Where my Peleton guysm at?

[chuck]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

 

[YellowSnow]

Any of you noyds ever try one of these silly Peleton bikes yet? I got Mrs Snow one for Christmas like every other cake eating, soc family (hi @huskyhooligan ) has done during Covid.

I'm not really into the idea of taking a virtual spin class, but the scenic rides they have are pretty spectacular. I did a 30 min scenic ride through the country-side of France pretending I was a 6'6" Greg LeMond. And as I'm looking on the screen I see that 60 other Peleton dorks across the world are doing the same ride as me that day. I went ahead and crushed all other riders that day en route to 1st place and my first Peleton Yella Jersey. Suck it wimps.

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God that shit was funny @BennyBeaver . Pelotons remain gay AF and no man ever got buff of one. But neither the ALL cardiovascular, nor the ALL lifting weights primarily bros are right. You gotta do both in this life. If all a man ever did was Peleton, jogging once a week to keep the bones healthy, pull ups and push ups, you'd be just fine. People tend to overthink this exercise stuff.

 

[YellowSnow]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

When I drive a car I hate sharing the road with cyclists and when I hop on my road bike I hate sharing with cars. The two don't mix well. Fortunately, right out my front door is a nice route with YUGE shoulders. That redneck mother fucker @PurpleThrobber could be driving by with a snow plow and me looking like a Seattle fag in spandex and we could still live in peace and harmony.

 

[LebamDawg]

I read this thread and went and grabbed a beer

 

[BennyBeaver]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.

Fuck off.

 

[chuck]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.

Fuck off.

Can and should aren't the same thing. You can be a self absorbed prick all you want, and have chosen to do so. Good job faggot.

 

[BennyBeaver]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.

Fuck off.

Can and should aren't the same thing. You can be a self absorbed prick all you want, and have chosen to do so. Good job faggot.

I can also legally ride a bike on the sidewalk and roll through stop signs.

So, like we say, FUCK OFF.

 

[chuck]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.

Fuck off.

Can and should aren't the same thing. You can be a self absorbed prick all you want, and have chosen to do so. Good job faggot.

I can also legally ride a bike on the sidewalk and roll through stop signs.

So, like we say, FUCK OFF.

Just don't ride on the edge of the white line. That's all I ask. You're either regular traffic or you're not.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.

Fuck off.

In Washington, the law states that drivers are not permitted to drive at a speed that's so slow that it impedes the normal flow of traffic. In other words, if a driver is going so slowly that they are negatively affecting the normal movement of traffic in a significant way, they are breaking Washington state law.

In other words, get out of the road.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.

Fuck off.

Can and should aren't the same thing. You can be a self absorbed prick all you want, and have chosen to do so. Good job faggot.

I can also legally ride a bike on the sidewalk and roll through stop signs.

So, like we say, FUCK OFF.

Quit plagiarism my shit, fucko.

 

[RaceBannon]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Our next door neighbors who we affectionally call the Beverly Hillbillies like to turn our street into an ORV park on occasion. Thankfully the parents are divorced so its only every other week. Uncle Jethro has a dirt bike and the little fucks have @hondos 4 wheelers. There is a actual track not more than a mile away.

I want to take a baseball bat to the lot of them but my wife snitched to the HOA instead.

 

[RaceBannon]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.

Fuck off.

Can and should aren't the same thing. You can be a self absorbed prick all you want, and have chosen to do so. Good job faggot.

I can also legally ride a bike on the sidewalk and roll through stop signs.

So, like we say, FUCK OFF.

Try riding on the sidewalk I'm walking on and you get Lonnie Shelton's elbow in your face

 

[BennyBeaver]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.

Fuck off.

In Washington, the law states that drivers are not permitted to drive at a speed that's so slow that it impedes the normal flow of traffic. In other words, if a driver is going so slowly that they are negatively affecting the normal movement of traffic in a significant way, they are breaking Washington state law.

In other words, get out of the road.

That’s for cars.

 

[BennyBeaver]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.

Fuck off.

Can and should aren't the same thing. You can be a self absorbed prick all you want, and have chosen to do so. Good job faggot.

I can also legally ride a bike on the sidewalk and roll through stop signs.

