What I'm Hearing

[Lawrence_of_a_Labia]

That’s an impressive arc though. One year at GA coaching linebackers and he was named DC. He’s got something going for him.

 

[PasadenaHuskyFan]

Lanning has never had a head coaching role at any level. Inherited an elite defense from Mel tucker with elite talent. It’s a risky hire although his fast rise up the coaching ranks from complete obscurity to DC of the second best team in the sec is impressive. Boom or bust hire. UW fans will love it for the bust potential, Oregon fans will love it for the boom. Being an upset Oregon fan because uw fans hope he either implodes or doesn’t stick around for long is faggy. What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude? We hate everything about your faggy team and school and would make fun of you if you hired bill belichick as head coach with saban as dc.

 

[46XiJCAB]

Lanning has never had a head coaching role at any level. Inherited an elite defense from Mel tucker with elite talent. It’s a risky hire although his fast rise up the coaching ranks from complete obscurity to DC of the second best team in the sec is impressive. Boom or bust hire. UW fans will love it for the bust potential, Oregon fans will love it for the boom. Being an upset Oregon fan because uw fans hope he either implodes or doesn’t stick around for long is faggy. What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude? We hate everything about your faggy team and school and would make fun of you if you hired bill belichick as head coach with saban as dc.

Mix in a paragraph.

Ok!

 

[MikeSeaver]

This is the staff

Urban Meyer HC
Chip Kelly OC
Dan Lanning DC

You guys are so stupid

It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.

I know it's hard, but the entire point of my post is that, for the umpteenth time, Oregon is seemingly going to hire someone whose profile reeks of hit it and quit it. That this point is lost on you, is your problem, not mine.

Good luck the rest of the way

Oregon doesn’t give a fuck if they have to hire another guy in 4 years. That should be massively obvious by now to you and your train of quitters and unemployment beneficiaries but I guess it’s not.

 

[MikeSeaver]

This is the staff

Urban Meyer HC
Chip Kelly OC
Dan Lanning DC

You guys are so stupid

It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.

This is literally what the Oregon spaces on twitter have been saying all day hth

Imagine listening to “Oregon spaces on Twitter” as a Duck. Now imagine it while being a DAWG.

 

[ntxduck]

This is the staff

Urban Meyer HC
Chip Kelly OC
Dan Lanning DC

You guys are so stupid

It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.

This is literally what the Oregon spaces on twitter have been saying all day hth

Imagine listening to “Oregon spaces on Twitter” as a Duck. Now imagine it while being a DAWG.

Imagine spending your college Friday nights listening to jared Sawyer and Corey dubrowa pontificate on things they know nothing about instead of getting random gash.

 

[MikeSeaver]

What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude?

To be fair, nobody asked you to do anything.

I don’t love this hire on the surface but here we are.

I was a Kiffen guy. I think if anyone on the board can come in and profit off the current roster it’s him. But if anyone is going to hate living in Eugene, it’s him.

Aranda would have been second. Doesn’t seem like he wants to leave Waco for Eugene. I doubt Oregon is the one who said no in that conversation.

Oregon has gone outside of their DNA by hiring a defense first, kind of guy. That’s somewhat intriguing.

I wouldn’t have wanted UW to hire Lanning but each program is in a different arc. Post Peterson, probably not a great hire. Post Lake, probably a good hire.

As of this morning, Cristobal leaving is good enough for me. Three of his four years were unwatchable and the only reason the fourth season wasn’t, was because of the last two games in 2019. He completely sucked the life out of Oregon football. Fucking horrendous stuff.

 

[DerekJohnson]

What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude?

To be fair, nobody asked you to do anything.

I don’t love this hire on the surface but here we are.

I was a Kiffen guy. I think if anyone on the board can come in and profit off the current roster it’s him. But if anyone is going to hate living in Eugene, it’s him.

Aranda would have been second. Doesn’t seem like he wants to leave Waco for Eugene. I doubt Oregon is the one who said no in that conversation.

Oregon has gone outside of their DNA by hiring a defense first, kind of guy. That’s somewhat intriguing.

I wouldn’t have wanted UW to hire Lanning but each program is in a different arc. Post Peterson, probably not a great hire. Post Lake, probably a good hire.

As of this morning, Cristobal leaving is good enough for me. Three of his four years were unwatchable and the only reason the fourth season wasn’t, was because of the last two games in 2019. He completely sucked the life out of Oregon football. Fucking horrendous stuff.

I will never understand why he stuck with AB all season long.

 

[MikeSeaver]

What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude?

To be fair, nobody asked you to do anything.

