Though of a podcast name for you:
Firs and goal,
ready to role,
with some chinsightful bull,
That ain’t lawful (@lawdawg1)
Wide receivers slothful,
Hands are godawful,
We have our hands full,
Getting ready for shoal,
Winning is doubtful.
We laying an egg roll,
Though we thought we would stroll,
It was too damn stressful,
And so unhealthful,
These huskies be ghastful,
We give them the eye roll,
But we are still chalkful,
Of old fat dawg faithful,
So get a glassful,
Of your second dad’s crotchful,
With both his egg rolls,
And maybe a truck full,
Of diesel Castrol,
And a double Red Bull,
Damn that game was painful,
But at least I am thankful,
Because we played so dreadful,
And still won this fart hole
Now don’t fuck up you blow hole,
And send us to the outback bowl.