When the Seattle Times and Jen Cohen are moved to publicly defend Jake Browning

[Pitchfork51]

Browning is a cunt. He has no physical tools and yet isn't a savvy veteran either.
He's just a guy that never had any competition for the job.

When Bitchfork is more dialed in than 100% of Seattle media and 90% of fans...

We have had a very similar qb the past few years.

The only difference is that Manny is overly conservative while Browning thinks hes a gunslinger.

On deep balls Browning underthrows and Wilkins overthrows so the D just plays the run and short passes which makes people blame the OC.

Both think they are athletic enough to scramble but they aren't

Harry made him look better just like Ross and Pettis did Browning.

Fans always want to point out that they are good guys and trying hard and anyone who criticises them hates the program.

No improvement to become a savvy veteran.
Same fucking shit.

The difference in outckmes is that you guys just had a good defense and we had a shit one.

 

[FireCohen]

https://twitter.com/A_Jude/status/1078695554282999808

"Eat my fucking ass"?

Fuck tits Cohen, Jake has been sole reason for majority of our downs over the last 3 years. When he had make clutch throw, or get a first down. He has failed to deliver. Sorry for not jerking the kid of for having 39 career wins. If he had any ballz he could have had more wins. 2016-USC, 2017-ASU, 2018-cal, Oregon. Fuck him, he has not done shit for the program. I could name dozens of qb that could have accomplished what he did at UW. He was gifted great defenses, but he pissed them away.

He’s been a “good” Qb at udub but we’re back and we expect “great” moving forward Jen. Sorry for giving a fuck more than your whole marketing dept combined.

Seriously, I’m a sales and advertising guy. More than 81% of you fuckers here would take a 100k job with-in that dept to lead or heavily oversee what would be interrupted as true dwags. It wouldn’t be that hard to fill that newly created role.

dude pretty sure all the millennial doogs would be willing to do that, pretty sure most of them dont even break 100K all in comp.

Did I go high with the comp? I thought it was expensive as fuck to live in seattle? I was just a young drug slanging addict when I left the eastside...

most of my ppl that are not in Tech, Consulting, and engineering make under 100k

 

[EwaDawg]

Browning is a cunt. He has no physical tools and yet isn't a savvy veteran either.
He's just a guy that never had any competition for the job.

When Bitchfork is more dialed in than 100% of Seattle media and 90% of fans...

The difference in outcomes is that you guys had Peterman and we had Herm.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Fucking White people.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

https://twitter.com/A_Jude/status/1078695554282999808

"Eat my fucking ass"?

Fuck tits Cohen, Jake has been sole reason for majority of our downs over the last 3 years. When he had make clutch throw, or get a first down. He has failed to deliver. Sorry for not jerking the kid of for having 39 career wins. If he had any ballz he could have had more wins. 2016-USC, 2017-ASU, 2018-cal, Oregon. Fuck him, he has not done shit for the program. I could name dozens of qb that could have accomplished what he did at UW. He was gifted great defenses, but he pissed them away.

He’s been a “good” Qb at udub but we’re back and we expect “great” moving forward Jen. Sorry for giving a fuck more than your whole marketing dept combined.

Seriously, I’m a sales and advertising guy. More than 81% of you fuckers here would take a 100k job with-in that dept to lead or heavily oversee what would be interrupted as true dwags. It wouldn’t be that hard to fill that newly created role.

dude pretty sure all the millennial doogs would be willing to do that, pretty sure most of them dont even break 100K all in comp.

Did I go high with the comp? I thought it was expensive as fuck to live in seattle? I was just a young drug slanging addict when I left the eastside...

most of my ppl that are not in Tech, Consulting, and engineering make under 100k

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