I don’t love this hire on the surface but here we are.

I was a Kiffen guy. I think if anyone on the board can come in and profit off the current roster it’s him. But if anyone is going to hate living in Eugene, it’s him.

Aranda would have been second. Doesn’t seem like he wants to leave Waco for Eugene. I doubt Oregon is the one who said no in that conversation.

Oregon has gone outside of their DNA by hiring a defense first, kind of guy. That’s somewhat intriguing.

I wouldn’t have wanted UW to hire Lanning but each program is in a different arc. Post Peterson, probably not a great hire. Post Lake, probably a good hire.

As of this morning, Cristobal leaving is good enough for me. Three of his four years were unwatchable and the only reason the fourth season wasn’t, was because of the last two games in 2019. He completely sucked the life out of Oregon football. Fucking horrendous stuff.

I will never understand why he stuck with AB all season long.

Because he has no confidence or trust in anyone. For all the tough guy talk Oregon was timid in all aspects of the game. The safest way was always the way.

 

[46XiJCAB]

What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude?

To be fair, nobody asked you to do anything.

I don’t love this hire on the surface but here we are.

I was a Kiffen guy. I think if anyone on the board can come in and profit off the current roster it’s him. But if anyone is going to hate living in Eugene, it’s him.

Aranda would have been second. Doesn’t seem like he wants to leave Waco for Eugene. I doubt Oregon is the one who said no in that conversation.

Oregon has gone outside of their DNA by hiring a defense first, kind of guy. That’s somewhat intriguing.

I wouldn’t have wanted UW to hire Lanning but each program is in a different arc. Post Peterson, probably not a great hire. Post Lake, probably a good hire.

As of this morning, Cristobal leaving is good enough for me. Three of his four years were unwatchable and the only reason the fourth season wasn’t, was because of the last two games in 2019. He completely sucked the life out of Oregon football. Fucking horrendous stuff.

Redbox Bowl. With JH. UnF’nwatchable football.

 

[creepycoug]

This is the staff

Urban Meyer HC
Chip Kelly OC
Dan Lanning DC

You guys are so stupid

It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.

This is literally what the Oregon spaces on twitter have been saying all day hth

Imagine listening to “Oregon spaces on Twitter” as a Duck. Now imagine it while being a DAWG.

Imagine spending your college Friday nights listening to jared Sawyer and Corey dubrowa pontificate on things they know nothing about instead of getting random gash.

This is true Fudgie. At your age I would not have been anywhere near this forum, even if it had existed. You should be out sowing your oats young man. Come on now.

 

[creepycoug]

What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude?

To be fair, nobody asked you to do anything.

I don’t love this hire on the surface but here we are.

I was a Kiffen guy. I think if anyone on the board can come in and profit off the current roster it’s him. But if anyone is going to hate living in Eugene, it’s him.

Aranda would have been second. Doesn’t seem like he wants to leave Waco for Eugene. I doubt Oregon is the one who said no in that conversation.

Oregon has gone outside of their DNA by hiring a defense first, kind of guy. That’s somewhat intriguing.

I wouldn’t have wanted UW to hire Lanning but each program is in a different arc. Post Peterson, probably not a great hire. Post Lake, probably a good hire.

As of this morning, Cristobal leaving is good enough for me. Three of his four years were unwatchable and the only reason the fourth season wasn’t, was because of the last two games in 2019. He completely sucked the life out of Oregon football. Fucking horrendous stuff.

I will never understand why he stuck with AB all season long.

Nor will I. Having said that, Mike’s favorite comment is that MC made Oregon football unwatchable. The curious thing about that is that it implies it was watchable before Cristobal showed up. From my vague recollection of where the program was, this seems like an odd take.

When what Mario was trying to do was working, it was actually quite watchable. Or maybe Mike didn’t watch the Ohio State game. I think what Mike really misses is the football zipping around the field at 100 miles an hour and Oregon scoring 70 points on everybody. I am suspicious about whether that style of football will ever work again quite as well as it was working for the Ducks when Chip really had it going. I mean, the architect of that offense hasn’t been able to replicate that success at UCLA, So each is free to draw his own conclusions about that.

As to the hire, I had no idea who this guy is.

 

[46XiJCAB]

What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude?

To be fair, nobody asked you to do anything.

I don’t love this hire on the surface but here we are.

I was a Kiffen guy. I think if anyone on the board can come in and profit off the current roster it’s him. But if anyone is going to hate living in Eugene, it’s him.

Aranda would have been second. Doesn’t seem like he wants to leave Waco for Eugene. I doubt Oregon is the one who said no in that conversation.

