Which One of You Did This...?

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I wonder if Mick knows this guy from any hardware store conventions.

This has to be my favorite line from the story:
"He said he was attracted to the woman and wanted to get her attention."
 
The real question is why she continued to put milk she suspected was sour in her coffee for months.

Not that the jizz part isn't important to the story.
 
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/minn-man-admits-ejaculating-co-worker-coffee-article-1.2172572

Since about 20% of the board is gainfully employed, I'm guessing it was noone here.
 
I wonder if Mick knows this guy from any hardware store conventions.

This has to be my favorite line from the story:
"He said he was attracted to the woman and wanted to get her attention."

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Has she never taken a load in her mouth? You would htink she would recognize the taste.
And granted, I've never experimented with my load in different drinks, but other than being somewhat similar in color, milk and jizz are not even close to the same texture. And I would have to assume taste a tad different, as well. And does this chick make her coffee and then leave it in the break room for an hour or so? Seems odd that this fella would have so many opportunities to take her coffee mug in the bathroom with him every day for 5-10 minutes. And for that matter, never get caught in the act? This guy must be a fucking pro.
 
This is a HCH Classic if I ever read one.

Here is my favorite gem:

Prosecutors had originally charged him with felony criminal sexual conduct after his September arrest, but later dropped the count, citing a lack of evidence,

Because the employee slurped it all up like a cum slut.
 
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