Who is most famous person in your contacts?

[TheHB]

A Nigerian prince. Fucker never did pay me back.

 

[DoogmanRefund]

My brother in law is the principal at our kids elementary school. He gets recognized by 7 year olds anytime we go anywhere.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

city councilman

 

[Joey]

@DerekJohnson

I thought you knew some famous wrestler from Skagit County? Also, the Backride Bandit or whatever his name was?
Last but not least, you're related to a famous guitarist, n'est ce pas?

No
That was WoolleyDoog
I’m related to Gary Moore but never had his number

 

[KimsCopperPenny]

Mine is 3rd place Olympic loser Dave Johnson of Dan vs Dave.

Quite the humblebrag

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Mine is 3rd place Olympic loser Dave Johnson of Dan vs Dave.

Quite the humblebrag

Got kind of lit up one night at dinner with Dan and Picabo Street

Pre-cell phone era.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Creator of Reddit.

Al Gore ?

.

no, that’s the internet dumbass

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Mine is 3rd place Olympic loser Dave Johnson of Dan vs Dave.

Quite the humblebrag

Got kind of lit up one night at dinner with Dan and Picabo Street

Pre-cell phone era.

Ykwywf

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Per OP
@RaceBannon

 

[Tequilla]

@PurpleJ

Hurtful

 

[DerekJohnson]

For @CallMeBigErn, all roads lead to Tuba Man

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

@DerekJohnson

I thought you knew some famous wrestler from Skagit County? Also, the Backride Bandit or whatever his name was?
Last but not least, you're related to a famous guitarist, n'est ce pas?

No
That was WoolleyDoog
I’m related to Gary Moore but never had his number

Of the Coney Island Moore’s?

 

[DerekJohnson]

@DerekJohnson

I thought you knew some famous wrestler from Skagit County? Also, the Backride Bandit or whatever his name was?
Last but not least, you're related to a famous guitarist, n'est ce pas?

No
That was WoolleyDoog
I’m related to Gary Moore but never had his number

Of the Coney Island Moore’s?

Of the Jacksonville, Florida Moore's

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

some fat fuck that likes pics of nacho cheese dripping from my dong.

FREE PUB!!
Huh?

 

[Joey]

@DerekJohnson

I thought you knew some famous wrestler from Skagit County? Also, the Backride Bandit or whatever his name was?
Last but not least, you're related to a famous guitarist, n'est ce pas?

No
That was WoolleyDoog
I’m related to Gary Moore but never had his number

Of the Coney Island Moore’s?

Yes

 

[pawz]

Creator of Reddit.

Al Gore ?

.

no, that’s the internet dumbass

I guess if you have to explain the joke it’s not funny

.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Big Ern's great great uncle was the first American to 'Round the Horn underwater.

I know, I know… I didn't believe it at first either.

 

[HHusky]

1-877-kars4kids

 

[huskyhooligan]

I once tried giving Chuck Nelson a handy in a husky stadium bathroom, but much like the 82 apple cup, he missed the opportunity.

I just know people from high school who went on to do much bigger and better things, and reluctantly say hi to me at reunions.

 

[CrispyEaterson]

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