What's up with all the orientals digging on the hawks?

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Oh the state Senate just passed legislation to expand financial aid to illegal immigrants. Aren't the princely untaxed and under-the-table wages enough? Punch a dem in the throat tomorra, and leave them to die. catch it on video, maybe it will go viral.

Libs were smart. They were first in knowing the importance of the Latino vote.\

Smart maybe, but fuck that. Take care of Americans and people here legally first.

Fucking right man. R E A L Americans F I R S T ! ! !

(...derp...)

Thanks for the history lesson. We should feel guilty about supposed white privilege and we're all hypocrites. Is that the next line? We're dealing with 2014 America.

 

[doogsinparadise]

Oh the state Senate just passed legislation to expand financial aid to illegal immigrants. Aren't the princely untaxed and under-the-table wages enough? Punch a dem in the throat tomorra, and leave them to die. catch it on video, maybe it will go viral.

Libs were smart. They were first in knowing the importance of the Latino vote.\

Smart maybe, but fuck that. Take care of Americans and people here legally first.

Fucking right man. R E A L Americans F I R S T ! ! !

(...derp...)

Thanks for the history lesson. We should feel guilty about supposed white privilege and we're all hypocrites. Is that the next line? We're dealing with 2014 America.

Yes Bill, Whitey is a murderer.

 

[DeepPurple]

Oh the state Senate just passed legislation to expand financial aid to illegal immigrants. Aren't the princely untaxed and under-the-table wages enough? Punch a dem in the throat tomorra, and leave them to die. catch it on video, maybe it will go viral.

Libs were smart. They were first in knowing the importance of the Latino vote.\

Smart maybe, but fuck that. Take care of Americans and people here legally first.

Fucking right man. R E A L Americans F I R S T ! ! !

(...derp...)

Thanks for the history lesson. We should feel guilty about supposed white privilege and we're all hypocrites. Is that the next line? We're dealing with 2014 America.

So what you are saying is that only white people are real americans?

 

[McRib]

This thread brought to you by the proud folks of Hayden lake Idaho. Fuck.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Oh the state Senate just passed legislation to expand financial aid to illegal immigrants. Aren't the princely untaxed and under-the-table wages enough? Punch a dem in the throat tomorra, and leave them to die. catch it on video, maybe it will go viral.

Libs were smart. They were first in knowing the importance of the Latino vote.\

Smart maybe, but fuck that. Take care of Americans and people here legally first.

Fucking right man. R E A L Americans F I R S T ! ! !

(...derp...)

Thanks for the history lesson. We should feel guilty about supposed white privilege and we're all hypocrites. Is that the next line? We're dealing with 2014 America.

So what you are saying is that only white people are real americans?

Whoosh

 

[DeepPurple]

Oh the state Senate just passed legislation to expand financial aid to illegal immigrants. Aren't the princely untaxed and under-the-table wages enough? Punch a dem in the throat tomorra, and leave them to die. catch it on video, maybe it will go viral.

Libs were smart. They were first in knowing the importance of the Latino vote.\

Smart maybe, but fuck that. Take care of Americans and people here legally first.

Fucking right man. R E A L Americans F I R S T ! ! !

(...derp...)

Thanks for the history lesson. We should feel guilty about supposed white privilege and we're all hypocrites. Is that the next line? We're dealing with 2014 America.

So what you are saying is that only white people are real americans?

Whoosh

Oh the state Senate just passed legislation to expand financial aid to illegal immigrants. Aren't the princely untaxed and under-the-table wages enough? Punch a dem in the throat tomorra, and leave them to die. catch it on video, maybe it will go viral.

Libs were smart. They were first in knowing the importance of the Latino vote.\

Smart maybe, but fuck that. Take care of Americans and people here legally first.

Fucking right man. R E A L Americans F I R S T ! ! !

(...derp...)

Thanks for the history lesson. We should feel guilty about supposed white privilege and we're all hypocrites. Is that the next line? We're dealing with 2014 America.

So what you are saying is that only white people are real americans?

I'm a derp with nothing to say so I'm gonna say...

Whoosh

Thought so.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I love this thread more than Fetters love nachos.

 

[Tailgater]

Oh the state Senate just passed legislation to expand financial aid to illegal immigrants. Aren't the princely untaxed and under-the-table wages enough? Punch a dem in the throat tomorra, and leave them to die. catch it on video, maybe it will go viral.

Nothing expanded = too little, but still I often wish I was an untaxed, under-the-table illegal immigrant so I wouldn't have to live on Social security and Pension without dipping into my savings and investments. Yes, I do that.

 

[Swaye]

My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

 

[Global]

Classy stuff here.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

Oh yeah?

Both my grandparents served in WW2, my great-grandfather served in WW1, and my great-great-great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson.

Caw Caw motha fucka!!!

 

[Swaye]

My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

Oh yeah?

Both my grandparents served in WW2, my great-grandfather served in WW1, and my great-great-great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson.

Caw Caw motha fucka!!!

