Who the fuck is OwenTwoolve?

[dnc]

I gave him the softest of softballs on Twitter and he's swinging and missing at it like he's @MariotaTheGawd or something.

I thought he was someone who understood the online UO/UW rivalry.

Apparently not the case.
https://twitter.com/owentooelve/status/1184500561820950529?s=20
https://twitter.com/dawg206/status/1184501889100144641?s=20
https://twitter.com/owentooelve/status/1184502205052645376?s=20

etc

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

He was funny for a while. Not anymore.

 

[dnc]

He was funny for a while. Not anymore.

Sad to see how far he has fallen

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

He was funny for a while. Not anymore.

Sad to see how far he has fallen

#mooted

 

[dnc]

Imagine having the audacity to type these words when you chose @OwenTooelve as your Twitter handle
https://twitter.com/owentooelve/status/1184536124884168704?s=20

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

I'd still argue that if 81% of the fan bass were like @AZDuck and @OwenTooelve, it wouldn't make me consider getting a University of Phoenix degree just to say I went somewhere else.

 

[dnc]

I'd still argue that if 81% of the fan bass were like @AZDuck and @OwenTooelve, it wouldn't make me consider getting a University of Phoenix degree just to say I went somewhere else.

Agree.

He was always one of my favorite, classy quooks.

Not his finest hour but then again it is Fusky Hate Week!!

 

[RaceBannon]

He flamed out here and is BLOCKED by me on Twitter

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Je suis Owen Twoolve.

 

[HuskyJW]

Just go to The Thirsty Lion in Tigard

They all hang out there

 

[ntxduck]

 

[haie]

He's just your typical fucking loser that lives on twitter all day and thinks his urine bag schtick is really funny.

Probably middle aged with a handle bar mustache, long hair with a balled spot, and a framed animal house poster in his 100 year old shit hole portland house. Says fusky a lot. Found out his community college got a football program in ~2000. Has tons of Mariota 'swag'.

 

[Baseman]

I'd still argue that if 81% of the fan bass were like @AZDuck and @OwenTooelve, it wouldn't make me consider getting a University of Phoenix degree just to say I went somewhere else.

Put me in the Gullag for liking my? Duck friends better than much of our overly Doogish apologistic fan base

@AZDuck
@IPukeOregonGrellow
@OwenTooelve

 

[dnc]

I'd still argue that if 81% of the fan bass were like @AZDuck and @OwenTooelve, it wouldn't make me consider getting a University of Phoenix degree just to say I went somewhere else.

Put me in the Gullag for liking my? Duck friends better than much of our overly Doogish apologistic fan base

@AZDuck
@IPukeOregonGrellow
@OwenTooelve

Why do you hate @greenblood and @ntxduck?

 

[Baseman]

I'd still argue that if 81% of the fan bass were like @AZDuck and @OwenTooelve, it wouldn't make me consider getting a University of Phoenix degree just to say I went somewhere else.

Put me in the Gullag for liking my? Duck friends better than much of our overly Doogish apologistic fan base

@AZDuck
@IPukeOregonGrellow
@OwenTooelve

Why do you hate @greenblood and @ntxduck?

Right?

 

[RaceBannon]

I'd still argue that if 81% of the fan bass were like @AZDuck and @OwenTooelve, it wouldn't make me consider getting a University of Phoenix degree just to say I went somewhere else.

Put me in the Gullag for liking my? Duck friends better than much of our overly Doogish apologistic fan base

@AZDuck
@IPukeOregonGrellow
@OwenTooelve

Why do you hate @greenblood and @ntxduck?

Who doesn't?

 

[RaceBannon]

I'd still argue that if 81% of the fan bass were like @AZDuck and @OwenTooelve, it wouldn't make me consider getting a University of Phoenix degree just to say I went somewhere else.

Put me in the Gullag for liking my? Duck friends better than much of our overly Doogish apologistic fan base

@AZDuck
@IPukeOregonGrellow
@OwenTooelve[/s]

 

[creepycoug]

He's just your typical fucking loser that [/s] who lives on twitter all day and thinks his urine bag schtick is really funny.

Probably middle aged with a handle bar mustache, long hair with a balled spot, and a framed animal house poster in his 100 year old shit hole portland house. Says fusky a lot. Found out his community college got a football program in ~2000. Has tons of Mariota 'swag'.

Just trying to help. I know you're very technically educated.

 

[BennyBeaver]

He's just your typical fucking loser that [/s] who lives on twitter all day and thinks his urine bag schtick is really funny.

Probably middle aged with a handle bar mustache, long hair with a balled spot, and a framed animal house poster in his 100 year old shit hole portland house. Says fusky a lot. Found out his community college got a football program in ~2000. Has tons of Mariota 'swag'.

Just trying to help. I know you're very technically educated.

*bald

 

[haie]

He's just your typical fucking loser that [/s] who lives on twitter all day and thinks his urine bag schtick is really funny.

Probably middle aged with a handle bar mustache, long hair with a balled spot, and a framed animal house poster in his 100 year old shit hole portland house. Says fusky a lot. Found out his community college got a football program in ~2000. Has tons of Mariota 'swag'.

Just trying to help. I know you're very technically educated.

He's just your typical fucking loser that [/s] who lives on twitter all day and thinks his urine bag schtick is really funny.

Probably middle aged with a handle bar mustache, long hair with a balled spot, and a framed animal house poster in his 100 year old shit hole portland house. Says fusky a lot. Found out his community college got a football program in ~2000. Has tons of Mariota 'swag'.

Just trying to help. I know you're very technically educated.

*bald

At least I know that if I started my own version of Teq Thoughts Quane and Beavlet would be there to lap it all up.