Flying Spirit is peak poor. I have a 10 year career killing bugs and I'd be embarrassed to fly Spirit.
Story time.
TOF wanted to visit family for Christmas which would be 16hr drive to TexASS not including stops. My last similar journey was well documented here and I almost killed myself and everyone in the car intentionally. I decide I’m going to leverage buying a plane tickets for all 6 heathens (non-pour airline) as a reason to get not TOF to okay the game.
Well, logical discussions and leverage doesn’t work with idiots so that went out the window.
The initial issue was her belief that even with my son; hookers, blow, and casinos would be part of the equation. After I called her a fucking retard a few times it was agreed that she was a fucking retard.
So game on or so I thought. Her next negotiation pivot was to leverage me going to the game for a dog… a fucking dog. So game off because I’m not letting hoebag win this one.
Well, just picked up a dog.
Had cunt wad just said yes two days earlier, without the bribe, the plane and hotel would’ve been half.
Dogs are fucking expensive.
Plane tickets are fucking expensive.
Kids are fucking expensive.
So yes, I had to go the pour route.
Could’ve been worse, at least the bribe didn’t involve me having sex with her.
CSB. At least Now you can understand why it’s always FYFMFE while FML.