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Ducks have small cocks… known fact
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Incorrect. Ducks have enormous cocks.

They also double as a wine corker.

#themoreyouknow

I've heard that to be true. I have a friend who has had to work game check stations collecting species and sex composition on migratory birds. I asked how she could tell male from female on ducks she had never seen before. The answer was "Easy. Ducks have huge dicks shaped like cork screws."
 

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Incorrect. Ducks have enormous cocks.

They also double as a wine corker.

#themoreyouknow

I've heard that to be true. I have a friend who has had to work game check stations collecting species and sex composition on migratory birds. I asked how she could tell male from female on ducks she had never seen before. The answer was "Easy. Ducks have huge dicks shaped like cork screws."

Perfectly built for the porking lot.
 

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Incorrect. Ducks have enormous cocks.

They also double as a wine corker.

#themoreyouknow

So basically ducks rub their dick in other ducks’ sperm?

Yes, alpha-ducks rub their enormous wine-corker cocks into cuck-duck sperm. Hens get run over by drake-trains but duck with the champion cock wins the evolutionary war.

Darwinism at its best.
 
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View attachment 59890

Incorrect. Ducks have enormous cocks.

They also double as a wine corker.

#themoreyouknow

So basically ducks rub their dick in other ducks’ sperm?

Yes, alpha-ducks rub their enormous wine-corker cocks into cuck-duck sperm. Hens get run over by drake-trains but duck with the champion cock wins the evolutionary war.

Darwinism at its best.

Just like in the porking lot.
 
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