What is everyone afraid of?

My Doog dream is we get the opening kick and score an easy td, defense gets a fluke 3 and out, and it's a boat race from there. Beavers do not have the horsepower to keep up.
 
My Doog dream is we get the opening kick and score an easy td, defense gets a fluke 3 and out, and it's a boat race from there. Beavers do not have the horsepower to keep up.
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That's how the first 3 quarters of the Duck Beav game went last year.

Then Lannbo took over.

Oregon State just scored again....
 
My Doog dream is we get the opening kick and score an easy td, defense gets a fluke 3 and out, and it's a boat race from there. Beavers do not have the horsepower to keep up.
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That's how the first 3 quarters of the Duck Beav game went last year.

Then Lannbo took over.

Oregon State just scored again....
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So?
 
After the play the chainsaw sound on the first 5 3rd downs and we convert all of them, the Reser crowd will be demoralized.

Fuck that chainsaw sound.
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Lost to WSU
Won a shootout with Cal
Lost to Arizona
Close game recently against Colorado

Autist for head coach.

Good running back. QB play has been good. They just don't have the bullets.

Another close win...but we win by maybe 10-14.
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I'm not afraid of Beav. But I know we are going to get everything they've got including a bloodthirsty home crowd frothing at the mouth.
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Beaver meat is good. Tail is greasy. Or vice versa
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Beaver anal gland secretion has a delightful vanilla smell and even better taste. Allegedly.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/beaver-butt-goo-vanilla-flavoring

"But getting a beaver to produce castoreum for purposes of food processing is tough. Foodies bent on acquiring some of the sticky stuff have to anesthetize the animal and then “milk” its nether regions."

#themoreyouknow
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I knew this.

Buttstuffsuperiorityguy
 
My Doog dream is we get the opening kick and score an easy td, defense gets a fluke 3 and out, and it's a boat race from there. Beavers do not have the horsepower to keep up.
Click to expand...

That's how the first 3 quarters of the Duck Beav game went last year.

Then Lannbo took over.

Oregon State just scored again....
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Lanning gonna Lanning.

#thescript
 
Beaver meat is good. Tail is greasy. Or vice versa
Click to expand...

Beaver anal gland secretion has a delightful vanilla smell and even better taste. Allegedly.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/beaver-butt-goo-vanilla-flavoring

"But getting a beaver to produce castoreum for purposes of food processing is tough. Foodies bent on acquiring some of the sticky stuff have to anesthetize the animal and then “milk” its nether regions."

#themoreyouknow
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I knew this.

Buttstuffsuperiorityguy
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Also, insert Jonathan Smith holding the plunger and this was the 4th Q of last year's duck beaver gayme
 
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I fear the smell of seven layers at reser stadium (brown beavers eat taco bell).
 
Beavs seem a lot like Utah to me but Beavs are better across the board on offense and Utes better across the board on defense. I think Utah caught UW off guard in thinking Utah was just going to try and dirty up the game and win that way but they started dialing up stuff on offense. I bet Oregon State does the same thing.
 
Had USC and Oregon St. circled as most likely losses preseason. Nothing has changed with me.

Except that after a season of maximum retard, shoot yourself in the dick, play calling and execution, the dawgs are due to actually play a game near their fucking ceiling.

This is a UW blowout or loss, no in between.
 
Absolutely nothing. I've already ran out of my year's allotment of unharnessed rage and stress over this defense and our keen inability to put boats on throats. Now I'm calm, smoking weed, and talking shit with reckless abandon. This team is allergic to losing and no amount of Pac-12 sponsored fuckery is going to change that.
 
Absolutely nothing. I've already ran out of my year's allotment of unharnessed rage and stress over this defense and our keen inability to put boats on throats. Now I'm calm, smoking weed, and talking shit with reckless abandon. This team is allergic to losing and no amount of Pac-12 sponsored fuckery is going to change that.
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Chinned for “PAC-12 sponsored fuckery”.
 
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