What B10 teams do you care about

Rutsgers

Dripping with tradition

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God dammit.

Living in the east with midwestern family I have some tie or awareness of each school to varying degrees.

Maryland: wife went there. I strongly support hoops, football they suck so we don’t pay attention unless they have a chance to pull an upset. I think they’ve beaten “rival” PSU twice ever

Penn State: wife a life long fan despite Maryland alumnae. Stupid ass child is going. Begrudgingly support football. They suck at everything else besides wrestling and hockey I think. Who cares. If my kid makes the travel club tennis team maybe I will care more. I have been told I am not a supportive parent. I have yet to find perspective.

Rutgers: went to our game there, know some alums, they suck and no one cares.

tOSU: know a bunch of alums, including ones whose kids play non-football varsity sports. Fuck those assholes. So arrogant.

Michigan: went to the 2001 and 2002 gaymes. They’re mostly harmless. I would prefer PSU beat them when they play.

MSU: I’ve been convinced to hate Tom Izzo. Football is annoying above average.

Purdue: based on the fan who posted here they’re a bunch of morons. Feel sorry for them.

Indiana: Nolan Harrison is a good guy and we enjoy tasting bourbon. He CARES about his shitty Hoosier program. Maryland winning the 2002 natty over them was cool.

Illinois: this might be the most irrelevant B1G program. Not DFL to laugh at but what do they do? Good friends are Illinois people and they don’t even care.

Northwestern: one of child’s BFFs got a (partial) soccer scholly there. Having to play UCLA freaked her out and now she’s like WTF I have to play all those west coast schools? Otherwise they are the Vandy of the B1G.

Wisconsin: my mom went to grad school in Madison a billion years ago. Not the real UW. Their accents are annoying but it’s like hating wonder bread.

Iowa: golfing buddy is alum. I started talking shit Friday at 2. He was all oblivious to being knocked down 2 rungs on the B1G ladder.

Nebraska: multiple family members are alums of Kansas State and thought Nebraska was only good cause they had 1 state school and Kansas had 2. But their midwesterness would still root for the Huskers against non Midwest teams. So I do too. But they suck now.

Minnesota: their mascot is so dumb and looks like a serial rapist. My sister and my parents moved there so now I have become vaguely familiar with their claim to football greatness. Imagine prominently displaying all your good years in your stadium with the most recent being 1967. But hey Goldy the Gopher says to ride public transit to the gayme! Cant hate what doesn’t matter.

TLDR fuck them all and I’m going to talk so much shit I might get divorced or disowned by my kid.
 


Minnesota: their mascot is so dumb and looks like a serial rapist.

Had never considered his name before. Who knew there were Jews in Minnesota.

 
Let’s see here,
I’d fuck Ohio State. My goodness they are so hot.

I’d marry Michigan, smart, solid, nice enough looking and rich.

I’d kill Rutgers or Maryland or both to satiate the bloodlust of @Sandra6

Wait, what game are we playing?
 
Michigan - I feel like we've got a lot in common
Wisconsin - obviously
Maryland - wife is an alum and it is so fucking absurd we're in a conference together
 
Michigan - I feel like we've got a lot in common
Wisconsin - obviously
Maryland - wife is an alum and it is so fucking absurd we're in a conference together

As a kid I was a Maryland basketball fan. Growing up there was a period of time where I almost wanted to go to school there over Washington.

Of the B1G trips going to Maryland is probably one that is for sure happening for me.

Going to eat some 🦀 and hopefully the Ravens have a home game at the same time.
 
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Spent some formative years in ACC country when Lefty Driesell roamed the earth. Maryland was a big deal.

But Virginia was where all my buddies wanted to go.
 
1. Nebraska - I have a number of relatives I can now talk shit to
2. Minnesota - I have one Goopher friend I can now talk shit to
3. Holy shit those are some bad options. I guess Rutgers because it's so dumb that they are in any relevant league.
 
Michigan - I feel like we've got a lot in common
Wisconsin - obviously
Maryland - wife is an alum and it is so fucking absurd we're in a conference together

As a kid I was a Maryland basketball fan. Growing up there was a period of time where I almost wanted to go to school there over Washington.

Of the B1G trips going to Maryland is probably one that is for sure happening for me.

Going to eat some 🦀 and hopefully the Ravens have a home game at the same time.

College park is a shithole. Was actually shocked how gross it was first time I went there. Outside of Rutgers, has to be the worst campus location in the conference
 
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Michigan - I feel like we've got a lot in common
Wisconsin - obviously
Maryland - wife is an alum and it is so fucking absurd we're in a conference together

Does @whlinder know you guys share a wife?

Pics?
 
don't care about any of them

yes, it's going to be semi interesting when we play them the first time, but the novelty will wear off

this isn't college football in any way, shape, or form
 
don't care about any of them

yes, it's going to be semi interesting when we play them the first time, but the novelty will wear off

this isn't college football in any way, shape, or form

I don't foresee this take aging well
 
Michigan - I feel like we've got a lot in common
Wisconsin - obviously
Maryland - wife is an alum and it is so fucking absurd we're in a conference together

As a kid I was a Maryland basketball fan. Growing up there was a period of time where I almost wanted to go to school there over Washington.

Of the B1G trips going to Maryland is probably one that is for sure happening for me.

Going to eat some 🦀 and hopefully the Ravens have a home game at the same time.

College park is a shithole. Was actually shocked how gross it was first time I went there. Outside of Rutgers, has to be the worst campus location in the conference

All of Maryland is gross. I lived there for 5 years. Probably bottom 5 state in the union. Total shithole.
 
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