Which one of you assholes lives in Stratford, CT?

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Stratford man charged with abusing greenery

STRATFORD - An 81-year-old local man was arrested after police said he was spotted “humping” a bush in the buff.

Wallace Berg, of Russell Road, was charged with second-degree breach of peace and public indecency. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond.

Police said they received a call from a neighbor complaining that Berg was walking around his backyard with no clothes on. They said the neighbor took some video of Berg’s actions, which he later showed them.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

If you're going to bash humping the bushes, I'm out.

 

[dnc]

STRATFORD - An 81-year-old local man was arrested after police said he was spotted “humping” a bush in the buff.

Wallace Berg, of Russell Road, was charged with second-degree breach of peace and public indecency. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond.

Police said they received a call from a neighbor complaining that Berg was walking around his backyard with no clothes on. They said the neighbor took some video of Berg’s actions, which he later showed them.

rofl

 

[Alexis]

New meaning to shaking your fist and yelling, get off my lawn