http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/minn-man-admits-ejaculating-co-worker-coffee-article-1.2172572
I wonder if Mick knows this guy from any hardware store conventions.
This has to be my favorite line from the story:
"He said he was attracted to the woman and wanted to get her attention."
Smells like Spooge to me.Which One of You Did This...?
The real question is why she continued to put milk she suspected was sour in her coffee for months.
Not that the jizz part isn't important to the story.
And granted, I've never experimented with my load in different drinks, but other than being somewhat similar in color, milk and jizz are not even close to the same texture. And I would have to assume taste a tad different, as well. And does this chick make her coffee and then leave it in the break room for an hour or so? Seems odd that this fella would have so many opportunities to take her coffee mug in the bathroom with him every day for 5-10 minutes. And for that matter, never get caught in the act? This guy must be a fucking pro.Has she never taken a load in her mouth? You would htink she would recognize the taste.