What I Wonder, What I Contemplate, What I Wish (Togiai and Gordon Edition)

Let’s fly Tommy over to Ohio and show him all the shitty parts (pretty much every square inch of the state) to help him make a good decision.

He should really check out the Milo-Grogan
neighborhood near downtown Columbus.

Or......
1.Take him Cleveland
2. Drop him off by the homeless camp near the explosive river
3. Throw some shit into the river
4. Drive off to a seclude place with a view of the camp
5. Watch hilarity ensue
 
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Since the beginning of November, his likes have looked like this.

  • OSU - 9
  • SC - 6
  • UW - 4
  • Utah - 1

Looking at just December, it's more obvious. SC likely a little inflated since he went on an SC spree the night they won the P12 CG.

  • OSU - 6
  • SC - 6
  • UW - 1
  • Utah - 1

I quit looking at October and September because it was 99% OSU and I got mad.

all part of the smokescreen fam
 
Since the beginning of November, his likes have looked like this.

  • OSU - 9
  • SC - 6
  • UW - 4
  • Utah - 1

Looking at just December, it's more obvious. SC likely a little inflated since he went on an SC spree the night they won the P12 CG.

  • OSU - 6
  • SC - 6
  • UW - 1
  • Utah - 1

I quit looking at October and September because it was 99% OSU and I got mad.

all part of the smokescreen fam

Smoke is one of my favorite methods.
 
Ran across this little exchange/wager on twitter last night!

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If ROOF ROBBINS doesn't have the balls to make a wager on Togiai coming to UW than we really have no shot. Roof is the biggest UW homer and doesn't have the confidence to make this wager unlike the giftcard exchange she and @Dennis_DeYoung are participating in.

Also @CokeGreaterThanPepsi seems to be the judge of this wager and I look forward to watching Roof pay dennis and this twitter guy.
 
Let’s fly Tommy over to Ohio and show him all the shitty parts (pretty much every square inch of the state) to help him make a good decision.

We can just pretend Eastern Washington doesn’t exist or is part of Idaho... well it basically is anyways
 
Question for @CokeGreaterThanPepsi or @Dennis_DeYoung (I can tell they stalk the most) How many pelvic thrusts can this teen boy "Togiai" do?
 
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Oregon wanted Danny Shelton. Shelton wanted Oregon. Mom said UW. Shelton decided to be a Husky. Shelton was from Auburn. Togiai is from Idaho. Horizon flies direct Boise to Seattle. tOSU football’s private jet flies direct anywhere.

@CoachJNansen_SC is a shifty motherfucker. His silence speaks volumes.

I like SC in this one.

That family isn't allowed within 500ft of that jet once his fax comes in.
 
Coker, this is good analytics. I hate the outcome, but it’s funny when I looked at Taimani’s twitter activity on Saturday, I clearly saw it was UW. I imagine using Twitter activity is about 81% accurate. Lastly, I super hate you for killing any hope for Gordon. Ugh, I hate gay-ass recruiting!
 

Coker, this is good analytics. I hate the outcome, but it’s funny when I looked at Taimani’s twitter activity on Saturday, I clearly saw it was UW. I imagine using Twitter activity is about 81% accurate. Lastly, I super hate you for killing any hope for Gordon. Ugh, I hate gay-ass recruiting!

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This guy says otherwise!
 
About to go full TBS creepy here...

In the Kyler Gordon thread we're talking about how 17-18 year old kids' #1 priority is and always will be pussy. Togiai's most recent like is this hot chick... I looked at her profile to look for more pics (for obvious reasons not related to TBS) and she made pic posts about a summer job she's gonna have in Seattle. Togiai's walking away from what he wants (OSU) to find what he deserves (this chick)?
https://twitter.com/paige_sampson15/status/940080044575096832

I feel dirty now. Going to take a mandatory walk for perspective.
 
About to go full TBS creepy here...

In the Kyler Gordon thread we're talking about how 17-18 year old kids' #1 priority is and always will be pussy. Togiai's most recent like is this hot chick... I looked at her profile to look for more pics (for obvious reasons not related to TBS) and she made pic posts about a summer job she's gonna have in Seattle. Togiai's walking away from what he wants (OSU) to find what he deserves (this chick)?
https://twitter.com/paige_sampson15/status/940080044575096832

I feel dirty now. Going to take a mandatory walk for perspective.

I'm hard.
 
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