Gladstone
New Fish
Usually it's just us getting our hearts ripped out of our chests and then stomped on before dying of Race's AIDS.
IMO...
2014: "Holy crap we hired an elite coach!" Result: a most disappointing season, riddled with questionable coaching decisions and a breathtakingly incompetent offense. LET DOWN.
2013: "Wait until Sark gets his own guys in there." Or "2013 will be special." Result: more of the same Sark nonsense with blowouts, 3 game losing streaks, and everyone begging our administration to sack Sark. Praise fucking allah for Pat Haden, may we never forget. LET DOWN.
2012: "Supersick defensive coaching hires, year 4 is the year!" Result: offense regresses and some of the worst OL play in CFB history. LET DOWN
2011: "Year 3 baby, most coaches prove themselves by this point!" Result: blowouts to any team with a pulse and setting defensive NCAA records for ineptitude. LET DOWN
2010: "Jake for Heisman! #hope". Result: lol. LET DOWN
2009: "Sizzle, free pub, and no HWSNBN!" Result: near upset of LSU, shocking upset of Pete's #3 USC (not such a great victory in hindsight). Some bad losses but emerging players and some legitimately entertaining games after @Owen12. MILDLY PLEASANT SURPRISE WITH LETDOWN LITTERED THROUGHOUT.
2008: "Stick a fork in this fucking stupid program. NAACP and Emmert with the last laugh, villainous cretins that they are." Result: unparalleled failure for the once mighty and proud program. LET DOWN
2007: "It's year three and our ND-reject coach's sucktitude is well known, but maybe Jake and co. surprise." Result: Jake is absolutely and undeniably electrifying in this offense (before Sark neutered him), but the team and coach are absolutely terrible. LET DOWN.
2006: "Stanback FTW." Result: injuries, poor coaching, horrible losses, malaise is deep-seated in the program. LET DOWN.
2005: "LOL AIR FORCE." Result: politically-motivated hire's failure is immediately evident (boy we sure showed ND that they definitely shouldn't have fired him after year 3 by giving Ty a 4th year and going 0-12. Wait the media never brings this up?? #naacp #hypocrisy). LET DOWN
2004: "Gilby is retained, UW doesn't give a fuck about football #wewereafootballschool." Result: Worst season in history before @Owen12. LET DOWN.
2003: "Don James' dried blood was on the same administrative knife that stabbed Skippy." Result: replacing a coach at a power school the summer immediately before fall camp ends, predictably, in horrible fashion. But yeah, at least we beat a 10-win WSU team and BigBallaJ couldn't be happier and wants Gilby brought back. LET DOWN.
2002: "OK seriously why are we getting progressively worse..." Result: 4-5 start and then the quixotic 'Northwest Championship'. Puke. Shoutout to the WSU game which was admittedly awesome and Nate Rob was/is the fucking man. LET DOWN.
2001: "Let's ride that Rose Bowl momentum woo!" Result: the beginning of the end and a syphilitic bowl game that made me want to stab myself. LET DOWN.
2000: "Year 2 of this hotshot coach and a local QB that is full of talent but hasn't quite taken us to the next level." Result: Tui cements himself as a Husky legend and we win the motherfucking Rose Bowl in the last great season in FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS. Result: PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.
I don't have the heart to do the 90s, outside of the first few years it would be mostly bad.
So I guess you can make an argument for 2009, but outside of that it's 2000? Jesus christ.
In conclusion: we are fucking due for a nice surprise season. I hope it's this year.
IMO...
2014: "Holy crap we hired an elite coach!" Result: a most disappointing season, riddled with questionable coaching decisions and a breathtakingly incompetent offense. LET DOWN.
2013: "Wait until Sark gets his own guys in there." Or "2013 will be special." Result: more of the same Sark nonsense with blowouts, 3 game losing streaks, and everyone begging our administration to sack Sark. Praise fucking allah for Pat Haden, may we never forget. LET DOWN.
2012: "Supersick defensive coaching hires, year 4 is the year!" Result: offense regresses and some of the worst OL play in CFB history. LET DOWN
2011: "Year 3 baby, most coaches prove themselves by this point!" Result: blowouts to any team with a pulse and setting defensive NCAA records for ineptitude. LET DOWN
2010: "Jake for Heisman! #hope". Result: lol. LET DOWN
2009: "Sizzle, free pub, and no HWSNBN!" Result: near upset of LSU, shocking upset of Pete's #3 USC (not such a great victory in hindsight). Some bad losses but emerging players and some legitimately entertaining games after @Owen12. MILDLY PLEASANT SURPRISE WITH LETDOWN LITTERED THROUGHOUT.
2008: "Stick a fork in this fucking stupid program. NAACP and Emmert with the last laugh, villainous cretins that they are." Result: unparalleled failure for the once mighty and proud program. LET DOWN
2007: "It's year three and our ND-reject coach's sucktitude is well known, but maybe Jake and co. surprise." Result: Jake is absolutely and undeniably electrifying in this offense (before Sark neutered him), but the team and coach are absolutely terrible. LET DOWN.
2006: "Stanback FTW." Result: injuries, poor coaching, horrible losses, malaise is deep-seated in the program. LET DOWN.
2005: "LOL AIR FORCE." Result: politically-motivated hire's failure is immediately evident (boy we sure showed ND that they definitely shouldn't have fired him after year 3 by giving Ty a 4th year and going 0-12. Wait the media never brings this up?? #naacp #hypocrisy). LET DOWN
2004: "Gilby is retained, UW doesn't give a fuck about football #wewereafootballschool." Result: Worst season in history before @Owen12. LET DOWN.
2003: "Don James' dried blood was on the same administrative knife that stabbed Skippy." Result: replacing a coach at a power school the summer immediately before fall camp ends, predictably, in horrible fashion. But yeah, at least we beat a 10-win WSU team and BigBallaJ couldn't be happier and wants Gilby brought back. LET DOWN.
2002: "OK seriously why are we getting progressively worse..." Result: 4-5 start and then the quixotic 'Northwest Championship'. Puke. Shoutout to the WSU game which was admittedly awesome and Nate Rob was/is the fucking man. LET DOWN.
2001: "Let's ride that Rose Bowl momentum woo!" Result: the beginning of the end and a syphilitic bowl game that made me want to stab myself. LET DOWN.
2000: "Year 2 of this hotshot coach and a local QB that is full of talent but hasn't quite taken us to the next level." Result: Tui cements himself as a Husky legend and we win the motherfucking Rose Bowl in the last great season in FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS. Result: PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.
I don't have the heart to do the 90s, outside of the first few years it would be mostly bad.
So I guess you can make an argument for 2009, but outside of that it's 2000? Jesus christ.
In conclusion: we are fucking due for a nice surprise season. I hope it's this year.
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