What to eat after puking 2x by the 2nd quarter…

What kind of chick over 21 drinks to the point of puking? Double standard, but women are supposed to have more common sense than us Neanderthals.

Mrs. Doogerson has her moments and she's well over 50. Daughter Doogerson typically brings like 100 jello shots to the game and Mrs. Doogerson turns into a 23 year old when those babies come out.
Looks at the catsup and mustard on that thing. Applied like a pro. Imagine thinking this is going to be the solution to blowing chunks in the stands. @Rapeculturedawg is in that picture (partially) and nearly got puked on! We spent a fair amount of time trying to figure out what she had eaten. I had my money on fried rice or something.

Catsup. 😂 ok boomer

I'm 52, Mike. Probably younger than you. It's how the Doogersons have always spelled it as a family. Passed down through generations. Some upper crust shit.

What other old time things do you say that were passed down through generations?

"Don't forget to bring the catsup to the tailgate". "Ok, I'll be there with bells on!"

My grandma used to say catsup. She was from a family of Arkansas dirt farmers. So not upper crust. It bugged me as an 8 year old

You've been a cunt since a very early age.

No. I've been an asshole from an early age. Cunt is more of a domaine of the BTP and Roadies of the world.
 
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I felt like puking after those fucking Redhook beers they serve. That Big Ballard IPA that's 9% is just disgusting and poorly made. Equivalent of having to drink Widmers at blazer games.

Just serve Manny's or Reubens or Fremont JFC. How about Elysian blood orange pale. Christ their beer and food is dreck.
 
I felt like puking after those fucking Redhook beers they serve. That Big Ballard IPA that's 9% is just disgusting and poorly made. Equivalent of having to drink Widmers at blazer games.

Just serve Manny's or Reubens or Fremont JFC. How about Elysian blood orange pale. Christ their beer and food is dreck.

I did a bunch of tequila at a blazer game about 15 years ago. Hammered. Took the train to gateway transit. Tried to drive home (just get on 205 which is right there) ended up lost in Gresham. Drove around for an hour before i stopped at a strip club and emptied the rest of my cash. Somehow got home
 
I felt like puking after those fucking Redhook beers they serve. That Big Ballard IPA that's 9% is just disgusting and poorly made. Equivalent of having to drink Widmers at blazer games.

Just serve Manny's or Reubens or Fremont JFC. How about Elysian blood orange pale. Christ their beer and food is dreck.

I did a bunch of tequila at a blazer game about 15 years ago. Hammered. Took the train to gateway transit. Tried to drive home (just get on 205 which is right there) ended up lost in Gresham. Drove around for an hour before i stopped at a strip club and emptied the rest of my cash. Somehow got home

90 mph, posting on iphone?
 
I felt like puking after those fucking Redhook beers they serve. That Big Ballard IPA that's 9% is just disgusting and poorly made. Equivalent of having to drink Widmers at blazer games.

Just serve Manny's or Reubens or Fremont JFC. How about Elysian blood orange pale. Christ their beer and food is dreck.

I did a bunch of tequila at a blazer game about 15 years ago. Hammered. Took the train to gateway transit. Tried to drive home (just get on 205 which is right there) ended up lost in Gresham. Drove around for an hour before i stopped at a strip club and emptied the rest of my cash. Somehow got home

Nothing to be ashamed of. Many here do that sober.
 
Looks like she tried to keep up with drinking pro to her right. Dude must be from Sedro-Woolley, Tumwater, or Wisconsin to be drunk savvy enough for the in-stadium koozie.

I drove thru the Woolley a couple weeks ago, what a grim burg. What was the big deal there? I think they hosted Big Time Wrestling in the 70's.

I also don't get why you would wrap a can of beer with a "koozie", "cosy", whatever. Are you afraid it will get warm? Those are for girls. Just fucking drink it while it's cold and move on to the next one. Jesus.
 
Looks like she tried to keep up with drinking pro to her right. Dude must be from Sedro-Woolley, Tumwater, or Wisconsin to be drunk savvy enough for the in-stadium koozie.

