Who wants to have dinner at the Lannings?

Seriously is this guy retarded? I have so many questions. Why two in the same pan? Why is one sideways? What's that terrible music?
 
And again, what povel doesn't have a medium pan?

And the clown has sealed gas burners like some commoner.

Shitty cooked steaks
No good cookware
Sealed burners
A wife sexting Bo nix
Accent wall like a fucking dungeon
12" griddle, not 24

So many things wrong here. Dude is flashing a 2023 Ram 3500 w a gas engine, 2WD, cloth seats and no touchscreen.

Shit talking trucks…can’t get this kinda content anywhere else.
 
I hope we get to see Dan attempting to make some cocktails for the next episode in this series.

It will definitely include fireball and/or grey goose vodka

Uhm yeah, no way Dan drinks a gin martini. He’s definitely a vodka douche bag.
 
Is this a genuine rumor or just something we started here?

Don't blame us, he's the one that while on national TV said he came home expecting to see his wife and Bo Nix was there. "Bo was such a great babysitter"

I think every man in America that heard that had an eyebrow raise. Well, non-Portland/Seattle man.
 
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Shit talking trucks…can’t get this kinda content anywhere else.

I'm in Idaho... I agrees to the terms and conditions that every 5th sentence shouldn't contain something about trucks, guns, or freedom
 
Figured out the perfect way to describe this - it's something one of the many semi-retarded guys I went to high school in Woolley would post and it would immediately get sent around in my high school friends group chat with everyone laughing about what a dumbshit the guy is.
 
Shit talking trucks…can’t get this kinda content anywhere else.

I'm in Idaho... I agrees to the terms and conditions that every 5th sentence shouldn't contain something about trucks, guns, or freedom

You may be in Idaho but you’re not from Idaho if that’s your stance.

 
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