ThomasFremont
New Fish
Sound Spirits Ebb and Flow.
The Botanist is fucking amazing.
The Botanist is fucking amazing.
That's the stuff from Islay right? Does it taste like Laphroaig?
Uncle Val's is really good, but... and I want to make this clear...
AS THE RESIDENT COCKTAIL EXPERT...
Bombay Sapphire is really fucking great in gimlets and martinis. It has a great balance between floral, citrus and pepper.
Personally I don't like gin much and I hate shit like the Last Word and it's current cult, but I do like Negronis and I respect that gin exists.
Uncle Val's is the shit in a Clover Club, too.
Uncle Val's is really good, but... and I want to make this clear...
AS THE RESIDENT COCK[/b]TAIL[/s] EXPERT...
Bombay Sapphire is really fucking great in gimlets and martinis. It has a great balance between floral, citrus and pepper.
Personally I don't like gin much and I hate shit like the Last Word and it's current cult, but I do like Negronis and I respect that gin exists.
Uncle Val's is the shit in a Clover Club, too.
Uncle Val's is really good, but... and I want to make this clear...
AS THE RESIDENT COCKTAIL EXPERT...
Bombay Sapphire is really fucking great in gimlets and martinis. It has a great balance between floral, citrus and pepper.
Personally I don't like gin much and I hate shit like the Last Word and it's current cult, but I do like Negronis and I respect that gin exists.
Uncle Val's is the shit in a Clover Club, too.
AS THE RESIDENT MARTINI EXPURT...
I find Bombay 2 be 2 forward in the botanicals. Junipero out of San Francisco has the perfect complexity and balance without too much of the seasonings.
Uncle Val's is really good, but... and I want to make this clear...
AS THE RESIDENT COCKTAIL EXPERT...
Bombay Sapphire is really fucking great in gimlets and martinis. It has a great balance between floral, citrus and pepper.
Personally I don't like gin much and I hate shit like the Last Word and it's current cult, but I do like Negronis and I respect that gin exists.
Uncle Val's is the shit in a Clover Club, too.
AS THE RESIDENT MARTINI EXPURT...
I find Bombay 2 be 2 forward in the botanicals. Junipero out of San Francisco has the perfect complexity and balance without too much of the seasonings.
You're not a fucking martini expert you shit bag. If you are, good on you... but you aren't.
Let's do the three question (generally non-googleable) czechlist:
1. How do you store your Vermouth?
2. What drink is a Martini descendent from?
3. What kind of orange bitters do you like?
I AM THE TOTAL COCKTAIL EXPERT!!! ROAR!!!
Uncle Val's is really good, but... and I want to make this clear...
AS THE RESIDENT COCKTAIL EXPERT...
Bombay Sapphire is really fucking great in gimlets and martinis. It has a great balance between floral, citrus and pepper.
Personally I don't like gin much and I hate shit like the Last Word and it's current cult, but I do like Negronis and I respect that gin exists.
Uncle Val's is the shit in a Clover Club, too.
AS THE RESIDENT MARTINI EXPURT...
I find Bombay 2 be 2 forward in the botanicals. Junipero out of San Francisco has the perfect complexity and balance without too much of the seasonings.
Uncle Val's is really good, but... and I want to make this clear...
AS THE RESIDENT COCKTAIL EXPERT...
Bombay Sapphire is really fucking great in gimlets and martinis. It has a great balance between floral, citrus and pepper.
Personally I don't like gin much and I hate shit like the Last Word and it's current cult, but I do like Negronis and I respect that gin exists.
Uncle Val's is the shit in a Clover Club, too.
AS THE RESIDENT MARTINI EXPURT...
I find Bombay 2 be 2 forward in the botanicals. Junipero out of San Francisco has the perfect complexity and balance without too much of the seasonings.
You're not a fucking martini expert you shit bag. If you are, good on you... but you aren't.
Let's do the three question (generally non-googleable) czechlist:
1. How do you store your Vermouth?
2. What drink is a Martini descendent from?
3. What kind of orange bitters do you like?
I AM THE TOTAL COCKTAIL EXPERT!!! ROAR!!!
1) I store my Dolin brand dry vermouth in the fridge and try to use it up in about 2 weeks. If this is improper, fuck off.
2) I don't know w/o the Googles, but once I was sitting in a hotel bar in the early 90's (still in HS) on Lake Como and I order a martini and it was vermouth on the rocks? What were those waps thinking?
3) The cheap ones from Trinidad, you hipster fag. Have a native Trinidadian gift you 2 ginormous bottles of Angostura and then popoff.
Uncle Val's is really good, but... and I want to make this clear...
AS THE RESIDENT COCKTAIL EXPERT...
Bombay Sapphire is really fucking great in gimlets and martinis. It has a great balance between floral, citrus and pepper.
Personally I don't like gin much and I hate shit like the Last Word and it's current cult, but I do like Negronis and I respect that gin exists.
Uncle Val's is the shit in a Clover Club, too.
AS THE RESIDENT MARTINI EXPURT...
I find Bombay 2 be 2 forward in the botanicals. Junipero out of San Francisco has the perfect complexity and balance without too much of the seasonings.
You're not a fucking martini expert you shit bag. If you are, good on you... but you aren't.
Let's do the three question (generally non-googleable) czechlist:
1. How do you store your Vermouth?
2. What drink is a Martini descendent from?
3. What kind of orange bitters do you like?
I AM THE TOTAL COCKTAIL EXPERT!!! ROAR!!!
1) I store my Dolin brand dry vermouth in the fridge and try to use it up in about 2 weeks. If this is improper, fuck off.
2) I don't know w/o the Googles, but once I was sitting in a hotel bar in the early 90's (still in HS) on Lake Como and I order a martini and it was vermouth on the rocks? What were those waps thinking?
3) The cheap ones from Trinidad, you hipster fag. Have a native Trinidadian gift you 2 ginormous bottles of Angostura and then popoff.
And then I read this. How it can get gayer I have no idea, but Mission Accomplished.
AS THE RESIDENT COCKTAIL EXPERT...
AS THE RESIDENT MARTINI EXPURT...
I AM THE TOTAL COCKTAIL EXPERT!!! ROAR!!!
My go-to gin is either gin or the ginormous bottle of New Amsterdam they sell at Costco.
When I'm feeling fancy, I drink Hendrick's.
Uncle Val's is really good, but... and I want to make this clear...
AS THE RESIDENT COCKTAIL EXPERT...
Bombay Sapphire is really fucking great in gimlets and martinis. It has a great balance between floral, citrus and pepper.
Personally I don't like gin much and I hate shit like the Last Word and it's current cult, but I do like Negronis and I respect that gin exists.
Uncle Val's is the shit in a Clover Club, too.
AS THE RESIDENT MARTINI EXPURT...
I find Bombay 2 be 2 forward in the botanicals. Junipero out of San Francisco has the perfect complexity and balance without too much of the seasonings.
This exchange is one of the gayest things I've ever read.