I drove thru the Woolley a couple weeks ago, what a grim burg. What was the big deal there? I think they hosted Big Time Wrestling in the 70's.

I also don't get why you would wrap a can of beer with a "koozie", "cosy", whatever. Are you afraid it will get warm? Those are for girls. Just fucking drink it while it's cold and move on to the next one. Jesus.

You Live in Tumwater or Sedro-Woolley and pull in a respectful $32 an hour, you are going to make that $16 beer last at least a half an hour. Pregame tailgate cheap beers are for the chugging for those fine folks.
 
Looks like she tried to keep up with drinking pro to her right. Dude must be from Sedro-Woolley, Tumwater, or Wisconsin to be drunk savvy enough for the in-stadium koozie.

I drove thru the Woolley a couple weeks ago, what a grim burg. What was the big deal there? I think they hosted Big Time Wrestling in the 70's.

I also don't get why you would wrap a can of beer with a "koozie", "cosy", whatever. Are you afraid it will get warm? Those are for girls. Just fucking drink it while it's cold and move on to the next one. [/b]Jesus.

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Ketchup and catsup are condiments usually made with ripened tomatoes. The term "ketchup" is more popular in most countries. The ingredients used — tomatoes, sugar, salt, vinegar, cinnamon, etc. — are pretty much the same in both ketchup and catsup.

Both words are derived from the Chinese ke-tsiap, a pickled fish sauce. It made its way to Malaysia where it became kechap and ketjap in Indonesia. Catsup and katchup are acceptable spellings used interchangeably with ketchup, however, ketchup is the way it is popularly used today. "Catsup", which dates to the same time, may well be a different Romanization of the same word, trying to come closer to a sound that doesn't really exist in English.

In the 1800s, "ketchup" was most common in Britain and "catsup" was most common in the US for reasons unknown. The two words never really canceled each other out because in their formative years, there weren't spelling dictionaries choosing a "correct" version of words. (Many Americans pronounced "catsup" the same as "ketchup" in any case.) Today, "ketchup" is the dominant term in both countries.

There was a sudden interest in the difference between catsup and ketchup after an episode of popular TV series Mad Men featured a (fictional) pitch to ketchup company Heinz. Journalists and bloggers dug around to find the history and Slate reported that:

According to a Heinz spokesperson, Henry John Heinz first brought his product to market as “Heinz Tomato Catsup,” but changed the spelling early on to distinguish it from competitors. Del Monte did not switch spellings until 1988, after it became clear that ketchup was the spelling of choice for American consumers. Hunt’s switched the name of their product from catsup to ketchup significantly earlier.

History
Seventeenth century English sailors first discovered the delights of the "sauce", a Chinese condiment and brought it to the West. Ketchup was first mentioned in print around 1690. The Chinese version is actually more akin to a soy or Worcestershire sauce.

It gradually went through various changes, particularly with the addition of tomatoes in the 1700s. By the nineteenth century, ketchup was also known as tomato soy. Early tomato versions were much thinner with a consistency more like a soy or Worcestershire sauce. F. & J. Heinz Company began selling tomato ketchup in 1876. By the end of the nineteenth century, tomato ketchup was the primary type of ketchup in the United States, and the descriptor of tomato was gradually dropped.

Ingredients
The basic ingredients in modern ketchup are tomatoes, vinegar, sugar, salt, allspice, cloves, and cinnamon. Onions, celery, and other vegetables are frequent additions. Catsup may be made of tomatoes, onions, cayenne, sugar, white vinegar, cloves, cinnamon, celery seed and salt. So the two do not differ much in their ingredients. But different manufacturers may use different ingredients for the two. Sometimes Catsup may be more spicy than Ketchup.

We don’t live in 1870.

We don’t spell color or flavor with a u

We’re Americans.

It’s ketchup.

 
Only raging lesbians put ketchup on hot dogs.

And 7 year olds

Which was about the last time the Throbber had ketchup on a dog.

On bread because we we’re too fucking poor to buy hot dogs buns

Never going back to that poverty mindset

 
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