Oregon has gone outside of their DNA by hiring a defense first, kind of guy. That’s somewhat intriguing.

I wouldn’t have wanted UW to hire Lanning but each program is in a different arc. Post Peterson, probably not a great hire. Post Lake, probably a good hire.

As of this morning, Cristobal leaving is good enough for me. Three of his four years were unwatchable and the only reason the fourth season wasn’t, was because of the last two games in 2019. He completely sucked the life out of Oregon football. Fucking horrendous stuff.

I will never understand why he stuck with AB all season long.

Nor will I. Having said that, Mike’s favorite comment is that MC made Oregon football unwatchable. The curious thing about that is that it implies it was watchable before Cristobal showed up. From my vague recollection of where the program was, this seems like an odd take.

When what Mario was trying to do was working, it was actually quite watchable. Or maybe Mike didn’t watch the Ohio State game. I think what Mike really misses is the football zipping around the field at 100 miles an hour and Oregon scoring 70 points on everybody. I am suspicious about whether that style of football will ever work again quite as well as it was working for the Ducks when Chip really had it going. I mean, the architect of that offense hasn’t been able to replicate that success at UCLA, So each is free to draw his own conclusions about that.

As to the hire, I had no idea who this guy is.

I think most of us not sad that MC is gone are just excited about the prospect of watching the talented WR’s recruited, catching the football next year. Along with a solid running game.

 

[PasadenaHuskyFan]

This is the staff

Urban Meyer HC
Chip Kelly OC
Dan Lanning DC

You guys are so stupid

It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.

This is literally what the Oregon spaces on twitter have been saying all day hth

Imagine listening to “Oregon spaces on Twitter” as a Duck. Now imagine it while being a DAWG.

Imagine spending your college Friday nights listening to jared Sawyer and Corey dubrowa pontificate on things they know nothing about instead of getting random gash.

being an incel isn't easy

 

[creepycoug]

What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude?

To be fair, nobody asked you to do anything.

I don’t love this hire on the surface but here we are.

I was a Kiffen guy. I think if anyone on the board can come in and profit off the current roster it’s him. But if anyone is going to hate living in Eugene, it’s him.

Aranda would have been second. Doesn’t seem like he wants to leave Waco for Eugene. I doubt Oregon is the one who said no in that conversation.

Oregon has gone outside of their DNA by hiring a defense first, kind of guy. That’s somewhat intriguing.

I wouldn’t have wanted UW to hire Lanning but each program is in a different arc. Post Peterson, probably not a great hire. Post Lake, probably a good hire.

As of this morning, Cristobal leaving is good enough for me. Three of his four years were unwatchable and the only reason the fourth season wasn’t, was because of the last two games in 2019. He completely sucked the life out of Oregon football. Fucking horrendous stuff.

I will never understand why he stuck with AB all season long.

Nor will I. Having said that, Mike’s favorite comment is that MC made Oregon football unwatchable. The curious thing about that is that it implies it was watchable before Cristobal showed up. From my vague recollection of where the program was, this seems like an odd take.

When what Mario was trying to do was working, it was actually quite watchable. Or maybe Mike didn’t watch the Ohio State game. I think what Mike really misses is the football zipping around the field at 100 miles an hour and Oregon scoring 70 points on everybody. I am suspicious about whether that style of football will ever work again quite as well as it was working for the Ducks when Chip really had it going. I mean, the architect of that offense hasn’t been able to replicate that success at UCLA, So each is free to draw his own conclusions about that.

As to the hire, I had no idea who this guy is.

I think most of us not sad that MC is gone are just excited about the prospect of watching the talented WR’s recruited, catching the football next year. Along with a solid running game.

I freely admit that sticking with AB was the one perplexing thing for me about MC. Then again, I don’t know what was on the bench. If there was really nobody on the bench, then the question turns to whether you sacrifice a season in which you have a win over Ohio State on the record to start getting the next guy some reps. As to the wide receivers, I’ll just say this. You can clearly see that there are talented kids on the roster at that position. And while I saw a lot of great catches, I also saw a lot of drops in key situations. Of course all that looks different if you have a guy who is only half as erratic as AB was. So there’s that.

 

[PasadenaHuskyFan]

What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude?

To be fair, nobody asked you to do anything.

eh, I don't have any problem with your takes. If I was an Oregon fan I'd probably also hate Mario for the boring offense. I just think DTD is acting like a bitch

 

[MikeSeaver]

What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude?

To be fair, nobody asked you to do anything.

I don’t love this hire on the surface but here we are.

