“Who’s got it better than us?” “NOBODY!”

I knew it was going to be full of unintentional comedy when it starts with:

After a successful five-year run as the head coach at Washington
 
An interview about dancing, living off of Pete Carroll's reputation, using catch-phrases and eliminating kickoffs. Sounds about right.

Fuck that guy.
 
Written by Cassandra Collins. What are the chances tubby bag-o-dick's tried to two hole it like a Joey's whore?
 
Sark "I don't believe [kickoffs] are the best thing for our game."

Because you suck at them. Ross only ran one back after you left the program.
 
I was reading through the interview waiting for the punchline. It came in the 2nd to last question. What a fucking douche.
 
"Sarkisian: [Chuckling] As a coach, you try different motivational techniques when you feel the timing is right and you can ascertain that the players need the change."

That sounds exactly like it would have come out of Tyrone Willingham's mouth.
 
Flying by the seat of his pants instead of having an actual time-proven plan
 
"Sarkisian: [Chuckling] As a coach, you try different motivational techniques when you feel the timing is right and you can ascertain that the players need the change."

That sounds exactly like it would have come out of Tyrone Willingham's mouth.
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I'll be damned.
So Sark's move to USC was just a way to get Husky football motivated again?
What a guy.
 
I liked how Sark talked about getting innately competitive kids at USC. If he was really such a great competitor, he wouldn't be banging waitresses at Joey's and boating with co eds the week of the Oregon game.

A real competitor would fix the discipline and special teams issues. He's not half the competitor Saban, Meyer, Miles, Chip, and Peterman are.
 
Is anyone else exited and amused to read Sark's bullshit answers now that he no longer coaches UW? This guy is full of shit and it's funny as hell to read now that he's doing it to another program.
 
Because inevitably the real you will come out when adversity strikes.

Who has a picture of Sark crying during the whOregon (ROFL) game?
 
Sark is like a kid on a video game who doesn't really care if he wins just so long as he get's to play his game within the game.
 
It's ironic that Sark's 3 biggest traits he looks for in players - competitiveness, effort, and energy - are traits he lacks himself. You generally get players with traits that you share, so it's no surprise that he fills out his team with players that as a whole get plungered 3 times a year.
 
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The fuck is a Daily Trojan?
 
Anyone see Lynn Swann on the pac-12 network a few days ago?

A buddy texted me about it a few days ago. Apparently he shat all over the Sark hire.
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anyone who pays attention to sports even have access to the Pac12 network?
 
Anyone see Lynn Swann on the pac-12 network a few days ago?

A buddy texted me about it a few days ago. Apparently he shat all over the Sark hire.
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Sure it wasn't ahmad rashad trying to make UW and USC look bad?
 
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