what's the over/under

5. But I'm taking the over. It's Harv. Gotta be.
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This.

The play on Derek's twatter handle sez it all.
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It was beyond obvious, but so well played that 81% of this bored absolutely bit on it.

My silence spoke volumes.
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He_Needs and OrangeSlices deserve the banhammer. But, I'm only in charge today.
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Seeing OrangeSlices get worked by Harv is still funny the 24th time.
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Now, where'd I put that Pea Patch….
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Shall I post the letters now or let it play out?
 
5. But I'm taking the over. It's Harv. Gotta be.
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This.

The play on Derek's twatter handle sez it all.
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It was beyond obvious, but so well played that 81% of this bored absolutely bit on it.

My silence spoke volumes.
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He_Needs and OrangeSlices deserve the banhammer. But, I'm only in charge today.
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Throw me on there as well. Hook, lined, and sinkered. Well done.
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You'll never get confused with the smarter-types walking this rapidly-warming globe of ours.

Hope this helps.

 
5. But I'm taking the over. It's Harv. Gotta be.
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yep. my sources .... not my high quality blow sources, but my other sources, tell me Harv.

the pattern is Harv-like. super hard to detect in the beginning and middle, then too good to be true toward the end. classic Harv imposter M/O.

edit: should have read the whole thread b4 poasting. fuck. my sources are validated once again.
 
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Harv would have outed himself by now.
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You think you know, but you don't.

You should have known when he went after you. So obvious...
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Harv had already PM'ed me by the time I poasted that. Was just playing along at that time. But you're right, Harv dropped two strong clues and I missed them both.
 
It's a definite possibility. Maybe DJ is in on it and college doog will return to normal posting later today, or maybe a double whoosh as collegedoog ended up whooshing himself and we all got whooshed as a result. Or perhaps collegedoog himself was all an elaborate whoosh planned months, no years, in advance and he doesn't exist. Maybe life itself is a whoosh like the matrix or some shit. Anyways, take this to the collegedoog bored (Derek will create one soon) or you're fucking gone!
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you forget your math my feathered friend: (whoosh) (whoosh) = real life.
 
Top notch. I thought it was a whoosh at first, and then proceeded to get whooshed.
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ouch. that's the worst. hate when i do that. suspecting and then being pulled in anyway is the worst workover.

i know. it happens to me all the time.
 
5. But I'm taking the over. It's Harv. Gotta be.
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This.

The play on Derek's twatter handle sez it all.
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It was beyond obvious, but so well played that 81% of this bored absolutely bit on it.

My silence spoke volumes.
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He_Needs and OrangeSlices deserve the banhammer. But, I'm only in charge today.
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HarveyRoad you ignorant slut!
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You misspelled ignant.
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sorry. i didn't go to Middlebury. and i didn't even know where Whitman was when I was 18.
 
As a newer poaster I didn't understand why Harv was so coveted around these parts. Getting whooshed this badly was perfect.

Hi Harv!
 
The way CollegeDoog has been lately, it didn't surprise me that he would come back under a different name. Perfect timing by Harv. Best whoosh in the history of this board unless Derek changes his mind and says the board relaunch was a doogman parody.
 
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