawaii is there 365 days per year. Choosing to go their in August is obkfs.
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Hawaii rocks any time of the year.
 
You should try to die in a tsunami or a typhoon if you think the Hawaiian islands suck. You're really a miserable pathetic fucking grinch if you think Hawaii isn't the shit.
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Who said Hawaii sucks? Both Mick Dabone and I said going to Hawaii this time of year is a waste. He said going to Oahu is dumb and I agreed. I'll go there almost time of year to get away from Seattle weather but why leave Seattle at its best?

Besides all that, there's no one on Donkey Beach over Labor Day. Hi Sven!
 


Ever heard of Ko Olina or a B and B on the north shore? Fuck. Although, I do understand that as a toilet salesman you have certain budget constraints.

1. Not All of (the City and County of) Honolulu sucks
2. Parts of Oahu suck (see number one - is Dabone THAT FUCKING DUMB?)
3. U of H Administration sucks
4. some U of H fans sometimes suck but no more than UW fans do.
5. Aloha Stadium sucks (Mike got one of ten correct -he's a blind fucking squirrel). Congrats.
6. Traveling over Labor Day sucks. Seriously? You're not much of a Dawg fan but we already knew that. Again, I understand his budgetary limitations.
7. Crowds of Japanese tourists sucks. So keep your distance dumbass. They won't be at the fucking game.
8. The weather on Oahu simply doesn't suck unless you weigh 400 lbs. (75 k). Its nice ALL YEAR ROUND.
9. Mike didn't get this one wrong. He left it blank.
10. Profit

 
Ever heard of Ko Olina or a B and B on the north shore? Fuck. Although, I do understand that as a toilet salesman you have certain budget constraints.

1. Not All of (the City and County of) Honolulu sucks
2. Parts of Oahu suck (see number one - is Dabone THAT FUCKING DUMB?)
3. U of H Administration sucks
4. some U of H fans sometimes suck but no more than UW fans do.
5. Aloha Stadium sucks (Mike got one of ten correct -he's a blind fucking squirrel). Congrats.
6. Traveling over Labor Day sucks. Seriously? You're not much of a Dawg fan but we already knew that. Again, I understand his budgetary limitations.
7. Crowds of Japanese tourists sucks. So keep your distance dumbass. They won't be at the fucking game.
8. The weather on Oahu simply doesn't suck unless you weigh 400 lbs. (75 k). Its nice ALL YEAR ROUND.
9. Mike didn't get this one wrong. He left it blank.
10. Profit
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Regarding poont 8: Why leave nice weather for Hawaii? Go to Hawaii when the weather where you live is shitty because the weather in Hawaii is nice all year round.
 
1) Watching the Huskies play a pre-season game so that I can partly relieve my sweatpant boner ...

2) Good excuse to take a week off of work

3) I can afford to go to Hawaii now AND when the weather sucks

FUCKING

ABUNDANCE
 
Because the new era of UW football starts here. After ten years of dreck there is hope.

If that (#8) was dabone's poont he should have stuck with one reason.

 
It comes down to how much you like being in the water. The water is nice in Hawaii. Sure August is nice in Seattle, but the water is still 55 degrees.
 
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Because the new era of UW football starts here. After ten years of dreck there is hope.

If that (#8) was dabone's poont he should have stuck with one reason.
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I know you're being defensive but the season starts on September 27th.

Even Sark would cakewalk to 4-0 with this fucking dreckfest of a schedule.
 
People that don't know sh!t about Hawaii should not post like they know something about it.

Maybe now, Mike knows the city and country of Honolulu are the same fucking thing.

And, the Petersen UW Era still starts Saturday. Regardless of your tired protestations otherwise.

 
Because the new era of UW football starts here. After ten years of dreck there is hope.

If that (#8) was dabone's poont he should have stuck with one reason.
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I know you're being defensive but the season starts on September 27th.

Even Sark would cakewalk to 4-0 with this fucking dreckfest of a schedule.
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Sark would figure out how to win by a touchdown after being up 21 in the first half.
 
I've been to Hawaii many of times. It's awesome in December when the weather fucking sucks in seattle and I need a vacation.

When it's 75-80 degrees and sunny every day what's the fucking point of spending a shit ton of money and flying 7 hours to hawaii to watch a preseason scrimmage?
 
Lots of haoles on this board talking beef bout Oahu - go say that up on the North Shore and see what happens to your face brudda

Seriously tho, nobody here has stayed in say Kailua/Lanikai? I get a sense the the reviews here are from tourists who limited themselves to Waikiki
 
Ever heard of Ko Olina or a B and B on the north shore? Fuck. Although, I do understand that as a toilet salesman you have certain budget constraints.

1. Not All of (the City and County of) Honolulu sucks
2. Parts of Oahu suck (see number one - is Dabone THAT FUCKING DUMB?)
3. U of H Administration sucks
4. some U of H fans sometimes suck but no more than UW fans do.
5. Aloha Stadium sucks (Mike got one of ten correct -he's a blind fucking squirrel). Congrats.
6. Traveling over Labor Day sucks. Seriously? You're not much of a Dawg fan but we already knew that. Again, I understand his budgetary limitations.
7. Crowds of Japanese tourists sucks. So keep your distance dumbass. They won't be at the fucking game.
8. The weather on Oahu simply doesn't suck unless you weigh 400 lbs. (75 k). Its nice ALL YEAR ROUND.
9. Mike didn't get this one wrong. He left it blank.
10. Profit
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I'm not sure you understand the use of the $75K.
 
People that don't know sh!t about Hawaii should not post like they know something about it.

Maybe now, Mike knows the city and country of Honolulu are the same fucking thing.

And, the Petersen UW Era still starts Saturday. Regardless of your tired protestations otherwise.
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You're allowed to swear here, you can type shit, asshat or fuck and don't need to use special characters to hide the words.

And I know you're being sarcastic, but Honolulu is not a country.
 
Ever heard of Ko Olina or a B and B on the north shore? Fuck. Although, I do understand that as a toilet salesman you have certain budget constraints.

1. Not All of (the City and County of) Honolulu sucks
2. Parts of Oahu suck (see number one - is Dabone THAT FUCKING DUMB?)
3. U of H Administration sucks
4. some U of H fans sometimes suck but no more than UW fans do.
5. Aloha Stadium sucks (Mike got one of ten correct -he's a blind fucking squirrel). Congrats.
6. Traveling over Labor Day sucks. Seriously? You're not much of a Dawg fan but we already knew that. Again, I understand his budgetary limitations.
7. Crowds of Japanese tourists sucks. So keep your distance dumbass. They won't be at the fucking game.
8. The weather on Oahu simply doesn't suck unless you weigh 400 lbs. (75 k). Its nice ALL YEAR ROUND.
9. Mike didn't get this one wrong. He left it blank.
10. Profit
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Been all over Oahu, it sucks compared to the other islands.

Are you one of the Fucktards that refutes all 5 reasons. (75k)

Oh...number 8..the culture of Hawaii sucks.

Thanks for reading!
 
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Any other island>>Oahu if they had played this game in December when its special I'd be camped out on Kauai and fly over for the game to minimize my time on Oahu.

On the bright side the weathers great and its not Mexico.
 
I still own a house on Oahu (Hawaii Kai)... its fucking great compared to Seattle or Portland.

There, I said it.

Why not take a trip to the islands and see your new Peterman in action for the first time? Better excuse than most have for going - and August usually has nice surf on the south shore.
 
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