What I'm Hearing... assistant coaches salary edition

[Babushka]

Assistant Salaries for 2017:

Kwiatkowski - $875,000+
Babushka - $700,000+
Jimmy Lake the God - $650,000+
Gregory - $540,000+
Huff - $500,000+
Lubick - $475,000+
Bhonapha - $330,000+
Malloe - $330,000+
Papoa - $265,000+

Here's what jumps out at me about this: Pete loves defense.

That's $2,395,00 on four defensive coaches and just $2,270,000 on five offensive coaches. The defensive coaches are making just under $600,000 a piece ($598,750) while the offensive coaches are making $454,000 a piece.

I love it.

Babushka too high. He should have gotten a pay cut

 

[BennyBeaver]

@ChristianCaple reads HH?

How're those Beav salaries looking Benny?

I'm hearing that Beaver legend, Jonathan Babushka Smiff, just got a 2 year @ $700k per contract.

 

[Swaye]

Fucking nailed it!
https://twitter.com/ChristianCaple/status/851877157202608128

Why I pay my $10.95. Best content on the net.

Not to call you out, but there isn't a wigwam decal by your name.

I thought the wigwam was just a porn site. I don't pay for porn, or pics of @Swayes dick.

You are missing a really spectacular dick. Axe @dnc

 

[Swaye]

Assistant Salaries for 2017:

Kwiatkowski - $875,000+
Babushka - $700,000+
Jimmy Lake the God - $650,000+
Gregory - $540,000+
Huff - $500,000+
Lubick - $475,000+
Bhonapha - $330,000+
Malloe - $330,000+
Papoa - $265,000+

Here's what jumps out at me about this: Pete loves defense.

That's $2,395,00 on four defensive coaches and just $2,270,000 on five offensive coaches. The defensive coaches are making just under $600,000 a piece ($598,750) while the offensive coaches are making $454,000 a piece.

I love it.

Babushka too high. He should have gotten a pay cut buried under two tons of firey napalm

 

[dnc]

Fucking nailed it!
https://twitter.com/ChristianCaple/status/851877157202608128

Why I pay my $10.95. Best content on the net.

Not to call you out, but there isn't a wigwam decal by your name.

I thought the wigwam was just a porn site. I don't pay for porn, or pics of @Swayes dick.

You are missing a really spectacular dick. Axe @dnc

All 12 inches are REAL, and they're spectacular

 

[BennyBeaver]

Suck fag, dnc

 

[AEB]

Fucking nailed it!
https://twitter.com/ChristianCaple/status/851877157202608128

Why I pay my $10.95. Best content on the net.

Not to call you out, but there isn't a wigwam decal by your name.

I thought the wigwam was just a porn site. I don't pay for porn, or pics of @Swayes dick.

You are missing a really spectacular dick. Axe @dnc

Let's go
Big Red,
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