I was a Kiffen guy. I think if anyone on the board can come in and profit off the current roster it’s him. But if anyone is going to hate living in Eugene, it’s him.

Aranda would have been second. Doesn’t seem like he wants to leave Waco for Eugene. I doubt Oregon is the one who said no in that conversation.

Oregon has gone outside of their DNA by hiring a defense first, kind of guy. That’s somewhat intriguing.

I wouldn’t have wanted UW to hire Lanning but each program is in a different arc. Post Peterson, probably not a great hire. Post Lake, probably a good hire.

As of this morning, Cristobal leaving is good enough for me. Three of his four years were unwatchable and the only reason the fourth season wasn’t, was because of the last two games in 2019. He completely sucked the life out of Oregon football. Fucking horrendous stuff.

I will never understand why he stuck with AB all season long.

Nor will I. Having said that, Mike’s favorite comment is that MC made Oregon football unwatchable. The curious thing about that is that it implies it was watchable before Cristobal showed up. From my vague recollection of where the program was, this seems like an odd take.

When what Mario was trying to do was working, it was actually quite watchable. Or maybe Mike didn’t watch the Ohio State game. I think what Mike really misses is the football zipping around the field at 100 miles an hour and Oregon scoring 70 points on everybody. I am suspicious about whether that style of football will ever work again quite as well as it was working for the Ducks when Chip really had it going. I mean, the architect of that offense hasn’t been able to replicate that success at UCLA, So each is free to draw his own conclusions about that.

As to the hire, I had no idea who this guy is.

After 4 years, if you’re any good, you should be able to count on one hand the times you didn’t play well. Not the other way around.

 

[greenblood]

This is the staff

Urban Meyer HC
Chip Kelly OC
Dan Lanning DC

You guys are so stupid

It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.

I know it's hard, but the entire point of my post is that, for the umpteenth time, Oregon is seemingly going to hire someone whose profile reeks of hit it and quit it. That this point is lost on you, is your problem, not mine.

Good luck the rest of the way

But I’d rather hire a coach that’s successful enough to leave for another job, than to fire my piece of shit hire 2-3 years in.

 

[dtd]

What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude?

To be fair, nobody asked you to do anything.

I don’t love this hire on the surface but here we are.

I was a Kiffen guy. I think if anyone on the board can come in and profit off the current roster it’s him. But if anyone is going to hate living in Eugene, it’s him.

Aranda would have been second. Doesn’t seem like he wants to leave Waco for Eugene. I doubt Oregon is the one who said no in that conversation.

Oregon has gone outside of their DNA by hiring a defense first, kind of guy. That’s somewhat intriguing.

I wouldn’t have wanted UW to hire Lanning but each program is in a different arc. Post Peterson, probably not a great hire. Post Lake, probably a good hire.

As of this morning, Cristobal leaving is good enough for me. Three of his four years were unwatchable and the only reason the fourth season wasn’t, was because of the last two games in 2019. He completely sucked the life out of Oregon football. Fucking horrendous stuff.

I will never understand why he stuck with AB all season long.

Nor will I. Having said that, Mike’s favorite comment is that MC made Oregon football unwatchable. The curious thing about that is that it implies it was watchable before Cristobal showed up. From my vague recollection of where the program was, this seems like an odd take.

When what Mario was trying to do was working, it was actually quite watchable. Or maybe Mike didn’t watch the Ohio State game.

The game where a true freshman QB threw for 400 yards and Oregon lucked into 3 red zone 4th down stops? We've been over this before. He neutered Oregon's offense, he put a team on the field worse than the sum of its parts. It was absolutely unwatchable. 1 score games against teams we? have the talent to blow the fuck out, coupled with shit show disaster losses where they could have played 100 times before Oregon won, coupled with losses to shit ass beev and kal teams. You think giving up 4 touchdowns to beev in 1 half was a good game? Or gaining 243 yards in the CCG and winning because USC's QB shit the bed?

They won, and nobody is saying we'd rather lose, we'd just rather win with someone else.

For crying out loud, the ROSE BOWEL was a disaster of a game. 13 first downs and 204 yards? Jesus fucking christ. Wisconsin turned the ball over 4 times, that's what 12 win Oregon needed to beat the 4th best team in the Big-10.

Here's Cristobal's Oregon, Creep:
Play like shit, win turnover battle, win game you shouldn't have won.
Play like shit, barely beat team you should destroy.
Play like shit, lose turnover battle, lose game you shouldn't have lost.
Play like shit, get fucking destroyed.

There was nothing satisfying about watching Oregon football other than the game being over and it having resulted in a win more often than a loss.

 

[46XiJCAB]

Arizona game?