Is someone panicking over UCLA's win on the road over Nebraska?
Don't freak out - Nebraska is better in reputation than in fact. A win over the Nebraska Pelinis is a good, but not great, victory.
Taylor Martinez - what kind of fucking name is Taylor Martinez? Are you a wet back or a girl?
Anyway, if it didn't happen in 1983, or from about 1994 to 1998, and it involves Nebraska, then I don't give a fuck.