This was a tough choice for me. Mrs Nacho has posted pictures of me on Facebook cutting wood with the chainsaw with the caption, “nothing makes that fatass happier than using his chainsaw”. It’s quite satisfying.
I owned a snowblower for the 18 months I lived in the Chicago burbs. Also highly satisfying. I enjoyed it so much I was clearing off the sidewalk 3-4 houses on either side of mine.
The downside to both tools is that the usage is limited. I live on a small urban lot because I’m a man of the people so not a lot of chainsaw work and the snow isn’t frequent enough to qualify owning a snowblower.
What I do have a metric shit ton of is leaves. No trees sit 100% inside my yard, 2-3 straddle the property line and I have another 10 trees bordering my yard. Add in the walnuts and hackberries and I spend most of fall trying to keep my backyard and driveway clean.
And for the commies who are pissing and moaning that the leaf blower is too loud, I say this: you can have my leaf blower when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.