Who's Taking Their Sweatpant Boners Over to Hawaii

I'd almost find it entertaining to randomly stumble into a golf round w/ Kim Jong Vino, F^3, and Butler Cabin ... then mic drop them on the 18th hole by letting them know who I really am.
 
1. Honolulu sucks
2. Oahu suck
3. U of H sucks
4. U of H fans suck
5. Aloha Stadium sucks
6. Traveling over Labor Day sucks
7. Crowds of Japanese tourists sucks
8. The weather where I am doesn't suck
9. ?
10. Profit
 
Hawaii in December or January >>> Hawaii in August.

Agree, but it's still Hawaii. There is never a bad time to visit. We aren't talking about going to Palm Springs in July.
 
1. Honolulu sucks
2. Oahu suck
3. U of H sucks
4. U of H fans suck
5. Aloha Stadium sucks
6. Traveling over Labor Day sucks
7. Crowds of Japanese tourists sucks
8. The weather where I am doesn't suck
9. $5 steaks in Hawaiian strip clubs suck
10. Profit

 
Hawaii in December or January >>> Hawaii in August.

Agree, but it's still Hawaii. There is never a bad time to visit. We aren't talking about going to Palm Springs in July.

Depends on where you're coming from. And there is Hawaii and there is Oahu. Oahu is miserable and pathetic.

HTH.
 
I'm feeling very generous today and as a sign of good faith, I'm all for burying hatchets and living a life of ABUNDANCE ...

So, I will make the pledge that if I see any of the Doogman leadership while on the islands this weekend, I'll buy them shots ... perhaps a Lemondrop ...

 
1. Honolulu sucks
2. Oahu suck
3. U of H sucks
4. U of H fans suck
5. Aloha Stadium sucks
6. Traveling over Labor Day sucks
7. Crowds of Japanese tourists sucks
8. The weather where I am doesn't suck
9. ?
10. Profit

You of all people should know that only 5 reasons are necessary.
 
Any time you can play a game in Hawaii it's special ...

Fuck off!!!

Out of all the annoying and arrogant shit that guy spewed this has to be the fucking worst!

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Hawaii in December or January >>> Hawaii in August.

Agree, but it's still Hawaii. There is never a bad time to visit. We aren't talking about going to Palm Springs in July.

Disagree. Why leave Seattle during the best time of year? And if you're going to Hawaii, why go to New York with a beach instead of Maui or Kauai?
 
2. Oahu suck

Somebody hasn't stayed at a beach front house in Kailua.

But I do agree the leaving Seattle in August doesn't make a lot of sense, nor flying on Labor Day Weekend.
 
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