Which Ducks Will Fish Poach in the Portal?

[MikeSeaver]

I don't actually think Nike had nothing to do with the Jordan stuff. I do like goading grown men into simping about corporations though. I made fun of Apple people to their faces constantly when that was more of a thing. Same with people who try to do moral high ground consumer shit and eco shit but who don't like on a commune and aren't minimalists.
I also think Jordan's agent had a lot to do with shit that people don't realize and probably credit others for. I will say for Nike a greatest of all-time logo. That's true.
I don't give one iota of a fuck or pride that Microsoft or god damn Boeing or whatever is from here so especially don't for an apparel company from Oregon. I think it's cool Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix are from here and John Stockton and Budda Baker and stuff like that though.

Imagine saying you don’t care and then mentioning Jordan’s agent not getting enough credit.

Oh man. You’re a classic.

 

[Quietcowskee]

See you fuckers in the 7-11 parking lot.

 

[SmallEugenePool]

See you fuckers in the 7-11 parking lot.

At Snoqualmie Pass, right?

 

[ntxduck]

See you fuckers in the 7-11 parking lot.

who are you, Isaac fuckin newton??

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

See you fuckers in the 7-11 parking lot.

At Snoqualmie Pass, right?

Ghorst, dumb fuck.

 

[haie]

Oregon's gotta be one of the only, if not the only school where your fan card or diploma can't be given to you until you shamelessly shill for a sports apparel company and a pro sports owner. Also you have to dance around like a complete dipshit to a cringe song and movie.
Oregon gets 100% of the credit. Stanford Business School needs to get on their level.
We're in the B1G now. Any Maryland lurkers wanna come suck Under Armour dick and argue about it every thread and topic they can? Mods? Devs?

hey haie, I'm not the one bringing it up. just trying to bring some perspective here after having taken a walk on the beach. this place needs it. people seem upset.

You've always been real. Especially for a Cupoug!!!!
Get behind cover while I rev up this mother fucking flame thrower in front of this Nazi bunker...

 

[SmallEugenePool]

See you fuckers in the 7-11 parking lot.

At Snoqualmie Pass, right?

Ghorst, dumb fuck.

You must be young.

 

[haie]

Living vicariously through a shoe salesman when UW has curb stomped that school in every single aspect for 30+ years..
America is about innovation. Look up what UW has done.
Oregon has shoes. How do you make shoes again?
China isn't trying to copy Oregon.
UW, different situation.

 

[WoolleyDoog]

I don't actually think Nike had nothing to do with the Jordan stuff. I do like goading grown men into simping about corporations though. I made fun of Apple people to their faces constantly when that was more of a thing. Same with people who try to do moral high ground consumer shit and eco shit but who don't like on a commune and aren't minimalists.
I also think Jordan's agent had a lot to do with shit that people don't realize and probably credit others for. I will say for Nike a greatest of all-time logo. That's true.
I don't give one iota of a fuck or pride that Microsoft or god damn Boeing or whatever is from here so especially don't for an apparel company from Oregon. I think it's cool Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix are from here and John Stockton and Budda Baker and stuff like that though.

Imagine saying you don’t care and then mentioning Jordan’s agent not getting enough credit.

Oh man. You’re a classic.

I know they can prop up a Kansas level college football program shoe boy.

 

[dtd]

Nothing else matters.

 

[dannarc]

It’s fun how we? Keep these ducktards around as punching bags…kinda sad too when you look at their situation

 

[WoolleyDoog]

Nothing else matters.

So close no matter how far…couldn't be much more from the heart.

 

[WoolleyDoog]

I don't actually think Nike had nothing to do with the Jordan stuff. I do like goading grown men into simping about corporations though. I made fun of Apple people to their faces constantly when that was more of a thing. Same with people who try to do moral high ground consumer shit and eco shit but who don't like on a commune and aren't minimalists.
I also think Jordan's agent had a lot to do with shit that people don't realize and probably credit others for. I will say for Nike a greatest of all-time logo. That's true.
I don't give one iota of a fuck or pride that Microsoft or god damn Boeing or whatever is from here so especially don't for an apparel company from Oregon. I think it's cool Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix are from here and John Stockton and Budda Baker and stuff like that though.

You're from Sedro Woolley; simping is in your blood. Don't judge.
And I'm sorry, you caught me off guard. I wasn't expecting the now very hackneyed "oh yeah, I'm not being serious; I just love watching ___________ do __________ so that's why I said __________" from you. The guy who uses that line here 20 times a day has an observable low double digit IQ that every serious person here within striking distance of 100 can plainly see, so I was confused.

Woolley only simps about shit like winning state seven years in a row at wrestling. Not apparel brands.
The only low IQ person I know around here is DirtySouwthDawg (RIP).

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

This thread is retarded.

 

[EwaDawg]

Further noted: He didn’t just run track there, make his riches somewhere else and then come back. Nike was invented at UO, on campus along with the track coach.
This is how America works.
So far…

HH Fanboy heard from …
you left out the part where Jordan’s mother insisted he take the trip/meeting to actually meet the Oregon AD aka uncle fill in Beaverton with mommy. He originally wanted to go with Adidas like Magic and Bird; he took the meeting because of mom and the rest is history.
This played a huge part in Nike University Inc. market share and obvious success. Nike made Mike a Billionaire and Jordan helped Uncle Fill and Nike sky rocket beyond 85. Greatest ROI recruit ever.
Great business decisions obviously on all sides and Fill was smart enough to recruit Mrs Jordan. Oregon’s unofficial NLI started in the early to mid 90s. Jordon eventually purchased an nba team and we all know who purchased the Nike University Athletic Department. Mike got his toy and Fill got his because he’s too sleazy to be accepted as the legit Professional Owner years ago. We damn near got the death penalty for fruit baskets and Oregon University is sleazy (using child slave $) from the top down.
It’s a damn shame Mike didn’t go to adidas’s because they would be the market leader today. And Oregon would be what they always were, Oregon State Lite! Zero fans everywhere should thank their lucky stars for momma J and Micheal. had Seaver received a heart from Race, that’s an awake wet dream!

