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I fucking hate the Cougs. Why the hell are they even in the conference? They should be duking it out with Eastern and Montana.

It has nothing to do with the rivalry, I just hate them because they suck. Shitty school in the middle of fucking nowhere, and a dipshit fan base that is even worse than UW's. An adult male Coug fan is either a hick that lives in Stanwood or a dipshit leasing a used Beamer who can barely afford his rent for a one bedroom in Seattle.

Don't even get me started on Pullman. The people who live in Pullman that aren't students at WSU might as well be extras in The Hills Have Eyes or be featured on an episode of Intervention. I actually feel worse for anyone who isn't smoking meth in Pullman. The ones who are at least have an excuse and reason for living there. If you aren't smoking meth there you should get the gasoline. Probably a gallon will do considering most the people there have to be doing some meth.
 
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I fucking hate the Cougs. Why the hell are they even in the conference? They should be duking it out with Eastern and Montana.

It has nothing to do with the rivalry, I just hate them because they suck. Shitty school in the middle of fucking nowhere, and a dipshit fan base that is even worse than UW's. An adult male Coug fan is either a hick that lives in Stanwood or a dipshit leasing a used Beamer who can barely afford his rent for a one bedroom in Seattle.

Don't even get me started on Pullman. The people who live in Pullman that aren't students at WSU might as well be extras in The Hills Have Eyes or be featured on an episode of Intervention. I actually feel worse for anyone who isn't smoking meth in Pullman. The ones who are at least have an excuse and reason for living there. If you aren't smoking meth there you should get the gasoline. Probably a gallon will do considering most the people there have to be doing some meth.
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Are you channeling Andre DeAssure?

Nice rant - well done
 
Fuck that I can't stand talking to coogs. Does a "coug" even exist? Fuck I mean even Harv is a full blown coog.

Apple Cup is the shittiest game ever created. Coog co workers talk about it all week like it is the Super Bowl and when they lose they "dont care" because UW should have won. When they win you dont stop hearing about it until the next Apple Cup.

That games needs to LEAVE! Fuck.
 
I fucking hate the Cougs. Why the hell are they even in the conference? They should be duking it out with Eastern and Montana.

It has nothing to do with the rivalry, I just hate them because they suck. Shitty school in the middle of fucking nowhere, and a dipshit fan base that is even worse than UW's. An adult male Coug fan is either a hick that lives in Stanwood or a dipshit leasing a used Beamer who can barely afford his rent for a one bedroom in Seattle.

Don't even get me started on Pullman. The people who live in Pullman that aren't students at WSU might as well be extras in The Hills Have Eyes or be featured on an episode of Intervention. I actually feel worse for anyone who isn't smoking meth in Pullman. The ones who are at least have an excuse and reason for living there. If you aren't smoking meth there you should get the gasoline. Probably a gallon will do considering most the people there have to be doing some meth.
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They really don't belong from a facilities, stadium, geographical, and revenue standpoint. Even Oregon St. and Utah make more sense. You have to drive a fucking hour and a half just to get to a real airport. I used to point this out to their fans constantly and they would always come up with weak comebacks. Just go to the Mountain West already.
 
I fucking hate the Cougs. Why the hell are they even in the conference? They should be duking it out with Eastern and Montana.

It has nothing to do with the rivalry, I just hate them because they suck. Shitty school in the middle of fucking nowhere, and a dipshit fan base that is even worse than UW's. An adult male Coug fan is either a hick that lives in Stanwood or a dipshit leasing a used Beamer who can barely afford his rent for a one bedroom in Seattle.

Don't even get me started on Pullman. The people who live in Pullman that aren't students at WSU might as well be extras in The Hills Have Eyes or be featured on an episode of Intervention. I actually feel worse for anyone who isn't smoking meth in Pullman. The ones who are at least have an excuse and reason for living there. If you aren't smoking meth there you should get the gasoline. Probably a gallon will do considering most the people there have to be doing some meth.
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You must've gotten rejected by a lot of chicks at Wazzu or something, dude.

WSU is nowhere near as bad as you're making it out to be.

Christ you've been pressing lately. Cornell must be rubbing off on you.
 
Fuck that I can't stand talking to coogs. Does a "coug" even exist? Fuck I mean even Harv is a full blown coog.

Apple Cup is the shittiest game ever created. Coog co workers talk about it all week like it is the Super Bowl and when they lose they "dont care" because UW should have won. When they win you dont stop hearing about it until the next Apple Cup.

That games needs to LEAVE! Fuck.
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THIS! All week long they hype this game up, make shitty jokes that make literally no sense(you know the ones where the talk up WSU academics while slamming UW which are fucktarded).

They always Coog it up with how this is the year and one out of three years(that is the averages) they are correct and never let you forget it. The normal two out of three years that they lose it's always "Well that doesn't matter. We suck but you still can't beat Oregon!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!"

You ever noticed that with Coogs? They can't put you down by comparing you to them so they always drag Oregon into it.

Truly a pathetic fanbase and you are right I don't know if I've ever met a Coug. I've only met Coogs.
 
The Apple Cup can STAY because of all the unintended comedy it brings. Nothing will ever beat that 3OT game when WSU was ranked. The cooging was unforgettable that year.
 
The Apple Cup can STAY because of all the unintended comedy it brings. Nothing will ever beat that 3OT game when WSU was ranked. The cooging was unforgettable that year.
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UW vs WSU is a great rivalry between two very different schools.

They each have their upsides and downsides.

You have to be a fucking doog to hate Wazzu, ala Roaddoog
 
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