Where my sermon seekers at?
- Thread starter YellowSnow
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So let it be written so let it be done
Pharaoh
Pharaoh
Pitchfork51
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HH != Sermon seekers
@Ballz
@Ballz
Praise be, bitch.
Was Moses as big of a horn dog as I've been led to believe?
Did he walk like an Egyptian?
#racewasthere
So you're saying @dnc that Roof ain't read the good news in the original Koine Greek?
BennyBeaver
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Thanks be to God.
Doog_de_Jour
New Fish
Churches switching up the traditional liturgy always throws me off my game.
Wait a second..... @Doog_de_Jour is catholic....like a catholic school girl?!?!
@swaye's restraining order, @swaye's restraining order....just keep repeating that....it will keep the Throbber out of trouble.....@swaye's restraining order. Breathe....Betty White's panties....hilary clinton......
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BennyBeaver
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And with your spirit.
It's fucking gay and I hate it. The 1 tim every other year I go to church, i always fuck it up. sometimes on purpose. @wongonpowpose
It's fucking gay and I hate it. The 1 tim every other year I go to church, i always fuck it up. sometimes on purpose. @wongonpowpose
Doog_de_Jour
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Sorry to crush your fantasies Throbber, but I was raised Lutheran...which is basically Catholic-Lite (“Now With Fewer Sacraments!”) and went to a public school.
But I can relate to a lot of what John Mulaney is saying. I went to Christmas services a few years back with the family and the ELCA “updated” the hymnal. I was super pissed because I was so used to robotically repeating the same lines from my childhood I had to actually pay attention.
This is BS. If it's the word of God, it don't need updating. God spoke in Hebrew[/s] Greek[/s] Latin, not Engrish.
Doog_de_Jour
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If Aramaic was good enough for Jesus Christ, than it’s good enough for me!
Fellow raised Lutheran. I remember as a kid wondering if the Pastor actually believed in God. The parsonage was at the Olympia Country Club
The youth pastor got in hot water for telling the teens they had to be born again. Quite controversial
Doog_de_Jour
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Was your church Missouri Synod? They tended to be super conservative (I still don’t know if they allow female pastors), so I could see them being down with the born agains.
My congregation was actually pretty liberal (again, ELCA), especially for Eastern Washington. Nobody gave me any shit when I was a little kid and pointed out how the creation story was bullshit...to my Sunday School teacher’s credit she gently conceded it was a myth and educated us on similar stories in other cultures.
But heaven help you if you dared misbehaved at the annual pancake feed that came right before Ash Wednesday!
My catholic frens call your church "The Church of What's Happening Now". I don't have a Dwag in this fight, mind you.
Bet you guys didn't know the Higher Level Theology Bored is opening up in a corner of my shoppe.
Doog_de_Jour
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