Who wants to have dinner at the Lannings?

If people are gonna start posting food they made on here you can take that shit right over to dawgman. Make sure to also report to Kim on "what's in your glass"
 

Ham on Christmas? Y’all sound pour

I ate lamb at a beach front bistro. Sacrilege I know but Yella don’t eat no fish on Christmas.

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All bets are off at the beach, I was homebound with my in-laws and occupied myself in the kitchen to avoid arguments
 
It’s really not THAT fucking hard to cook good … you just have to try a little bit and pay attention

Would love to see Lan Danning try to cook something like this up View attachment 62450

Obviously from your pic of your food, it is “hard” to cook good. Your combination with pork roast makes no sense.
 
It’s really not THAT fucking hard to cook good … you just have to try a little bit and pay attention

Would love to see Lan Danning try to cook something like this up View attachment 62450

Asparagus overcooked. Pass.

Ham too thick too. Boring ass sliced bread. Lazy plating. Is that pepper or little boulders?

Not boring ass bread … it’s croissant bread

I’d agree that I could have shaved the ham thinner

It’s fresh ground cracked pepper
 
It’s really not THAT fucking hard to cook good … you just have to try a little bit and pay attention

Would love to see Lan Danning try to cook something like this up View attachment 62450

Asparagus overcooked. Pass.

If you can expect anything from dinner at Tequilla's, it'd be that no matter what -- it's cooked too long.

I applaud the effort … generally speaking you’d be very wrong though
 
It’s really not THAT fucking hard to cook good … you just have to try a little bit and pay attention

Would love to see Lan Danning try to cook something like this up View attachment 62450

Eggs and Hollandaise look good, but that ham looks shit as fuck.

Ham Superiority Guy.

Besides, the best Eggs Benedict is made with Kroger brand Canadian bacon slices.

I was going non-normal today for a reason

Traditional can be a tad boring at times
 
It’s really not THAT fucking hard to cook good … you just have to try a little bit and pay attention

Would love to see Lan Danning try to cook something like this up View attachment 62450

Asparagus overcooked. Pass.

If you can expect anything from dinner at Tequilla's, it'd be that no matter what -- it's cooked too long.

I applaud the effort … generally speaking you’d be very wrong though
You wanna take the oven mitts off, Teq?
 
It’s really not THAT fucking hard to cook good … you just have to try a little bit and pay attention

Would love to see Lan Danning try to cook something like this up View attachment 62450

Asparagus overcooked. Pass.

If you can expect anything from dinner at Tequilla's, it'd be that no matter what -- it's cooked too long.

I applaud the effort … generally speaking you’d be very wrong though
You wanna take the oven mitts off, Teq?

People don’t complain about my cooking

So if that’s taking off the oven mits then let’s roll
 
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