What kinda Christmas tree guy are you?

[Swaye]

The yard lights that shine snowflakes onto your house and take 5 minutes to set up and take down are the greatest thing some chink ever invented.

 

[PurpleJ]

MADE IN CHINA (would be a damn shame if all the chinks got cancer from the plastic tree factory)

 

[RoadDawg55]

I’m not sure if there was anything I liked doing less as a child than going to the tree farm in the freezing cold and sawing the tree, the struggle of getting it on the car, and getting it inside.

I like real Christmas trees, but nothing about those adventures as a child were fun.