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do we live in when the likes of Old Dominion and UT San Antonio are playing in bowl games and the Huskies are not?
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Their coaches aren't looking at guaranteed money and boating to work drinking fancy coffee while deluding themselves into thinking that an NFL playbook is a good idea.
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Driving 2010 Camry’s to work and drinking Maxwell House from their Mr Coffee out of a stained coffee mug or a styrofoam cup. That’s for sure. Also, the probably wear windbreakers and Bike brand stretchy shorts with their clip boards tucked into the front. And a baseball cap that sits way up on their heads
 
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do we live in when the likes of Old Dominion and UT San Antonio are playing in bowl games and the Huskies are not?
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What kind of world are we living in where Bob Gregory is promoted from ILB coach to defensive coordinator to interim head coach less than two years after overseeing the worst Husky linebacker play of all-time?
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What, exactly, did Kyler Manu ever do to you?
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Well he's still costing me $300 a month for my therapist. Not sure the human brain is supposed to comprehend his gap choices
 
do we live in when the likes of Old Dominion and UT San Antonio are playing in bowl games and the Huskies are not?
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I want to:

1. Get rid of all the bowls except the first tier (Orange, Rose, Fiesta, Sugar and I would add back in the Cotton) and one level of secondary bowls (Holiday, Citrus, Sun, Alamo, Gator, Peach or whatever - take your pick but limit the to 5 or 6 and that's it).

2. I would not allow bowls to be named by stupid people. Your choices are fruit, flowers, fierce animals and a few that can be grandfathered in like the Sun or Holiday. After that, no mas dumb sounding bowls like the Pin Stripe. WTF thought of that? Wrong sport dipshit.

3. Firebomb Tuscaloosa (not genocide; just football ops)

3. Make the playoffs illegal; I like arguing

4. Make any team who fails to schedule and play at least one P5 non-con ineligible for the first tier.

5. Realign the conferences to eliminate goofy geographical alliances. I'd kick Nebraska out of the Big 10, Syracuse and Boston College out of the ACC and rebuild the SWC and make the teams who are supposed to be there be there.

6. Make Notre Dame join a conference for all sports or be an independent for all sports. No cherrypicking.

I know, a lot of stupid shit, but cfb is run by stupid so what's a little more stupid if it makes me happy.
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So you want it to be 1970 again. And firebomb Tuscaloosa.
 
do we live in when the likes of Old Dominion and UT San Antonio are playing in bowl games and the Huskies are not?
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I want to:

1. Get rid of all the bowls except the first tier (Orange, Rose, Fiesta, Sugar and I would add back in the Cotton) and one level of secondary bowls (Holiday, Citrus, Sun, Alamo, Gator, Peach or whatever - take your pick but limit the to 5 or 6 and that's it).

2. I would not allow bowls to be named by stupid people. Your choices are fruit, flowers, fierce animals and a few that can be grandfathered in like the Sun or Holiday. After that, no mas dumb sounding bowls like the Pin Stripe. WTF thought of that? Wrong sport dipshit.

3. Firebomb Tuscaloosa (not genocide; just football ops)

3. Make the playoffs illegal; I like arguing

4. Make any team who fails to schedule and play at least one P5 non-con ineligible for the first tier.

5. Realign the conferences to eliminate goofy geographical alliances. I'd kick Nebraska out of the Big 10, Syracuse and Boston College out of the ACC and rebuild the SWC and make the teams who are supposed to be there be there.

6. Make Notre Dame join a conference for all sports or be an independent for all sports. No cherrypicking.

I know, a lot of stupid shit, but cfb is run by stupid so what's a little more stupid if it makes me happy.
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chinned for three
 
do we live in when the likes of Old Dominion and UT San Antonio are playing in bowl games and the Huskies are not?
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I want to:

1. Get rid of all the bowls except the first tier (Orange, Rose, Fiesta, Sugar and I would add back in the Cotton) and one level of secondary bowls (Holiday, Citrus, Sun, Alamo, Gator, Peach or whatever - take your pick but limit the to 5 or 6 and that's it).

2. I would not allow bowls to be named by stupid people. Your choices are fruit, flowers, fierce animals and a few that can be grandfathered in like the Sun or Holiday. After that, no mas dumb sounding bowls like the Pin Stripe. WTF thought of that? Wrong sport dipshit.

3. Firebomb Tuscaloosa (not genocide; just football ops)

3. Make the playoffs illegal; I like arguing

4. Make any team who fails to schedule and play at least one P5 non-con ineligible for the first tier.

5. Realign the conferences to eliminate goofy geographical alliances. I'd kick Nebraska out of the Big 10, Syracuse and Boston College out of the ACC and rebuild the SWC and make the teams who are supposed to be there be there.

6. Make Notre Dame join a conference for all sports or be an independent for all sports. No cherrypicking.

I know, a lot of stupid shit, but cfb is run by stupid so what's a little more stupid if it makes me happy.
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I stopped reading after #2. Agree with 1 and 2. 3 and 4 should be end the transfer portal and kill NIL. Stop there and we are back to an interesting and fun sport. #5 is good too.

