what did Rusty's Miracle Water cure for YOU?

[sarktastic]

or... what are you hoping to cure? (testimonials are *not* medical claims)

 

[jecornel]

It will allow Russell rights to have to have relations with Ciara, and then he will drink the water and it will make sure jesus doesn't know about it.

So, basically the all knower won't know.

 

[MisterEm]

Chapped ass.