Which of Deez Nuts is your favorite?

[YellowSnow]

 

[RaceBannon]

Love a good walnut going back to my youth but to be honest I drinking almond milk now

 

[1to392831weretaken]

I like my nuts to be willing and capable of killing children.

 

[YellowSnow]

Pistachios are the Cadillac of nuts and everything else is a distance second.

 

[LebamDawg]

Walnuts probably until I can crack one and get the entire nut out without breaking. Then I will move on.

I am kind of a chest nut also

 

[YellowSnow]

I like my nuts to be willing and capable of killing children.

I send my kids to school everyday with peanut butter sandwiches. Fuck them kids with their peanut allergies.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Anyone who votes for Brazil nuts or philberts should face the gulag immediately.

 

[YellowSnow]

Anyone who votes for Brazil nuts or philberts should face the gulag immediately.

Well yeah. They did not make the cut.

 

[Joey]

Every time I’m at Costco I’m so tempted to buy that big jar of Cashews but I know I’ll eat every one of them in one sitting and be bloated by ten pounds the next day

 

[dflea]

Anyone who votes for Brazil nuts or philberts should face the gulag immediately.

I'll meet you at the gulag 7-11.

Brazil nuts are fucking awesome.

 

[Bad_MotherDucker]

Pistachios are the Cadillac of nuts and everything else is a distance second.

Meet the Lamborghini of nuts

 

[YellowSnow]

Pistachios are the Cadillac of nuts and everything else is a distance second.

Meet the Lamborghini of nuts

Yeah, I’ve had those nuts. Fucking like crack.

 

[YellowSnow]

Every time I’m at Costco I’m so tempted to buy that big jar of Cashews but I know I’ll eat every one of them in one sitting and be bloated by ten pounds the next day

I’m not much of one of those preper fags in real life except when in the Costco nut aisle. I’ve squirreled away like a months worth of nut rashions.

 

[chuck]

Peanuts and cashews are to be tolerated in your mix, but aren't nuts and don't measure up to the rest.

It just depends what they came with. It's really hard to beat walnuts in some of my favorite deserts...oatmeal cookies, maple ice cream, and carrot cake in particular. Macadamia are amazing by themselves or with white chocolate chips. Almonds and pecans are good in everything. I don't know. I really don't have a favorite as far as real nuts go.

 

[LebamDawg]

let's just face the reality of nuts - they all get rated 8 to 10 on the 1-10 scale, maybe some an 11

 

[Pitchfork51]

Ever since my girlfriend back in 2015 ate a bunch of cashews and told me about being on the toilet with her ass leaking ive never been into it lol

 

[Mad_Son]

Results from our first semi-annual nut poll

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Walnuts probably until I can crack one and get the entire nut out without breaking. Then I will move on.

I am kind of a chest nut also

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Thread over man.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Pistachios are the Cadillac of nuts and everything else is a distance second.

Meet the Lamborghini of nuts

I’m changing my vote. I didn’t see this option and yeah, it’s the winner of the non big-boobs category. @LebamDawg won the big boobs category, non Wigwam edition.

 

[MikeDamone]

Fine…I get it. Delete my thread. You don’t have to be a jerk about it.