I thought Bird and Magic wore Converse.
Anyway, why would any clean, decent American support Adidas? The first part of the fucking name is short familiar in German for "Adolph," the name of one of the founding Dassler brothers who was an actual Nazi.
You know, my people from rough and tumble timber country courageously rowed against that regime, one of them, an O-Town boy, while deathly ill. They gave their all for this country fighting against the tyranny of Nazi rule and their odious (and cheating) apparatus; and here you are wishing my alma mater, the very school for which those boys gave their all, were aligned with this German Eurotrash company. @YellowSnow
What kind of man thinks in this manner?

Bobby from Montesano says hello.

 

[creepycoug]

He dead.
Met him thought. Sadly, it was years before that story became such a thing so I lacked any real appreciation for it.

 

[graveyardDEADdawg]

Further noted: He didn’t just run track there, make his riches somewhere else and then come back. Nike was invented at UO, on campus along with the track coach.
This is how America works.
So far…

HH Fanboy heard from …
you left out the part where Jordan’s mother insisted he take the trip/meeting to actually meet the Oregon AD aka uncle fill in Beaverton with mommy. He originally wanted to go with Adidas like Magic and Bird; he took the meeting because of mom and the rest is history.
This played a huge part in Nike University Inc. market share and obvious success. Nike made Mike a Billionaire and Jordan helped Uncle Fill and Nike sky rocket beyond 85. Greatest ROI recruit ever.
Great business decisions obviously on all sides and Fill was smart enough to recruit Mrs Jordan. Oregon’s unofficial NLI started in the early to mid 90s. Jordon eventually purchased an nba team and we all know who purchased the Nike University Athletic Department. Mike got his toy and Fill got his because he’s too sleazy to be accepted as the legit Professional Owner years ago. We damn near got the death penalty for fruit baskets and Oregon University is sleazy (using child slave $) from the top down.
It’s a damn shame Mike didn’t go to adidas’s because they would be the market leader today. And Oregon would be what they always were, Oregon State Lite! Zero fans everywhere should thank their lucky stars for momma J and Micheal. had Seaver received a heart from Race, that’s an awake wet dream!

I originally thought this thread was in the refuge thus I didn’t correct myself because I’m not interested in anymore dialogue with dumbass blobby.
I obliviously meant Converse and not adidas (brain fart) … ie Jordan and only an imbecile doesn’t recognize Nike is a home grown US juggernaut which is obviously good for America.
I’ve spotted another HH Fanboy (not Seaver) I was merely pointing out the Nike/Jordan merger was lightning in a bottle thus ultimately greatly helping Uho get out of the dumpster as a football program to the tune of a billion dollars.

Go Fuck yourself Cuog

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

I don't actually think Nike had nothing to do with the Jordan stuff. I do like goading grown men into simping about corporations though. I made fun of Apple people to their faces constantly when that was more of a thing. Same with people who try to do moral high ground consumer shit and eco shit but who don't like on a commune and aren't minimalists.
I also think Jordan's agent had a lot to do with shit that people don't realize and probably credit others for. I will say for Nike a greatest of all-time logo. That's true.
I don't give one iota of a fuck or pride that Microsoft or god damn Boeing or whatever is from here so especially don't for an apparel company from Oregon. I think it's cool Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix are from here and John Stockton and Budda Baker and stuff like that though.

You're from Sedro Woolley; simping is in your blood. Don't judge.
And I'm sorry, you caught me off guard. I wasn't expecting the now very hackneyed "oh yeah, I'm not being serious; I just love watching ___________ do __________ so that's why I said __________" from you. The guy who uses that line here 20 times a day has an observable low double digit IQ that every serious person here within striking distance of 100 can plainly see, so I was confused.

Woolley only simps about shit like winning state seven years in a row at wrestling. Not apparel brands.
The only low IQ person I know around here is DirtySouwthDawg (RIP).

it’s Souwf, dumbass.

and… hurtful.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

I don't actually think Nike had nothing to do with the Jordan stuff. I do like goading grown men into simping about corporations though. I made fun of Apple people to their faces constantly when that was more of a thing. Same with people who try to do moral high ground consumer shit and eco shit but who don't like on a commune and aren't minimalists.
I also think Jordan's agent had a lot to do with shit that people don't realize and probably credit others for. I will say for Nike a greatest of all-time logo. That's true.
I don't give one iota of a fuck or pride that Microsoft or god damn Boeing or whatever is from here so especially don't for an apparel company from Oregon. I think it's cool Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix are from here and John Stockton and Budda Baker and stuff like that though.

You're from Sedro Woolley; simping is in your blood. Don't judge.
And I'm sorry, you caught me off guard. I wasn't expecting the now very hackneyed "oh yeah, I'm not being serious; I just love watching ___________ do __________ so that's why I said __________" from you. The guy who uses that line here 20 times a day has an observable low double digit IQ that every serious person here within striking distance of 100 can plainly see, so I was confused.

Woolley only simps about shit like winning state seven years in a row at wrestling. Not apparel brands.
The only low IQ person I know around here is DirtySouwthDawg (RIP).

it’s Souwf, dumbass.

and… hurtful.

and I’m not fucking dead… yet.

 

[creepycoug]

See you fuckers in the 7-11 parking lot.

At Snoqualmie Pass, right?

No!!!!!! The one by Aurora … near the U District.
Everybody who is anybody knows this.