What phobias do you have?

Gladstone

Gladstone

New Fish
Saw my cousin step on a yellow jacket nest and get swarmed and stung dozens of times. I still get queasy around wasps yellow jackets hornets etc. I’ve never been stung though I wonder if that would actually help.

Nothing else though. Heights are fun. Did cliff jumping and parachuting. Spiders are cool.
 
Heights cause my stomach to do funny things - but I am always going up on the roof of the house, shop, barn and I am scared - not to death obviously.

I am allergic to wasps, bees, spider bites, all that insect crap - carry epi-pens every where I go but they don't bother me. Until I am stuck in a vehicle with them.
 
- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc
 
Getting pegged.
Virulent strain of monkey AIDS.
Getting married.
Having children that I know about and/or must raise.
My trailer getting stolen. While I'm in it.
 
I'm allergic to bees but don't really have any phobias

I'm more of an OCD semi autistic guy

I like routines in everything. Its actually great for business because you are super detail orientated.

I eat the same plain meals. Smoke the same plain pot. Drink the same plain booze.
 
- Hookers n' cocaine SAD
- Sloots with lots of tats SAD
- Heights and/or people taller than me (this is less than .01 of the planet, you'll live)
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise) SAD
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok) (I'll give you this one)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc (SAD)
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You redefine slow strategy.
 
I dont like left handed people. Lefties piss me off.

Some days I struggle with heights, some days I dont. I've dove off of a 30 foot cliff and jumped off of a 65 footer. I jumped from the 65' because jumping was less dizzying and scary than standing there looking down.

But no...nothing I'd really call a phobia.
 
Saw my cousin step on a yellow jacket nest and get swarmed and stung dozens of times. I still get queasy around wasps yellow jackets hornets etc. I’ve never been stung though I wonder if that would actually help.

Nothing else though. Heights are fun. Did cliff jumping and parachuting. Spiders are cool.
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How can you get through life without a single bee sting? That's amazing.

And no, getting sting probably won't help. It hurts more than your imagination probably tells you it will. I get a handful every year and the rage it causes me never seems to lessen.
 
- Hookers n' cocaine SAD
- Sloots with lots of tats SAD
- Heights and/or people taller than me (this is less than .01 of the planet, you'll live)
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise) SAD
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok) (I'll give you this one)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc (SAD)
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You redefine slow strategy.
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I've been battling an extreme case of slow strategy genes my whole life. A lot of easy business was not closed as a result in my younger years. Then I learned ABC!!!

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I'm allergic to bees but don't really have any phobias

I'm more of an OCD semi autistic guy

I like routines in everything. Its actually great for business because you are super detail orientated.

I eat the same plain meals. Smoke the same plain pot. Drink the same plain booze.
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You forgot watching Matlock at the same time every day.

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I'm allergic to bees but don't really have any phobias

I'm more of an OCD semi autistic guy

I like routines in everything. Its actually great for business because you are super detail orientated.

I eat the same plain meals. Smoke the same plain pot. Drink the same plain booze.
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You forgot watching Matlock at the same time every day.

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Judge Wapner

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- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc
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HAHAHAHAHA I AM YOUR KRYPTONITE BITCH!!!!!!
 
Heights. Like not afraid to skydive or go on the extreme scream, but standing on a ledge freaks me out. Will go on the roof but will hate it and be super nervous.

Mosqitoes. Nature’s dirty needles. Nuff said on that.

Marriage. If you jumped out of an airplane and there was a 50% chance your chute failed, you wouldn’t jump and even if the chute works you can only bone one chick the rest of your lfe and she will buy dumb shit. Fuck that!

Also a semi autistic ocd guy like Race. I like routine and hate when people fuck it up.

Great dumb thread GLAADy
 
- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc
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HAHAHAHAHA I AM YOUR KRYPTONITE BITCH!!!!!!
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I know.
 
- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc
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HAHAHAHAHA I AM YOUR KRYPTONITE BITCH!!!!!!
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I know.
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You need to face your fears and go on a man date with @Swaye already.
 
Yellow jackets suck. I've been stung a few times by them.

The worst was in 2003 at Autzen after the Cougs laid down a 55-16 beating to those Young, Rich and Cool Ducks. We decided to stay and tailgate longer after the game and let the traffic die down. After pack up instead of trekking the hundred yards or so to the Honeybucket for the final piss , we decided to head for the trees instead. And consequently trampled on a yellow jackets nest. Got stung about 10 times on that one. Was lucky though because I had already dangled the little worm out. But it got reeled in quick.

 
- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc
Click to expand...

HAHAHAHAHA I AM YOUR KRYPTONITE BITCH!!!!!!
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I know.
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You need to face your fears and go on a man date with @Swaye already.
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We just sext a lot right now. Trying to get him to come...to Seattle for a sometime.
 
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