 
I was going to do a Bowl Pick Em but it was a busy week. Also, I looked at the lineup and most of it is trash until Xmas day. Even then, it's like 6-6 BC against 7-5 South Carolina in some bowl game in Hartford Connecticut where there will be 15 inches of snow or something. People need to stop watching these games, buying tickets, and betting on them. They should let two teams from each low level conference get in max. I'm old enough to remember the Grape Bowl in Fresno or whatever. That's all the little guys got.
 
do we live in when the likes of Old Dominion and UT San Antonio are playing in bowl games and the Huskies are not?
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I want to:

1. Get rid of all the bowls except the first tier (Orange, Rose, Fiesta, Sugar and I would add back in the Cotton) and one level of secondary bowls (Holiday, Citrus, Sun, Alamo, Gator, Peach or whatever - take your pick but limit the to 5 or 6 and that's it).

2. I would not allow bowls to be named by stupid people. Your choices are fruit, flowers, fierce animals and a few that can be grandfathered in like the Sun or Holiday. After that, no mas dumb sounding bowls like the Pin Stripe. WTF thought of that? Wrong sport dipshit.

3. Firebomb Tuscaloosa (not genocide; just football ops)

3. Make the playoffs illegal; I like arguing

4. Make any team who fails to schedule and play at least one P5 non-con ineligible for the first tier.

5. Realign the conferences to eliminate goofy geographical alliances. I'd kick Nebraska out of the Big 10, Syracuse and Boston College out of the ACC and rebuild the SWC and make the teams who are supposed to be there be there.

6. Make Notre Dame join a conference for all sports or be an independent for all sports. No cherrypicking.

I know, a lot of stupid shit, but cfb is run by stupid so what's a little more stupid if it makes me happy.
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I stopped reading after #2. Agree with 1 and 2. 3 and 4 should be end the transfer portal and kill NIL. Stop there and we are back to an interesting and fun sport. #5 is good too.
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Yes, I agree ... kill the transfer portal and the NIL. The transfer portal threatens the game IMO. Too much optionality for a 19 year old kid who's had his ass kissed incessantly since he was 13 and still thinking with his brain stem is not a recipe for success. For anyone.
 
do we live in when the likes of Old Dominion and UT San Antonio are playing in bowl games and the Huskies are not?
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the kind in which we? lost to Montana and fire the coach
 
do we live in when the likes of Old Dominion and UT San Antonio are playing in bowl games and the Huskies are not?
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I want to:

1. Get rid of all the bowls except the first tier (Orange, Rose, Fiesta, Sugar and I would add back in the Cotton) and one level of secondary bowls (Holiday, Citrus, Sun, Alamo, Gator, Peach or whatever - take your pick but limit the to 5 or 6 and that's it).

2. I would not allow bowls to be named by stupid people. Your choices are fruit, flowers, fierce animals and a few that can be grandfathered in like the Sun or Holiday. After that, no mas dumb sounding bowls like the Pin Stripe. WTF thought of that? Wrong sport dipshit.

3. Firebomb Tuscaloosa (not genocide; just football ops)

3. Make the playoffs illegal; I like arguing

4. Make any team who fails to schedule and play at least one P5 non-con ineligible for the first tier.

5. Realign the conferences to eliminate goofy geographical alliances. I'd kick Nebraska out of the Big 10, Syracuse and Boston College out of the ACC and rebuild the SWC and make the teams who are supposed to be there be there.

6. Make Notre Dame join a conference for all sports or be an independent for all sports. No cherrypicking.

I know, a lot of stupid shit, but cfb is run by stupid so what's a little more stupid if it makes me happy.
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I stopped reading after #2. Agree with 1 and 2. 3 and 4 should be end the transfer portal and kill NIL. Stop there and we are back to an interesting and fun sport. #5 is good too.
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So since you stopped reading after #2, I take it you're saying that @creepycoug is such a good poster that you're just going to assume without even looking that his #5 is nails?
 
What kind of sick world do we live in when Oregon's "co-dc" is from Sam Houston State?
 
do we live in when the likes of Old Dominion and UT San Antonio are playing in bowl games and the Huskies are not?
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Birds Up, Baby!
 
do we live in when the likes of Old Dominion and UT San Antonio are playing in bowl games and the Huskies are not?
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I want to:

1. Get rid of all the bowls except the first tier (Orange, Rose, Fiesta, Sugar and I would add back in the Cotton) and one level of secondary bowls (Holiday, Citrus, Sun, Alamo, Gator, Peach or whatever - take your pick but limit the to 5 or 6 and that's it).

2. I would not allow bowls to be named by stupid people. Your choices are fruit, flowers, fierce animals and a few that can be grandfathered in like the Sun or Holiday. After that, no mas dumb sounding bowls like the Pin Stripe. WTF thought of that? Wrong sport dipshit.

3. Firebomb Tuscaloosa (not genocide; just football ops)

3. Make the playoffs illegal; I like arguing

4. Make any team who fails to schedule and play at least one P5 non-con ineligible for the first tier.

5. Realign the conferences to eliminate goofy geographical alliances. I'd kick Nebraska out of the Big 10, Syracuse and Boston College out of the ACC and rebuild the SWC and make the teams who are supposed to be there be there.

6. Make Notre Dame join a conference for all sports or be an independent for all sports. No cherrypicking.

I know, a lot of stupid shit, but cfb is run by stupid so what's a little more stupid if it makes me happy.
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7. Add the Sativa Bowl - both teams have to be from states where cannabis is legal and agree to smoking about 15 minutes before kickoff. Sponsored by Snoop Dog and Taco Bell.

Coaches have two challenges (one each half) where the opposing team has to gather and smoke a bowl before being allowed to return to the field.

 
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