So, Stonewall Jackson trumps me all day long, but allow me to ride rougshod over the rest of your shit.

GGG-Great Grandfather - 6th Virginia Regiment, Virginia Line, Continental Army (No fucking idea where he fought, no records exist, but he got a 440 acre land grant to settle in the Georgia territory for his service)

GG-Great Grandfather - Georgia State Militia Under Andrew Jackson - Creek War (1813-1814) (too busy fighting Injuns to fuck around with the pussy Brits before then. Also named Cage, which is pretty much bad ass by itself)

G-Great Grandfather - 3rd Georgia Calvary (Fought against Sherman in Atlanta, and somehow survived [both his brothers died fighting Sherman on his march], after being captured and exchanged at New Haven, Kentucky under General Morgan - oh yeah, FUCK Sherman)

Great Grandfather - 43 when war broke out during WW1, too old (Pussy)

Grandfather - 101st Airborne - US Army (Operation Overlord & Operation Market Garden - he shattered his knee in the jump into the Netherlands and the war was done for him - never got to Sucker Punch Hitler or his minions, but my Dad tells me he did kill some Krauts...sweet)

Dad - Vietnam War - USMC (The jungle sucks balls)

Me - Iraq War - US Navy (The desert sucks balls)

So there. Unbroken line (except WWI) of direct descendants fought in every major American War since the Nation was birthed. I'm like LT Dan, without all of the death, and wheelchairs (PL_SS).

Line ends with me though...guess I was too busy chasing tatted hookers and snorting blow to have a Son. Fuck it.

 

[[Deleted User]]

My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

Oh yeah?

Both my grandparents served in WW2, my great-grandfather served in WW1, and my great-great-great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson.

Caw Caw motha fucka!!!

According to Mormons, I came to America after my resurrection, at which time I turned those ancient Israelites (who came here 600 years before I was born) red for their unbelief.

My fucking hands and feet were still sore and I just wasn't in the mood for their shit.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

Oh yeah?

Both my grandparents served in WW2, my great-grandfather served in WW1, and my great-great-great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson.

Caw Caw motha fucka!!!

According to Mormons, I came to America after my resurrection, at which time I turned those ancient Israelites (who came here 600 years before I was born) red for their unbelief.

My fucking hands and feet were still sore and I just wasn't in the mood for their shit.

"Mormonism isn't stupider than ordinary Christianity" - APAGFS

 

[[Deleted User]]

My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

Oh yeah?

Both my grandparents served in WW2, my great-grandfather served in WW1, and my great-great-great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson.

Caw Caw motha fucka!!!

According to Mormons, I came to America after my resurrection, at which time I turned those ancient Israelites (who came here 600 years before I was born) red for their unbelief.

My fucking hands and feet were still sore and I just wasn't in the mood for their shit.

"Mormonism isn't stupider than ordinary Christianity" - APAGFS

It's just the fucktards that claim to do things or say things in my name - things that I do not endorse - who are the stupid ones.

 

[puppylove_sugarsteel]

I like to disguise my precious timber in a pair of 501s while digging on some orientals.

Abundance.

Boom!

And pl_ss, Asian-americans, please.

I call them Orientals you call them Asian Mexicans. Now Fuck yourself ! .

 

[RaceBannon]

Easy on the Mexicans

 

[allpurpleallgold]

My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

Oh yeah?

Both my grandparents served in WW2, my great-grandfather served in WW1, and my great-great-great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson.

Caw Caw motha fucka!!!

According to Mormons, I came to America after my resurrection, at which time I turned those ancient Israelites (who came here 600 years before I was born) red for their unbelief.

My fucking hands and feet were still sore and I just wasn't in the mood for their shit.

"Mormonism isn't stupider than ordinary Christianity" - APAGFS

The bar has been set at walking on water, rising from the dead, two of every animal on an ark, riding a pony to heaven, people living for hundreds of years and all mankind starting from one dude and his rib. That shit makes turning people red seem plausible.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

My ancestors got off a boat, from Wales, in Virginia in 1700. I'm more American than most of you fuckers. So take that!

Unless of course you are American Injun, in which case, fuck off and I'll trade you fire water for your casino money.

Oh yeah?

Both my grandparents served in WW2, my great-grandfather served in WW1, and my great-great-great grandfather was Stonewall Jackson.

Caw Caw motha fucka!!!

According to Mormons, I came to America after my resurrection, at which time I turned those ancient Israelites (who came here 600 years before I was born) red for their unbelief.

My fucking hands and feet were still sore and I just wasn't in the mood for their shit.

"Mormonism isn't stupider than ordinary Christianity" - APAGFS

The bar has been set at walking on water, rising from the dead, two of every animal on an ark, riding a pony to heaven, people living for hundreds of years and all mankind starting from one dude and his rib. That shit makes turning people red seem plausible.

Ordinary Christianity is dumb, Mormonism is APAGFS

 

[HeretoBeatmyChest]

I love this thread more than Fetters love nachos.

Is that even humanly possible?