So, like we say, FUCK OFF.

Just don't ride on the edge of the white line. That's all I ask. You're either regular traffic or you're not.

It depends on what’s on your right. Have you ever had a car door open into you while on a bike at 25 mph?

I haven’t and I don’t plan on it.

If there’s space, there’s space. Otherwise we all have to share the road. What’s the big rush anyway?

 

[chuck]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.

Fuck off.

Can and should aren't the same thing. You can be a self absorbed prick all you want, and have chosen to do so. Good job faggot.

I can also legally ride a bike on the sidewalk and roll through stop signs.

So, like we say, FUCK OFF.

Just don't ride on the edge of the white line. That's all I ask. You're either regular traffic or you're not.

It depends on what’s on your right. Have you ever had a car door open into you while on a bike at 25 mph?

I haven’t and I don’t plan on it.

If there’s space, there’s space. Otherwise we all have to share the road. What’s the big rush anyway?[/b]

I don’t think the thousands of motorists out here can be rightfully expected to cater to your desire to ride a bike on the road. One bike wobbling down the white line can fuck a long line of traffic and I never see them pull over or stop the way a slow motorist is expected to.

 

[BennyBeaver]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.

Fuck off.

Can and should aren't the same thing. You can be a self absorbed prick all you want, and have chosen to do so. Good job faggot.

I can also legally ride a bike on the sidewalk and roll through stop signs.

So, like we say, FUCK OFF.

Just don't ride on the edge of the white line. That's all I ask. You're either regular traffic or you're not.

It depends on what’s on your right. Have you ever had a car door open into you while on a bike at 25 mph?

I haven’t and I don’t plan on it.

If there’s space, there’s space. Otherwise we all have to share the road. What’s the big rush anyway?[/b]

I don’t think the thousands of motorists out here can be rightfully expected to cater to your desire to ride a bike on the road. One bike wobbling down the white line can fuck a long line of traffic and I never see them pull over or stop the way a slow motorist is expected to.

Life’s hard sometimes.

 

[BennyBeaver]

I searched Peloton for YellaPissDoog and couldn’t find you.

HMU @LaneHogBoov

 

[YellowSnow]

I searched Peloton for YellaPissDoog and couldn’t find you.

HMU @LaneHogBoov

It’s BendPeterPuffer69

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.

Fuck off.

Can and should aren't the same thing. You can be a self absorbed prick all you want, and have chosen to do so. Good job faggot.

I can also legally ride a bike on the sidewalk and roll through stop signs.

So, like we say, FUCK OFF.

Just don't ride on the edge of the white line. That's all I ask. You're either regular traffic or you're not.

It depends on what’s on your right. Have you ever had a car door open into you while on a bike at 25 mph?

I haven’t and I don’t plan on it.

If there’s space, there’s space. Otherwise we all have to share the road. What’s the big rush anyway?[/b]

I don’t think the thousands of motorists out here can be rightfully expected to cater to your desire to ride a bike on the road. One bike wobbling down the white line can fuck a long line of traffic and I never see them pull over or stop the way a slow motorist is expected to.

See also Boss Snow Plow wing biker removal move.

For the people.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Riding bikes gives you nut cancer. Pass.

That and it makes you a giant dick. I hate cyclists like @BennyBeaver riding 2 abreast on a Seattle arterial.

Worthless without @chuck

I guess I've ranted here about bicyclists riding like dicks. You're either a functional vehicle with all of the same rights, responsibilities, and capabilities as the other vehicles (such as the ability to go the speed limit) or you're not and therefore don't belong on the road.

I want bicycles classified as ORVs and banned from public roads statewide, except where allowed by local ordinance. Let muni governments decide where they can ride.

Speed limit posted is the max speed. So I can go under the speed limit.

Fuck off.

In Washington, the law states that drivers are not permitted to drive at a speed that's so slow that it impedes the normal flow of traffic. In other words, if a driver is going so slowly that they are negatively affecting the normal movement of traffic in a significant way, they are breaking Washington state law.

In other words, get out of the road.

That’s for cars.

If you're on the road you either follow the rules of the road or get off of the road. Doesn't matter what your mode of transportation is.