We'll be podding at 9a.m.

Since the Oregon game, this team has found new and creative ways to allow the opponents to stay within striking distance rather than putting them away. We've gone from the simple baffling play call and drive-extending penalty to fumbling in the red zone to throwing interceptions in the end zone. This weekend we threw in a new wrinkle by dropping a pick 6 at the 1 yard line. When that didn't work, our qb ran backwards 10 yards on 3rd down and goal followed by the kicker kicking the chip shot field goal 3 feet off the ground.

How do we up the ante in the next couple weeks?

PS, my donation to the site will be on the way soon.[/b] I'm having trouble getting ahold of my Western Union guy
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Well shoot. I've got a Norm MacDonald audio clip all greased up and ready to lead off today's episode, just to zing you. Hmmmm.... Should I follow through or call an audible?
 
Who gets arrested for human trafficking first, Lan Danning or Phil Knight?
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I’ve googled “Phil Knight Jeffrey Epstein” more times than would be considered normal
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Use duck duck go (for some of you the name didn’t make sense until now)
 
Since USC opened the season with an ineligible player, shouldn't they have to forfeit their win over San Jose State? I'll take my answer off the air.
 
I actually have a question RE: USC if you have time.

How did everyone preseason get their predictions about them so wrong?I wouldn’t be shocked if they lost to UCLA.

And don’t say it’s Jen.

Thank you fellas!

💋 💋 XOXO 😘,
DDJ
 
Who gets arrested for human trafficking first, Lan Danning or Phil Knight?
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I’ve googled “Phil Knight Jeffrey Epstein” more times than would be considered normal
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Rooting for CSA to own the Ducks…

Avg UW fan (but not graduate)
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Being a complete fag for attention: Everyone associated with Oregon for the past 2 decades
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With your academic prowess, why not get a job at UO and commit those atrocities yourself?

Kill two birds with one stone, you lose your virginity and Oregon football suffers.
 
What percentage of resident Ducks will commit seppuku if Lanning leaves for A&M?
 
Who gets arrested for human trafficking first, Lan Danning or Phil Knight?
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I’ve googled “Phil Knight Jeffrey Epstein” more times than would be considered normal
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Rooting for CSA to own the Ducks…

Avg UW fan (but not graduate)
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Being a complete fag for attention: Everyone associated with Oregon for the past 2 decades
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With your academic prowess, why not get a job at UO and commit those atrocities yourself?

Kill two birds with one stone, you lose your virginity and Oregon football suffers.
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You’re a weird dude and a dumbass if you think the guy that made billions exploiting kids is above the Lolita Express
 
And actually, before you go twist yourself into a pretzel defending Phil, glad we agree that Phil = Oregon football. Rare to find a 🦆 that can admit that to themselves.
 
Who gets arrested for human trafficking first, Lan Danning or Phil Knight?
Click to expand...

I’ve googled “Phil Knight Jeffrey Epstein” more times than would be considered normal
Click to expand...

Rooting for CSA to own the Ducks…

Avg UW fan (but not graduate)
Click to expand...

Being a complete fag for attention: Everyone associated with Oregon for the past 2 decades
Click to expand...

With your academic prowess, why not get a job at UO and commit those atrocities yourself?

Kill two birds with one stone, you lose your virginity and Oregon football suffers.
Click to expand...

You’re a weird dude and a dumbass if you think the guy that made billions exploiting kids is above the Lolita Express
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Please turn this scrutinizing eye inward to all the Tech billionaires and foreign investment in the region.

I am sure the Japanese tech moguls check AOC before every interaction.
 
Much like our beloved DAWGS spreading the refuse of this garbage conference up and down the west coast, I’m preparing to blow all the leaves from the other days windstorm around the diameter of my property and depositing them on the street, lawns, and driveways of my neighbors.

How might the playoff committee view this action when it comes to evaluating my candidacy for HOA president?
 
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