What will happen tomorrow at USC?

[whatshouldicareabout]

Let's recap the news from USC this week.

Monday: Pat Haden hospitalized twice over the weekend, national headlines
Tuesday: Josh Shaw injured leaping from balcony to save cousin, national headlines
Wednesday: Josh Shaw story revealed to be hoax and suspended, national headlines
Thursday: Sark accused of being racist, national headlines

What will Friday bring?

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

 

[Dardanus]

What a cool week for the Trojans, man.

 

[doogsinparadise]

Shaw will be ready to rumble for Stanford, no doubt about that thanks to Sark. ETA for HHB pantheon member Pat Haden at Cedars-Sinai is 9pm Saturday night.

 

[PurpleJ]

Al Sharpton gets involved.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Al Sharpton gets involved.

Fuck that guy.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Al Sharpton gets involved.

 

[dnc]

Great pole, lol'd

 

[priapism]

Lawyers.

 

[AZDuck]

I was really torn between about 4 of the choices... good chit

 

[DoogieMcDoogerson]

invalid pole

 

[SpoonieLuv]

Emergency meeting convened at LAX between Pat Haden and Sark.

 

[doogsinparadise]

Emergency meeting convened at LAX between Pat Haden and Sark.

"Look Steve, I just came down from about a 10 month painkiller bender last week and realized that we'd hired you."

 

[RoadDawg55]

Write In: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton visit practice to shake down Sark. Sark then writes a $100,000 check to the NAACP to prove he isn't racist.

 

[RaceBannon]

What a cool week to be a Trojan, man

 

[IrishDawg22]

Write In: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton visit practice to shake down Sark. Sark then writes a $100,000 check to the NAACP to prove he isn't racist.

^My vote^

 

[Swaye]

Write in: While Al Sharpton is visiting Sark to shake him down, a parking lot rape does not occur to one of the black USC Song Girls, but Al Sharpton blames the LAPD for covering up the alleged rape by an intramural lacrosse player, and race rioting occurs all over LA while Sark says "trust issues" has caused it all. Hayden dies of heart failure when the hospital he is in goes under assault by the Black Panthers, Sark gets canned and seeks protection at Donald Sterlings mansion, and USC forfeits their entire season after Michele Obama tweets #BringBackOurSongGirls. Lastly, a huge jagged flint mudslide wipes out LAX and takes out Eric Holders plane on the tarmac. No survivors.

 

[dnc]

Write in: While Al Sharpton is visiting Sark to shake him down, a parking lot rape does not occur to one of the black USC Song Girls, but Al Sharpton blames the LAPD for covering up the alleged rape by an intramural lacrosse player, and race rioting occurs all over LA while Sark says "trust issues" has caused it all. Hayden dies of heart failure when the hospital he is in goes under assault by the Black Panthers, Sark gets canned and seeks protection at Donald Sterlings mansion, and USC forfeits their entire season after Michele Obama tweets #BringBackOurSongGirls. Lastly, a huge jagged flint mudslide wipes out LAX and takes out Eric Holders plane on the tarmac. No survivors.

Swaye for president of the world

 

[Swaye]

Write in: While Al Sharpton is visiting Sark to shake him down, a parking lot rape does not occur to one of the black USC Song Girls, but Al Sharpton blames the LAPD for covering up the alleged rape by an intramural lacrosse player, and race rioting occurs all over LA while Sark says "trust issues" has caused it all. Hayden dies of heart failure when the hospital he is in goes under assault by the Black Panthers, Sark gets canned and seeks protection at Donald Sterlings mansion, and USC forfeits their entire season after Michele Obama tweets #BringBackOurSongGirls. Lastly, a huge jagged flint mudslide wipes out LAX and takes out Eric Holders plane on the tarmac. No survivors.

Swaye for president of the world

I like the way you think! And FREE PUB!

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Write in: While Al Sharpton is visiting Sark to shake him down, a parking lot rape does not occur to one of the black USC Song Girls, but Al Sharpton blames the LAPD for covering up the alleged rape by an intramural lacrosse player, and race rioting occurs all over LA while Sark says "trust issues" has caused it all. Hayden dies of heart failure when the hospital he is in goes under assault by the Black Panthers, Sark gets canned and seeks protection at Donald Sterlings mansion, and USC forfeits their entire season after Michele Obama tweets #BringBackOurSongGirls. Lastly, a huge jagged flint mudslide wipes out LAX and takes out Eric Holders plane on the tarmac. No survivors.

Walk-off grand slam.