Which of Deez Nuts is your favorite?

[Joey]

You can’t put a tub of Costco cashews in front of me and expect it to still be there a couple hours later… you just can’t

 

[DerekJohnson]

I read recently that almonds literally contain cyanide as part of the almond's defense mechanism from being consumed. Just a side note.

 

[Swaye]

I read recently that almonds literally contain cyanide as part of the almond's defense mechanism from being consumed. Just a side note.

almondhitman.com is your source????

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Going through my drafts that never posted and am bumping old threads with my shitty content.

Anyone who votes for Brazil nuts or philberts should face the gulag immediately.

I'll meet you at the gulag 7-11.

Brazil nuts are fucking awesome.

They are so bad that the birds looking for handouts at our birdfeeder won't even touch them.

 

[TurdBomber]

Every time I’m at Costco I’m so tempted to buy that big jar of Cashews but I know I’ll eat every one of them in one sitting and be bloated by ten pounds the next day

I know this is a nut thread, but stay away from the Carmel Corn at any Bi-Mart, such as EBurg or Aberdeen.

You'll eat the whole huge bag in 1 hour and be in a hyperglycemic coma within hours.

Shit is un-fucking-believably delicious.

 

[TurdBomber]

I read recently that almonds literally contain cyanide as part of the almond's defense mechanism from being consumed. Just a side note.

And here I am, eating almonds by the handful and thinking I had a drinking problem.

Thank you for freeing my mind, Stalin.

 

[dflea]

Going through my drafts that never posted and am bumping old threads with my shitty content.

Anyone who votes for Brazil nuts or philberts should face the gulag immediately.

I'll meet you at the gulag 7-11.

Brazil nuts are fucking awesome.

They are so bad that the birds looking for handouts at our birdfeeder won't even touch them.

They won't eat a steak either.

You tried feeding birds Brazil nuts?